Dead bodies in the closet...?
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I would take it as a sign to go have my nose checked.
Then again, as we like to keep temps low, I'd check the free tenderloin. If it's good, I think filet mignon with morel sauce will take the edge off the shock of just having found a dead body in the closet, mutilated or not.
On a more logical level, I think I'd first like to arm myself up, just in case. Then confront the family with the find. If one of them turns out to be a sick bastard, we'll see if things would have to turn violent. If no one claims the body to their trophy of choice, I would believe involving the police would be in order, since it's just not OK to dump your bodies in somebody else's closets. As with skeletons, bodies are a very personal matter.
Then again, as we like to keep temps low, I'd check the free tenderloin. If it's good, I think filet mignon with morel sauce will take the edge off the shock of just having found a dead body in the closet, mutilated or not.
On a more logical level, I think I'd first like to arm myself up, just in case. Then confront the family with the find. If one of them turns out to be a sick bastard, we'll see if things would have to turn violent. If no one claims the body to their trophy of choice, I would believe involving the police would be in order, since it's just not OK to dump your bodies in somebody else's closets. As with skeletons, bodies are a very personal matter.
*Hmmm, it would seem that my attempts to frame him for this murder have failed. I fear the body alone will not be enough to implicate him directly. I need to rethink this one, employ some more direct means...*Trucken said:
Hey buddy! Why you're right, that doesn't sound like such a good idea after all. Maybe you should meet me in my special darkened basement room in my remote home on the moors and we can... come up with another plan. *mwah ha ha*
You know what's funny about this one? The face he makes as he... regurgitates... always reminds me of Ashton Kutcher.binnsyboy said:Actually:
My first reaction would propably be "HOLY MUDCRABS FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!"
After that, I'd calmly call the police.
"112 how can I help you?"
"Yea, hi. Erm, I have found a dead body in my closet. Could you send the police over?"
Easy as that. No need to over complicate things.
After that, I'd calmly call the police.
"112 how can I help you?"
"Yea, hi. Erm, I have found a dead body in my closet. Could you send the police over?"
Easy as that. No need to over complicate things.
If you want toRex Dark said:
For all yah know there could be a dead body in there!kommando367 said:
I'm no decomp expert but I beleive (based on a quick google search) that a dead body tends to be turning green/purple in spots after a week, is very bloated, and may have blisters.smearyllama said:
Vomit riotously then call the police.
Unfortunately, I'm not a hardcore, quirky misanthrope like so many of you.
Unfortunately, I'm not a hardcore, quirky misanthrope like so many of you.
