If I was thinking rationally, I'd probably go for the baseball bat I have hanging in the corner, even if it is a Cooperstown souvenir....
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You would uhhhh...hope no intruders happen to get to one of those before you do..hope they're hidden away well enough.Fidelias said:
OT: Fax machine, air purifier, and a 1.5m standing lamp. Actually, a heavy SLR camera on a sling would make a good swinging mace...although i have scissors and staplers and the like (i'm in an office, obviously) i tend to shy away from cutting objects, because unless you can take limbs off or are confident at stabbing one through to the brain (harder than it sounds, i'm sure) i think they are a bit useless compared to a good blunt object such as a bat or brick or frying pan
uh lets see...
Um...a pillow...a nerf revolver and a x-box 360 remote....i'll just use the laptop i'm typing this onto now.
Um...a pillow...a nerf revolver and a x-box 360 remote....i'll just use the laptop i'm typing this onto now.
Depends whether he attacks from the left of me (my window) or the right (my door). Immediate response smash this laptop on to his head and snatch up the folding knife on my desk I use for eating kiwi fruits. Next move if he's attacking from the left run to my bed and grab the crowbar underneath (long story) and go to town.
Attacking from the right is harder. Wii balance board to the head to try to stun him, followed up by the wii and then the 360 (hopefully a last resort). Neither of these work throw life size plastic skeleton (named "Charlie") at him to try and tangle him. Depending on how tangled leap onto couch and then over him to get the crowbar. If not tangled enough push 42inch tv on him (sob) before bludgeoning with thermos or stabbing in eye or retrieving crowbar.
I think I'll most likely survive, as I have plenty of stuff in my room both in weapons (crowbar and combat knife) if I can reach them, and the other above mentioned stuff. My only worry is being bitten as I'm only wearing boxer shirts and a ripped t-shirt. Also I assumed zombie scenario.
Attacking from the right is harder. Wii balance board to the head to try to stun him, followed up by the wii and then the 360 (hopefully a last resort). Neither of these work throw life size plastic skeleton (named "Charlie") at him to try and tangle him. Depending on how tangled leap onto couch and then over him to get the crowbar. If not tangled enough push 42inch tv on him (sob) before bludgeoning with thermos or stabbing in eye or retrieving crowbar.
I think I'll most likely survive, as I have plenty of stuff in my room both in weapons (crowbar and combat knife) if I can reach them, and the other above mentioned stuff. My only worry is being bitten as I'm only wearing boxer shirts and a ripped t-shirt. Also I assumed zombie scenario.
well funnily enough i seem to have a kali stick sitting in my lap, and a pair of nunchakus quite close, il have fun with this
Let's see, could use my keys to blind it and a 20lb physics hardcover to bludgeon it. I think that should stun it long enough for me to get away.
I have posted this in now 5 threads similar to this, and it is still true:
My limited edition Fellowship of the Ring goblet from Burger King (the Gandalf one). It kills everything.
My limited edition Fellowship of the Ring goblet from Burger King (the Gandalf one). It kills everything.
Attack
Guts
Spell <--
Item
SnoDr [7 AP] FlmDr [10 AP] TdrDr [12 AP]
IceDrn[20 AP] FirDrn[27 AP] BltDr [30 AP]
GldDrn[40 AP]<---
In short, that zombie is fucked.
Guts
Spell <--
Item
SnoDr [7 AP] FlmDr [10 AP] TdrDr [12 AP]
IceDrn[20 AP] FirDrn[27 AP] BltDr [30 AP]
GldDrn[40 AP]<---
In short, that zombie is fucked.
I suppose I'll just have to smash this computer over its head. Internet is a handy thing to have during a zombie crisis, but it's not like this is the only means for me to access it.
