Dead bodies in the closet...?

[Aaron Murphy]

Say War. War never changes.

 

[countrysteaksauce]

Hail Sithis? He belongs to the Dread Father now.

 

[OniaPL]

Oops, I did it again.

 

[Doc Theta Sigma]

How the hell do I know this person has been dead a week?

The fact it's rotting should be an obvious clue.

 

[llew]

i thought i got rid of that guy? oh well better go burn some "wood" in my back yard

 

[Substitute Troll]

My first reaction would propably be "HOLY MUDCRABS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"

After that, I'd calmly call the police.

"112 how can I help you?"
"Yea, hi. Erm, I have found a dead body in my closet. Could you send the police over?"

Easy as that. No need to over complicate things.

 

[winter2]

Actually:

You know what's funny about this one? The face he makes as he... regurgitates... always reminds me of Ashton Kutcher.

Like a baus!

 

[Kakashi on crack]

Depends... Did I put it there myself?

If you want to

My closet is rusted shut. I'd be even more surprised if I or someone else got the damn thing open in the first place.

For all yah know there could be a dead body in there!

How decomposed is it? Because if it's pretty clean, I'll just take it out and bury it, no questions asked.

I'm no decomp expert but I beleive (based on a quick google search) that a dead body tends to be turning green/purple in spots after a week, is very bloated, and may have blisters.

 

[William Dickbringer]

oh there's the dead stripper from the party

 

[similar.squirrel]

Vomit riotously then call the police.

Unfortunately, I'm not a hardcore, quirky misanthrope like so many of you.

 

[i love headcrabs]

take it to a forest, bury it and then have a mental breakdown

 

[Tireseas_v1legacy]

Crap. There goes my weekend...

 

[Mariakko]

Something along the lines of "Oh balls".

 

[Shadow flame master]

I knew I smelled something funky this week. I guess I gotta burn him now since yesterday was trash day.

 

[Primate]

What's that smell?

*Opens closet*

"Fuuuuck, I blacked out again didn't I?"

*Goes and loads body, shovel, mattock, saw, and a bag of Quick Lime into van*

"Here we go again..."

This! ^^

 

[soes757]

Why didn't I bury him before?

 

[Fiz_The_Toaster]

Shit I knew I was drunk, but I thought I had enough coordination and awareness to put him in the freezer.

There goes my morning!

 

[Revnak_v1legacy]

Huh, well that's weird.

 

[garfoldsomeoneelse]

I'd have three questions:
1) Who the hell put this here?
2) Where did they find enough space in my closet to hang a body?
3) Can they come back and rearrange the rest of it for me?

 

[Evil the White]

And bury the glass eye...

(cookie for reference, might be quite a vague one, tho)

Mad-Eye Moody, all they found of him was his eye on an office door. So Harry and the gang stole it and buried it somewhere.

GIMME GIMME GIMME

OT, I would most likely wonder why I hadn't noticed it before.