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Electrogecko

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If I was thinking rationally, I'd probably go for the baseball bat I have hanging in the corner, even if it is a Cooperstown souvenir....
 

JohnnyDelRay

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Fidelias said:
22 in my desk I'm sitting at. 12 gauge under my bed. 9 mil in the kitchen. 9 mil in my guest bedroom. TWO 9 mils in my parent's bedroom. 2 more plus a 22 pistol in the downstairs living room. And a 12 gauge plus a 22 scoped rifle in my game room. All have loaded clips next to them.

Intruders beware, my parents were in the Army.
You would uhhhh...hope no intruders happen to get to one of those before you do..hope they're hidden away well enough.

OT: Fax machine, air purifier, and a 1.5m standing lamp. Actually, a heavy SLR camera on a sling would make a good swinging mace...although i have scissors and staplers and the like (i'm in an office, obviously) i tend to shy away from cutting objects, because unless you can take limbs off or are confident at stabbing one through to the brain (harder than it sounds, i'm sure) i think they are a bit useless compared to a good blunt object such as a bat or brick or frying pan
 

OneOfTheMichael's

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uh lets see...
Um...a pillow...a nerf revolver and a x-box 360 remote....i'll just use the laptop i'm typing this onto now.
 

OniKon

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ok well in arms reach i have a:

dagger
flick knife
handbow
ka-bar
kirpan
korambit
kukri
lock knife
paratrooper dagger
stiletto knife
toggle knife

and if I managed to dive out the way I could probably reach my rack of swords on the other side of the room
 

WolfThomas

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Depends whether he attacks from the left of me (my window) or the right (my door). Immediate response smash this laptop on to his head and snatch up the folding knife on my desk I use for eating kiwi fruits. Next move if he's attacking from the left run to my bed and grab the crowbar underneath (long story) and go to town.

Attacking from the right is harder. Wii balance board to the head to try to stun him, followed up by the wii and then the 360 (hopefully a last resort). Neither of these work throw life size plastic skeleton (named "Charlie") at him to try and tangle him. Depending on how tangled leap onto couch and then over him to get the crowbar. If not tangled enough push 42inch tv on him (sob) before bludgeoning with thermos or stabbing in eye or retrieving crowbar.

I think I'll most likely survive, as I have plenty of stuff in my room both in weapons (crowbar and combat knife) if I can reach them, and the other above mentioned stuff. My only worry is being bitten as I'm only wearing boxer shirts and a ripped t-shirt. Also I assumed zombie scenario.
 

twaddle

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i would go with the obvious answer and use my monitor and break it glass first over it's head.....what?!? i don't have a flat screen! Sue me!
 

MySoxSmell

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well funnily enough i seem to have a kali stick sitting in my lap, and a pair of nunchakus quite close, il have fun with this
 

ScarletScapegrace

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Let's see, could use my keys to blind it and a 20lb physics hardcover to bludgeon it. I think that should stun it long enough for me to get away.
 

laststandman

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I have posted this in now 5 threads similar to this, and it is still true:
My limited edition Fellowship of the Ring goblet from Burger King (the Gandalf one). It kills everything.
 

Atmos Duality

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Attack
Guts
Spell <--
Item

SnoDr [7 AP] FlmDr [10 AP] TdrDr [12 AP]
IceDrn[20 AP] FirDrn[27 AP] BltDr [30 AP]
GldDrn[40 AP]<---

In short, that zombie is fucked.
 

Drakmorg

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I beat him/her to death (re-death?) with my Mosby's Medical Dictionary, fourth edition.
Using a book of medical terminology to kill something, truly it would be irony incarnate.
 

Something Amyss

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SilentBobsThoughts said:
Zachary Amaranth said:
spartan1077 said:
Ahlycks said:
spartan1077 said:
:/ I for once am completely defenseless. But why did they used to say? A knifless man is a lifeless man? Ya. I'll jump kick that zombie in the face then elbow slam him so his head falls off then I'll take his arm and use it as bait for the zombies outside.
well you can show it the picture of your avatar then tell him what is special about it. He would probably just walk away crying.
sorry I have a hot avatar... and yes I know it's a trap but damn it just look!!!!
Should I ask what you mean?
Its a guy.
Mmmm...T-Girl...This zombie approves.
 

PhunkyPhazon

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I suppose I'll just have to smash this computer over its head. Internet is a handy thing to have during a zombie crisis, but it's not like this is the only means for me to access it.