- Feb 14, 2011
How did someone hang a body in my closet when I have no hooks/bars to hang a dead body on?! Also...how the hell did I not notice this for a week?
*Hmmm, it would seem that my attempts to frame him for this murder have failed. I fear the body alone will not be enough to implicate him directly. I need to rethink this one, employ some more direct means...*Trucken said:Grand idea! Then when people notice that I've gone missing and someone finds the body in my closet I won't be a suspect at all, no sir!Proverbial Jon said:It's been in YOUR closet for a week. You never noticed it until now? Just what are you going to tell the police? Do you really think they are going to buy the story that you just FOUND it there? My advice: start running, fast.Trucken said:OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCK!?!?!?!?
Yeah, I think that sums up it up quite nicely. Then call the police.
I'll take my chances with the cops. I'm to fucking lazy to run.
If you want toRex Dark said:Depends... Did I put it there myself?
For all yah know there could be a dead body in there!kommando367 said:My closet is rusted shut. I'd be even more surprised if I or someone else got the damn thing open in the first place.
I'm no decomp expert but I beleive (based on a quick google search) that a dead body tends to be turning green/purple in spots after a week, is very bloated, and may have blisters.smearyllama said:How decomposed is it? Because if it's pretty clean, I'll just take it out and bury it, no questions asked.