Well, as I was just minding my own business, idling and wasting time, I felt the sudden urge to relieve myself. So on a quest I had to go.
The earth shook when I sprang up, the door shivered when I approached and splintered under the force of my hand tearing it open. Swiftly I made for the bathroom, when suddenly I was pounced upon by a wild chocolate bar. It was with all my strength, courage and wisdom that I managed not to fall to it's wondrous charm, a lesser man surely would have fallen prey to it's sweety goodness, but not me, I fought valiantly and in the end I emerged victorious over the broken carcass of my vicious enemy. Exhausted I stumbled onward, the place I needed to reach in plain sight. The door sprang upon in front of me and I stormed inside, conquering my old nemesis the fly with ease and dropping the monstrous pants clinging to my legs with a single swift strike, I unleashed a mighty stream of urine in the toilet bowl, a true tempest if you will, which continued on for what seemed an eternity. The days faded, the seasons changed, new stars were born and still it raged until nothing was left inside me.
I managed to gather my remaining force and stood upright, my head held high and I activated the flushing mechanism, which, with the force of a thousand storms swept away the remainder of my bodily function. Drained as I was, I washed my hands and left this godforsaken, yet wonderful place, vowing to return one day for more.