Once Upon a Time: Season 7 (3/5)
OUAT S7 is to the show what season 9 is to Scrubs, or Cursed Child is to Harry Potter. It's an installment that follows from what came previously, but is clearly the odd one out. Considering that this season was devised as a soft reboot, that's kind of to be expected. Question is, did it sell me on the show when after watching the previous six seasons and detailing my frustrations with them, you should know why I've never been able to love this series? Well, no...but it's by no means the worst season. In a way, I think that because it got rid of so many things I disliked about the series, it made me more inclined to like the season.
For starters, Henry. I've made no secret as to my dislike of his character, but here, he's tolerable, and I realized something. It isn't Henry I dislike per se, it's that the attitude he held in season 1 never really developed. It's why I like Lucy here, who is to season 7 what Henry was to season 1, because she's got the excuse of age and naievete. Henry as an adult is far more likeable...mostly. Yes, sometimes we go down the route of "finding my happy ending," but as someone more cynical, we thankfully get less of the "all you have to do is believe!" schtick that made me want to throttle the little brat. It actually touches on the belief thing, pointing out that as an adult, blind faith is harder to come by, so nice job there.
Also, the characters. We get a far narrower selection of characters to focus on here, which is good. I'm now inclined to believe that Robert Carlyle is to this show what Patrick Stewart is to Star Trek - an actor that can give gravitas to scenes even when the dialogue is hackneyed as hell. Also get Wish Hook and Regina, and Zelina to a bit. Oh, there's new characters, but point is, most of the cast don't return. And honestly, I'm fine with that. The season benefits from the narrower focus, and it helps that the characters who DO return, Henry aside, are ones that I'm generally inclined to like. I mean, Zelena and Regina have had way too many second chances for my liking (see my review of season 5 for more on that), but here, the whole redemption thing is played out decently. At the very least, Regina is at the end of her arc, and like her or loathe her, it's at least presented well, even though you have to forget the piles of bodies she's left behind her. But that aside, what about the new characters? Well, Lucy's adorable, Jacinda's dull as dishwater, and almost everyone else ends up somewhere in-between. Y'know, it's not the best move in the world when season 6 concludes with a villain that we're meant to believe is the series's big bad, and then we have to get introduced to new villains. Bit of an anti-climax there. Still, Gothel is one of the better villains in the series, even though her motivations don't go beyond "humanity sucks and I want to wipe it out."
Actually I'm not being fair. But given the source of her motivations...well, for those of you who've seen the "it was Earth all along!" episode, if you like this episode, your opinion is bad, and you should feel bad. I mean, OUAT has got away with stupid shit before, but THIS?
Minor point with Gothel, but the show does dabble in something approaching actual paganism with her rather than traditional fairytale magic. Whether this is a good, bad, or neutral thing is up to you. But moving onto other villains, there is Victoria Belfrey, who's...okay, at best. Really, it's okayness that comes from her fairytale backstory being more interesting than anything occurring in the storyline's present. And finally, there's Ivy. A.k.a. Drizella. A.k.a. the best character in this whole season and the most squandered one. The weird thing about Ivy is that by all rights, she could be regarded as a walking cliche. Middle child syndrome, never got enough love, addicted to her phone in the real-world setting, silver-tongued *****, but deep down wants to be loved, but willing to manipulate everyone to get what she wants...you know the stereotype, right? Well, I don't know why, but for Ivy, it's a case of the stereotype being...not exactly surpassed, but a case of where I don't mind it. Unfortunately, she doesn't stay around till the season's end, nor does she appear in the finale. Honestly, I'd take an Ivy redemption arc over Regina or Zelena as her sins aren't nearly as bad as hers, and...okay, fine. I ship IvyxHenry, and a quick search tells me I'm not the only one who does. Frankly, Ivy's one of the most enjoyable characters in the season, if not the series, and yet the season doesn't do nearly enough with her. It can't even be bothered to give her a proper send-off, more like "yeah, I'm leaving now, have fun cleaning up the Gothel mess I made for you." Why did this happen, you ask? Well, I suspect that some of it had to do with the show being cancelled. Yes, our soft reboot lasted one season. Imagine that. I don't know when the decision was made, but the fact that Wish Rumple comes back in the last two episodes to be the villain despite having not appeared since, like, forever, gives you a hint.
Actually, the finale is pretty decent, especially if I'm right about the writers' hands being forced. 7 seasons and hey, the relationship between Belle and Rumple proper is no longer toxic. That only took, like, seven seasons. And all the Realms of Story (a term that no longer makes sense in the context, but whatever) are put in a pocket universe (I assume) at Storybrooke because, hey, why not? Y'know, I can't help but wonder if some of the denizens of the realms wanted to be left alone, not to mention that the Wish Realm now means that there's probably two of everyone walking around now. But hey, happy ending, with speech on happy endings that...isn't so degrading that I want to beat my head and yell "shut up!" But still, no Ivy. Boo.
So. That's Once Upon a Time. A series that I watched to the end, and a series that was...okay, at best. I didn't love it. A lot of the time, I didn't even like it. As I've said, it uses the Lost formula (reliance on flashbacks), but Lost is vastly superior. And in a world where shows like Game of Thrones exist, Once Upon a Time comes up short. Even fantasy shows that are more light-hearted than GoT have done a better job. OUAT started out with a great premise, but squandered it, and even season 7, while less irritating than some of its predecessors, never reaches greatness. Considering that the last shot of the series is the "Leaving Storybrooke" sign, I think it's appropriate. Because I don't forsee myself returning to this setting anytime soon.