Discover the Dangerous World of the Nintendo 3DS
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Which is why they're warning you not to sit on it, lest you injure your butt and/or spine from sitting on it too hard and throwing your back out or sitting on it at an angle and setting your spine at a bad angle.teh_Canape said:
everybody knows that there IS no way to destroy forged Nintendium
It's not the 3DS they're worried about getting hurt, it's the owner.
I love these, some of them just seem so obvious you could post them on any hardware box and they're be perfectly suited for it. Though I will agree with most of you... Number 6 and 10...
Clearly these need to be explained. Let me attempt a interpretation.
#01: Rubber Ducks hate children and are known for dropping items off tables to harm them, not excluding your 3DS.
#02: Do not have a staring contest with the IR sensor, it will always win.
#03: The 3DS is not a gardening tool and should not be used as such.
#04: As cushy as it looks, the 3DS does not make for comfortable seating.Alternative: The 3DS is not designed for this purpose, please wait for proper peripherals to be designed before using the product in this manner.
#05: The 3DS is known to melt at low temperatures.
#06: Please be sure to take your 3DS for it's shots soon after purchase. Known 3DS bugs are said to be highly contagious.
#07: Never lock up your power supply, you'll need it every few hours or so.
#08: It takes more then a key to unlock your 3DS's full potential, just ask the hackers.
#09: Never let your 3DS sleep near magnets, it'll give it nightmares.
#10: WARNING: In laboratory tests, 1 of 5 participants have shown signs of having their mind blown by the magic of 3D. Please consult your coworkers or younger relatives before experiencing 3D to find out if 3D is right for you. Symptoms of prolonged exposure include deteriorating eyesight, headaches, mild nausea, spots, demonic repossession, and slight discomfort in the retinal areas. If you experience any of these symptoms, please close your 3DS and give your eyes a rest.
Clearly these need to be explained. Let me attempt a interpretation.
#01: Rubber Ducks hate children and are known for dropping items off tables to harm them, not excluding your 3DS.
#02: Do not have a staring contest with the IR sensor, it will always win.
#03: The 3DS is not a gardening tool and should not be used as such.
#04: As cushy as it looks, the 3DS does not make for comfortable seating.Alternative: The 3DS is not designed for this purpose, please wait for proper peripherals to be designed before using the product in this manner.
#05: The 3DS is known to melt at low temperatures.
#06: Please be sure to take your 3DS for it's shots soon after purchase. Known 3DS bugs are said to be highly contagious.
#07: Never lock up your power supply, you'll need it every few hours or so.
#08: It takes more then a key to unlock your 3DS's full potential, just ask the hackers.
#09: Never let your 3DS sleep near magnets, it'll give it nightmares.
#10: WARNING: In laboratory tests, 1 of 5 participants have shown signs of having their mind blown by the magic of 3D. Please consult your coworkers or younger relatives before experiencing 3D to find out if 3D is right for you. Symptoms of prolonged exposure include deteriorating eyesight, headaches, mild nausea, spots, demonic repossession, and slight discomfort in the retinal areas. If you experience any of these symptoms, please close your 3DS and give your eyes a rest.
Note how the last one does not have a "don't" marking.
(He's playing in a poorly lit room, to whom it may concern)
(He's playing in a poorly lit room, to whom it may concern)
I can't even tell what some of these are trying to warn you about. But if you click on the source link in the article there are some HILARIOUS interpretations that they made up for each image.
The one about the air conditioner and the thermometer made me laugh until it hurt.
The one about the air conditioner and the thermometer made me laugh until it hurt.
All these safety tips, and more in the new book;
"Don't Do what Donny Dont Does."
Is common sense really lacking? Who here already knew sitting on a DS would likely break it, or that swinging it around would hit something?
Wrapping a chain around the adapters, that was a new one for me /sarcasm.
"Don't Do what Donny Dont Does."
Is common sense really lacking? Who here already knew sitting on a DS would likely break it, or that swinging it around would hit something?
Wrapping a chain around the adapters, that was a new one for me /sarcasm.
I believe #6 and #10, the infamous pair of blue heads - are referring to headaches. As in; #6 - don't use the 3DS when experiencing a headache, dizziness or are feeling otherwise ill. #10 - operating the 3DS in a badly lit room could lead to said headaches...
Crazy Japs... <3
Crazy Japs... <3
:O Your little picture slide show thing is making my graphics card freak out 
. It's GPU usage is spiking between 0 and 100% and it turned off Aero. Haha, this is fun. EDIT: Also, Steam crashed at the same time... I don't think it's ever crashed before for no reason (seriously; when it's just minimized and sitting there, it's never crashed).
. It's GPU usage is spiking between 0 and 100% and it turned off Aero. Haha, this is fun. EDIT: Also, Steam crashed at the same time... I don't think it's ever crashed before for no reason (seriously; when it's just minimized and sitting there, it's never crashed).
C'mon guys, Image #2 is very clearly "Don't let Cyclops from the x-men look at your 3DS without his Rose Quartz glasses".
We've all done it before, they're just trying to avoid these mistakes happening again.
We've all done it before, they're just trying to avoid these mistakes happening again.
Last one is dont be surprised if all the 3ds games are just rehashed DS titlesSn1P3r M98 said:What is the last one? I don't even...
Just look at it! What's it supposed to mean?!
..or...
Warning Nintendo reserves the right to hypnotize you and make you a mindless zombie
1) Do not let the DS near ducks because hey will use it against your toddlers
2) Do not use heat vision on the DS
3) Do not use the DS against house plants because they will dodge your blows and retaliate
4) Do not use the DS as a teledildonic while sitting down
5) At low temperature your air conditioning system can be used as a DS launcher
6) Do not try to smoke the stylus, as the hallucinations you get will look like nonsensical line drawing.
7) Do not use chain bondage on your power adapter
8) Do not use a key to start your DS by swiping it. Remember to push down and turn it instead
9) Your DS may on occasion dream it is a magnet.
10) At some point or another you will use your DS to show goatse to someone.
2) Do not use heat vision on the DS
3) Do not use the DS against house plants because they will dodge your blows and retaliate
4) Do not use the DS as a teledildonic while sitting down
5) At low temperature your air conditioning system can be used as a DS launcher
6) Do not try to smoke the stylus, as the hallucinations you get will look like nonsensical line drawing.
7) Do not use chain bondage on your power adapter
8) Do not use a key to start your DS by swiping it. Remember to push down and turn it instead
9) Your DS may on occasion dream it is a magnet.
10) At some point or another you will use your DS to show goatse to someone.
I wasn't under the impression that any game on the system needed you to swing it around wildly...
also, how many people had to put chains around their charger when plugging it in for Nintendo to make it an official warning on this? fucking morons...
also, how many people had to put chains around their charger when plugging it in for Nintendo to make it an official warning on this? fucking morons...
