Dead bodies in the closet...?

RanD00M

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"Fuck, I forgot to take out the trash. Oh, and there's a dead baby in the closet, how interesting."
Then I would proceed to take out the trash.
 

Athol

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What's that smell?

*Opens closet*

"Fuuuuck, I blacked out again didn't I?"

*Goes and loads body, shovel, mattock, saw, and a bag of Quick Lime into van*

"Here we go again..."
 

cannot_aim

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Erik we took out the trash Yesterday! Well now your going to have to take him down to the dumpster by yourself.
 

imnot

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I'd drag it to next door at night, leave it i na wierd sexual position, Skyri mstyle and run off giggeling
 

Zantos

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silverpimp said:
I'd put it next to the week old dead bodies in my garage.
Are they the bodies that happen to have been there for a week? Or do you have some weird cycle that means you permanently have bodies that are a week old in there, along with the 6 day old bodies in the cellar and the 8 day old bodies in the fridge?
 

Proverbial Jon

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Trucken said:
OHJESUSCHRISTWHATTHEFUCK!?!?!?!?

Yeah, I think that sums up it up quite nicely. Then call the police.
It's been in YOUR closet for a week. You never noticed it until now? Just what are you going to tell the police? Do you really think they are going to buy the story that you just FOUND it there? My advice: start running, fast.
 

The Funslinger

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Most likely that. I wanted to find the GIF of the three women who look creeped out, and the one guy who's like "aw yeah".

Actually:

 

2fish

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Step 1 Text everyone who matters: Zombies found, arm yourselves!

Step 2 Call cops

Step 3 Stand in front of closet yelling repent sinner, down with the unholy, ect

Step 4 Invite cops in show them closet and not talk about Step 3.
 

Lyri

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I'd be wondering how I got a closet and why I hadn't noticed it for an entire week.