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BrawlMan

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Alright then, I'll check those out. Atomic Blonde too, been meaning to watch that one for a while.
While you are at it, you can add Drive (1997) to the list. This one is actually pre-Matrix, but it takes heavy influence from John Woo and Jackie Chan. More so the latter. Stephen Yang (along with Japanese Cinema) and the Wachowskis took from Hong Kong Cinema anyway. Make sure it is the director's cut. Do not watch the theatrical cut.

 

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Saving Private Ryan, still Spielberg's masterpiece
Ha thats funny I just rewatched it the other night. Not only Spielberg, but simply an all star cast. Tom hanks is on another plane of existence in this role.
 
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Wyrmwood: Apocalypse - Prime (bought}
Quality Aussie schlock. Zombie apocalypse, but slightly mad max, and the zombies breathe fuel which everyone uses to keep their cars and other shit running. Overacting villains, kickass indigenous women, loadsa juicy gore, practical effects along with scrappy cars and weapons, it's not a bad time as long as you aren't looking for any profound messages I guess.
 

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District 13: Ultimatum - The sequel to District 13. I have no idea what people were complaining about the sequel being bad or worse. The original still takes the top, but the sequel is just as good. For those that don't know, both movies are Escape from NY type movies with emphasis on parkour and martial arts. You may also know the American version that is Brick Mansions. That one is not good. RIP Paul Walker, you did your best, but it's not good (not Walker's fault). As far as movies written or produced by Luc Besson goes, you can do so much worse. Especially if it's a sequel to Besson film. D13:U is way better than any right it has to be, and is better than most sequels in general. Better than Taken and its sequels, Transporter 3 and afterward, Lockout, and Colombiana. The dynamic between both main characters are even stronger now, and build off the previous movie. It's just fun seeing Leito and Damien interact with each other when they meet up again.

It helps that both of these movies know how to film action, and don't use quick-cut/shaky-cam. Something the remake did and fucked up. I saw the original D13 back in 2014, but have not seen the sequel until now. I got both movies in a compilation in pack that same year, and wish I had seen the sequel sooner. The original came out in 2004, and the sequel came out in 2009. Better late than never, I suppose. See both of these movies back to back! Most places and online retailers usually have the double pack. Totally worth it.

 
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One Hundred and One Nights (1995, Agnes Varda)

An old Mister Cinema (That's his name.) recalls movies he made while inhabiting other filmmakers and actors over the history of cinema. I think. This young pretty personal assistant is trying to con him out of his fortune. I didn't fully understand it. Knowing a little bit of Varda's creative process from what she said in her 1988 movie Jane B. by Agnès V., she was probably making a lot of this up as she went along and couldn't fully make sense of it herself either. Feels masturbatory, but the surreal oddness has its charm. You can tell she really likes making movies. Was this good? I don't fucking know. Lots of stars in this playing themselves. Like I said, masturbatory.

Took me a few seconds to realize this was Delon.




She speaks French!


He speaks French badly.
 

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District 13: Ultimatum - The sequel to District 13. I have no idea what people were complaining about the sequel being bad or worse. The original still takes the top, but the sequel is just as good. For those that don't know, both movies are Escape from NY type movies with emphasis on parkour and martial arts. You may also know the American version that is Brick Mansions. That one is not good. RIP Paul Walker, you did your best, but it's not good (not Walker's fault). As far as movies written or produced by Luc Besson goes, you can do so much worse. Especially if it's a sequel to Besson film. D13:U is way better than any right it has to be, and is better than most sequels in general. Better than Taken and its sequels, Transporter 3 and afterward, Lockout, and Colombiana. The dynamic between both main characters are even stronger now, and build off the previous movie. It's just fun seeing Leito and Damien interact with each other when they meet up again.

It helps that both of these movies know how to film action, and don't use quick-cut/shaky-cam. Something the remake did and fucked up. I saw the original D13 back in 2014, but have not seen the sequel until now. I got both movies in a compilation in pack that same year, and wish I had seen the sequel sooner. The original came out in 2004, and the sequel came out in 2009. Better late than never, I suppose. See both of these movies back to back! Most places and online retailers usually have the double pack. Totally worth it.

Ah sweet, I remember discovering this series in a second-hand DVD store while living in a run down seaside town with barely enough money to get by. Was a real good find for such cheap cost. Loved looking and finding niche films in those places, which may not be around much longer in a streaming future.
 
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Live and Let Die

Enter Roger Moore. It's not much of an introduction compared to the way Lazenby is revealed in OHMSS. The first scene sets up the tone with some screwball silliness about M dropping in on Bond's flat unannounced while he has a girl running around naked inside (gasp). Moneypenny is in there too, subbing for Q for some reason.

After that we get a banal plot about drug trafficking that apes the trashy "action" movies of an era that couldn't go for two scenes without wreaking a couple of ugly Chevies. And jesus if the acting in this isn't atrocious. Kananga is a flatline and everyone else around him is horribly overacting (Rosie Carver, Baron Samedi).

