Define Your Game In One Quote

[LordOfAllHeSurveys]

Bioshock: Would you kindly.
-Atlas

Duke Nukem 3D: Its time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... and I'm all out of gum.
-Duke Nukem

 

[Cazza]

Half Life 2 - "What cat? What cat?"

Screw "The right man in the wrong place" speech.

Super Mario 64 - "It's-a me Mario"

What more do you need to know about a game?

Left 4 Dead - "They're Zombies Francis"

That could even apply to Left 4 Dead 2.

Saint's Row the Third - A fucking tiger!?"

I loved how stupid that game was.

 

[GenericAmerican]

"You can't rush this you know? Now...was it red, red, green, or red, green, red?"
"And he is our demolitions man?"

"I used to work here." *BOOM*

"From America with love asshole!"

and

"Well, at least I don't have to teach you how to shoot...but to be fair you fired a second before I did."

 

[PoweD]

"You know, the world isn't run by the laws written on paper. It's run by people. Some according to laws, others not. It depends on each individual how his world will be, how he makes it."
Cookies to who gets it.

Mafia!

Where's my Cookie?

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Muaahahhahahaha, now that i have tricked you into telling me what you know, i will launch my super destruct-o-ray.

OT, Here's another one:
" This is not war, this is murder!"
" This is how you end a war,_____!"

 

[woodaba]

"What can change the nature of a man?"

Self-Explanatory really.

"one foot in the grave, the other in hell"
"time is not your enemy forever is"

some more planescape for you

"Hey Chief, you ok? You playing corpse or puttin the blinders on the dusties? I thought you were a deader for sure."

"Annah, I do not need your words to know your heart."

Really, I could do this all day.

 

[Vault101]

just for fun Im going to do the oposite...

"secrets..their kind of like herpes..once you get them you might as well spread'em around"

points to who can guess where its from

 

[Hylke Langhout]

"You shall engage the enemy in his own mentality! You shall chase his dreams! You shall fight his demons! You shall live his nightmares. And those of you who fight well, you will find yourselves on the path to becoming international secret agents ? in other words... Psychonauts! The rest of you... will die!"

"I am error"

"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."

"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled trainers should try to win with their favorites"

That's all I got for now.

 

[TheLoveableMuffin]

Dark Souls

"Not much to go on, but I don't think that'll stop you..."

 

[superstringz]

[quote = Galactic Civilizations 2]
Worker Salaries ... 4500 bc
Raw Materials ... 125000 bc
Propulsion System and Fuel ... 5500 bc
Death Beam ... 10000

Blowing up your own homeworld with a terror star ... Priceless
[/quote]

 

[Steagony]

Okay, a serious one now.

"I've never robbed a god before... it'll be a challenge."
Garrett, Thief: Deadly Shadows

Also, spoilers.

 

[trollax]

I am truly surprised no one has said it yet despite the warning in the OP because let's face it trolls don't give a shit:

"I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I took an arrow in the knee."

Even though it has now become an internet wide meme and used to troll, I think it illustrates the Elder Scrolls series perfectly. It tries to be a serious fantasy game that immerses you, but then something ridiculous happens, or in this case, is said.

YOU BROKE THE RULES YOU BROKE THEM. but Left 4 dead :SHINY I S GOOD-Chuggaaconroy

 

[Gali]

Arkham City:"Every decision you've ever made ends in death and misery. People die. I stop you. You'll just break out and do it again. "

Dawn of War 2 Retribution:"I like ya hat by da way."

 

[malmodir]

"Proper story starts at the beginning. Ain't so easy with this one."

From one of the best games in 2011.

 

[DSK-]

Unreal Tournament 2004 - "WICKED SICK!!!"

Shogun: Total War - "The enemy General has forsaken his honour, and is running like a whipped dog!"

FIFA09/10/11 - "It's a goal! BAYERN MUNICH!"

Quake 3 - "QUAD DAMAGE!"

Empire: Total War - "We are a Fleet; not an Army"

Starcraft - "This is Jimmy...Oh yeah!"

Homeworld 1/2 - "Aggressive tactics confirmed - fire at will!"

Company of Heroes - "I didn't point it at you"/"I will win many medals you will see!"

Company of Heroes: Opposing Front - "Swing those purses like you mean it, boys!"

 

[Rude as HECK]

CoD Modern Warfare: RAMIREZ DO EVERYTHING

 

[Thyunda]

Rome Total War: Barbarian Invasion - "This is not a battle, this is a hunt! No...a coward chase!".

Both sums up the tactics and average intelligence of the barbarian armies.

 

[ImperialSunlight]

MOAR QUOTES!

"My own knight-captain falls prey to the influence of blood magic. You all have! You're all weak, allowing the mages to control your minds, to turn you against me! But I don't need any of you! I will protect this city myself!" - Knight Commander Meredith, Dragon Age II

"Well, for all those born with nothing, there are those born with everything. Perhaps those who never notice the difference are the ones we should envy." - Ranulf, Fire Emblem: Path of Radiance

"You grew! Too tall!" - Tormod, Fire Emblem, Radiant Dawn

"I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage. " - Ganondorf, LOZ: Ocarina of Time

"How ridiculous... So many pathetic creatures, scattered across a handful of islands, drifting on this sea like fallen leaves on a forgotten pool... What they can possibly hope to achieve? Don't you see? All of you... Your gods destroyed you! I have been waiting for you, boy. For one like you... Yes... For the hero. Do not betray my expectations. " - Ganondorf, LOZ: Wind Waker

"The Pokédex, eh? So... You're going to confine many, many Pokémon in Poké Balls for that, then. I'm a Trainer, too, but I can't help wondering... Are Pokémon really happy that way?" - N, Pokemon Black/White

 

[Phisi]

RELOADING! Reloading. Reloading! RELOADING?!?!?! reloading....

Guess the game and you win a cookie.

With the zombie clue I'll be going with Killing floor so now do I get "Loads of Money" ?

 

[CAMDAWG]

"there's no salvation here. You'd have done better to rot in the undead asylum"
or
"always fear the flame, lest you be devoured by it, and lose yourself" which works fantastically if you go for the dark lord ending.

God I love dark souls.