Does the escapist want to help me?

[Mikkaddo]

As Paul Atredies: Lead the Jihad and controll the universe

As Baron Vladmir Von Harkonenn: Get killed by a little girl, then possess her later in life

As Reverend Mother Gaius Hellen Mohiam: Be a MASSIVE ***** to everyone on the virtue that you know better then them.

As Emperor Shaddam the IV: Lose it all and blame it on your son.

As Duke Leto: be a BEAST

As Leto Atredies II: be an even BIGGER beast.

As Feyd Rautha: get slaughterfied by Paul atredies and look like a ***** when it happens.

 

[SwimmingRock]

Don't know if it's been said (way too many posts to read them all), but you could basically look up Firefly quotes on Wikiquotes and paraphrase just about anything Malcolm or Jane said i.e. 'aim to misbehave' or 'always bring a grenade'.

Aside from that, the boringly serious answers:
Do no harm
A persons authority begins and ends with themself
The right to freedom includes the right to forego freedom for peace of mind

 

[Amazon warrior]

This song [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTJ7AzBIJoI], basically.

 

[ChaosGenesis]

1. Dontcha put it in your mouth
2. Flashbangs are no ones friend
3. You are always right
4. Except when you're not
5. Laugh at the misfortunes of others. They do it to you.
6. Dont cry over spilled milk
7. Its only wrong if you get caught
8. <color=white>Intelligence and determination often are interchangeable.
9. Rule 8 is only visible to the intelligent or determined.
10. Find out which castle the princess is in. Airstrike the others.
11. Think outside the box and make others do it too.

 

[kahlzun]

Some Things Can Never Be Unseen (Don't go to 4chan).

It Is Rarely Over 9000.

Wisdom Comes From Innocence.

 

[firedfns13]

As Mr. T: Don't be a fool!
As a Spartan: Don't Die.
As a drunk: Be an alcoholic.
As a gamer: Play fairly.

I'll think up some more...

Spartans wanted to die on the battlefield.

 

[PrimoThePro]

Stay out of the Basement

this. this a thousand times. thats twice the amount you need. assignment done as far as im concerned.
but if you dont feel like doing that then...
OT:
In horror movies the black guy always dies second (as it is in more recent horror films)
in minesweeper, if you pull an 8, quit the game.
just because your having fun, doesnt mean your dog is when you put your hand down his throat.

 

[RN7]

As anyone: Hide the body once you finish.

 

[cheywoodward]

Always respect a dolphin, they are the second smartest creatures on the planet.
Fish are friends, not food.
The day HL2 episode 3 comes out is the day of armaggedon
Rednecks will light anything on fire.
Teenagers are horny.

 

[Archemetis]

Do not question the chicken's motives...

 

[Redemption003]

There's always a bigger fish.
If in doubt, kill it with fire.
Kick ass and chew bubblegum, even if one is lacking the latter.
It doesn't make a bit of difference, the balls are inert.
Avoid Old Olney. Always.
When being ganked: bubble-hearth you cowardly son of a *****.

 

[Americana12]

Don't use acronyms in the real world
seriously I will find you

 

[martin's a madman]

Don't use acronyms in the real world
seriously I will find you

That bothers me too.

 

[The Austin]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!

IT'S OVER 9,000!!!!

IT'S A TRAP!!!!

LONGCAT IS LONG!!!!!!

Just use old meme's.

 

[thedailylunatic]

Don't Stick it in the Crazy.

That's the only one that matters.


OH! ALSO:

"Remember kids, if you like pissing on people, or being pissed on, you are a disgusting pervert. Party Panda says NO! (except for sometimes!)"

 

[martin's a madman]

Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself.

You're a ninja.

 

[darth gditch]

Don't look under the bed.

 

[TheSentinel]

As a soldier: There is never 'Enuff Dakka.

As an Escapee: Never go in the Basement.

As a moviegoer: Turn off your cellphone. Seriously, I am about to punch you in the face.

And last but not least...

Kill it with Fire.