Everything is more ridiculous than ever, especially now that we're dealing with supernatural voodoo bullshit. Where's Sean Connery's detached amusement when you need it? Moore has this unflappable Captain Kirk narcissism like he doesn't get the joke at all.
 
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You forgot the racism. Oh, man, the racism in that movie. Literally ALL OF HARLEM is out to get Bond at one point, and the one white person on the bad guy's side ends up being the Bond Girl.
 

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Resident Evil: The Final Chapter

Sixth, and last, of Paul W.S. Anderson's Resident Evil movies. Where Retribution made an effort to streamline the series narrative, iconography and ideology to its bare essentials, Final Chapter is an explosion of out of left field stylistic excesses and narrative sleight of hands. Final Chapter is the longest of the series, albeit still well under two hours long. It also presents the biggest stylistic departure from the other movies in the series. It's shot, edited and written very differently from anything that came before.

Final Chapter is the most typically post apocalyptic installment of the series since Extinction. About half of it deals with Alice's track from Washington DC to Raccoon City through devastated landscapes, now depicted as a red tinged, metal cover hellscape. Meanwhile, the cinematography abandons the clarity of the two previous movie in favour of a hectic machine gun barrage of images and movement. It speaks for Anderson's skills as an action director that the action scenes still manage to maintain their coherence despite this feverish presentation. "Feverish" might be the best way to describe Final Chapter in general. The series is not so much reaching a conclusion as completely unraveling as it's dragging itself past the finish line after catching on fire.
Final Chapter starts with Alice, weakened from an unseen battle in Washington DC, getting a message from the now rogue Red Queen AI, urging her to travel to the research facility where the series began for a last chance to stop Umbrella's push for world domination and find a cure for the virus. Final Chapter is big on last minute plot twists. Dr. Isaac's, Extinctions main antagonist, is still alive to oversee Umbrella's plot to inherit the earth. There are two of him, in fact. Alice is a clone of a murdered Umbrella scientists daughter, who's still kept alive by the Umbrella management. It's wild.
Final Chapter is, probably, the most ambitious and formally experimental movie in the series, but that also means it's the messiest since Apocalypse. All of a sudden, Anderson starts to dabble in religious imagery. Dr. Isaacs compares himself to Noah and employs the rhetoric of religious fundamentalism. A trinity (of bitches) is invoked when three different versions of Alice meet. The inner sanctum of the hive now resembles a cathedral more than the abstract, minimalist spaces we've come to associate with Umbrella's architecture. The elderly technocrat as the high priest of an apocalyptic cult with no, however misguided, intention to save the world but merely to "end it on their own terms". It's, if nothing else, an unapologetically angry movie.

RE: TFC show the series not so much coming together, as spilling out in many different directions. If Retributions compressed it, Final Chapter sees it exploding. Caught in that blast are, partly, things we've seen before. Ideas about the relationship of an original to a mass produced copy are brought up again and brought to their conclusion, both hero and villain of the movie being clones. But that's only part of it. Religious analogies. Robocop references. Mad Max inspired iconography and, hell, even some parts that harken back to Event Horizon. It lacks the focus on clarity the series used to have at its best, but it is undeniably kinda punk.
Final Chapter is a very messy way to conclude a long running series, and feels in many ways like an inversion, deliberate or otherwise, of what Anderson had been doing with it after taking back direction with Afterlife. Letting lose again after tightening it up. It still has its share of impressive action scenes, but the hectic, almost panicked direction makes them harder to appreciate them. The story throws in plenty of odd, last minute turns, some of which haven't been foreshadowed at all. It's, by all means, not a clean way to end the series.
Despite all of its ups and downs, I don't regret watching the Resident Evil movies. They were, even at their worst, examples of competent and decently engaging action cinema, at their best cheeky, satirical romps that invoke some of Verhoeven's better outings. There is a lot to be said for Anderson trying out a number of interesting things with this, not all of which pay off but enough of which do for me to appreciate them. Both at its best and its worst, I can say: I want Alice to step on me. And also, I was enjoying myself.
 

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My problem with this one is that it's totally retconning half of what happening in the previous films, while referencing the other half. By itself it's alright, and I guess if you saw the films at the theatre when they were released and don't binge them all on DVD in one go, but watching one after another the series is rather messed up by this one. Though I rewatch them all regularly enough.
 
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You forgot the racism. Oh, man, the racism in that movie. Literally ALL OF HARLEM is out to get Bond at one point, and the one white person on the bad guy's side ends up being the Bond Girl.
Well, yes and no.

The movie treats 70s Harlem like how Indiana Jones would treat a 40s bazaar scene where everybody seems to be in cahoots against the outsider hero. It's ridiculous but more or less on par with every other movie so far where the "locals" are depicted as this homogeneous other thing. And even then the movie comes up with several black allies for Bond - Strutter, who saves Bond when he reveals to be CIA; Rosie Carver, who is working with Leiter; Quarrel Jr. who is an old friend from Bond, son to Dr. No's Quarrel (in the books it's the same character but because he dies in Dr No, which was released first, they made him into a Jr version here). Coincidentally the movie plays with your expectations each time one of them is first introduced, at first playing with the idea they might be an enemy (Strutter holds him at gunpoint, Rosie ambushes him at the hotel, then Rosie herself assumes Quarrel is about to kill Bond).

