Critical Miss: Noobgrues

[Kajin]

Someone somewhere probably did this.

 

[Jack Dookie]

I've got a new word for campers: "Grue"

gotta love that "quickscope"

 

[Reyalsfeihc]

I can't get past the first message. All I get is, "It's Here!" I try to open the mail box, I try to go to the house...nothing. I keep getting, "It's here!" That's great.

WHAT'S HERE?! ARGH...

Once you open the mailbox you get a leaflet that's just a welcome to the game sort of deal. You have to walk around the house but movement is governed by cardinal directions such as North South East and West

 

[Clankenbeard]

ZORK was friggin' awesome just like every other early text adventure!

Obvious exits are North, South, and Dennis.
Now go