On the other hand the movie is overtly racist towards Bond (he gets called racial epithets) whereas neither Bond nor anybody over at MI6 ever acknowledges race. And because this is the eighth movie so far and every other main villain has been a white dude I don't have a problem with the villain being black. It seems like the movie is simply trying to jump into the blaxploitation train more than anything.

Speaking of racism I don't think anything here quite tops the sequence of Bond "becoming Japanese" in You Only Live Twice. Imagine if Bond had to don blackface when journeying into Harlem.
 
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Kelly's Heroes - it's been years since I last watched this film, and it's every bit as good as I remembered it, great humour, excellent patchwork on the 'Tigers', and catchy soundtrack etc. And Donald Sutherland, loved his performance.
 
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Something Wild (1961)

Without saying what it's about, I have never watched a movie this old dealing with the subject matter to this extent. I don't know enough about those experiences to tell if it was handled realistically or was SUPER exaggerated, but you can rationalize it by what what happens and how she reacts in the fiction. It was entertaining. I imagine a pretty sizable chunk of the viewers take issue with where the story goes, find it problematic. For me, her ending up where she does and trying to make peace with it, staying somewhat broken, makes the conflict of the movie more effective. Actual spoiler:
It's not about him getting what he wants. A woman could have written this.

I liked all the street shots. When you see New York City or Chicago in movies this old, you can tell the actors are on sets or closed, controlled streets. Here they just filmed non-actors going about their lives and probably risked strangers checking out the camera. Made it feel more authentic.

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Everything everywhere all at once, 9/10

For the whole movie I was screaming in my head "How the fuck does this even exist?" because it simply shouldn't. It's so weird, so offbeat, so many things, so many genres that there's simply nothing like it. Sci-fi action comedy, high concept existential family drama, Douglas Adams-esque kung-fu action flick is a string of words that could descibe no other movie. And then the name Russo came on screen and I went "of course". And thank fuck it exists, because this is easily best movie of the year material. It has honestly the best hand-to-hand combat scenes I've seen since Raid 2, the movie just goes ham on the concept, it goes in directions you can't possibly predict and the end is genuinely touching. The colors, the editing, the playing with different aspect ratios, the visuals, character design and the mere concepts behind certain fight scenes are something only the creators of Endgame could even bring to existence, let alone execute this well. I'm still kind of reeling from it.
 
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Everything everywhere all at once, 9/10

For the whole movie I was screaming in my head "How the fuck does this even exist?" because it simply shouldn't. It's so weird, so offbeat, so many things, so many genres that there's simply nothing like it. Sci-fi action comedy, high concept existential family drama, Douglas Adams-esque kung-fu action flick is a string of words that could descibe no other movie. And then the name Russo came on screen and I went "of course". And thank fuck it exists, because this is easily best movie of the year material. It has honestly the best hand-to-hand combat scenes I've seen since Raid 2, the movie just goes ham on the concept, it goes in directions you can't possibly predict and the end is genuinely touching. The colors, the editing, the playing with different aspect ratios, the visuals, character design and the mere concepts behind certain fight scenes are something only the creators of Endgame could even bring to existence, let alone execute this well. I'm still kind of reeling from it.
A big part of that is that traditionally, asian cinema, from which EEAAO takes a lot of inspiration, has a much looser approach to genre than western cinema. Japanese, Indian, Korean and what little I've seen of Chinese and Taiwanese cinema is a lot more ambivalent to it. Matter of fact, the Indians have coined the term "Masala", after a specific blend of spices, for the brand of sprawling, and usually really fucking wild, high budget blockbusters they make. Movies that are usually pretty long and full of larger than life melodrama, action, musical sequences and very broad humor. Western audiences often dismiss that approach as an expression of some unrelatable foreign cultural eccentricity, but a lot of what is and has more recently become popular in Hollywood seems to some extent derived from it.

You can have a look at something like the last two Avengers movie or Justice League and look at it as effectively western versions of Masala movies, just without the uniquely indian love for song and dance. Likewise, you can take something like EEAAO and look at it as sort of an evolutionary offshoot of the kind of part zany, part sincere, part insane japanese fare that movies like Love Exposure, Yakuza Apocalypse or Memories of Matsuko fall under. Sure, with a more western frame of reference, where it explicitly blends elements from Douglas Adams, Jackie Chan movies, Adult Swim comedy and so on, but it's a similar philosophy.

Which isn't meant to dismiss what these movies accomplish, it's just that the existence of something like EEAAO is maybe baffling in the context of english speaking, semi high budget cinema, but not quite so much in the context of global film culture.