Does the escapist want to help me?
- Thread starter martin's a madman
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Touché my good sir. Touché.Mana Fiend said:
As Lord Flashheart: Don't wear underwear, as there hasn't been any pants made that can take on the job.
Rule #1 Cardio
Rule #2 The Double Tap
Rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms
(a now a few movie quotes)
Rule #151 His Name is Robert Paulson
Rule #152 DOES HE LOOK . . . LIKE A *****?
Rule #153 Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?
Rule #154 Mein Hartz Brendt
Rule #155 Das mein tiel!
Rule #156 momma we all go to hell
thank you and good night.
PS2 (ha hah): Rule #LAST "happy birthday, enjoy your aids, least it will be warm in hell"
EDIT: do NOT, under ANY circumstances, SHOOT BILL MOTHER FUCKING MURREY!
Rule #2 The Double Tap
Rule #3 Beware of Bathrooms
(a now a few movie quotes)
Rule #151 His Name is Robert Paulson
Rule #152 DOES HE LOOK . . . LIKE A *****?
Rule #153 Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?
Rule #154 Mein Hartz Brendt
Rule #155 Das mein tiel!
Rule #156 momma we all go to hell
thank you and good night.
PS2 (ha hah): Rule #LAST "happy birthday, enjoy your aids, least it will be warm in hell"
EDIT: do NOT, under ANY circumstances, SHOOT BILL MOTHER FUCKING MURREY!
You will respect the searchbar.
[sub]A throwback to the searchbar trolls, which I think are very uncommon around here nowadays[/sub]
Also, Santa is real, no matter what they say.
Raptors are the third deadliest things in the universe.
The second is Chuck Norris
The first is raptors on hoverboards.
You can never be truly happy when wearing trousers.
[sub]A throwback to the searchbar trolls, which I think are very uncommon around here nowadays[/sub]
Also, Santa is real, no matter what they say.
Raptors are the third deadliest things in the universe.
The second is Chuck Norris
The first is raptors on hoverboards.
You can never be truly happy when wearing trousers.
When in doubt, pinkies out.
If the problem persists, use a higher caliber.
If the problem still continues, call in the artillery.
If the problem is still alive, call in air support.
If the problem is somewhat moving, call in a nuclear bomb.
Fifty rounds of ammunition should amount to fifty-one kills.
Anything that is less than one hundred yards away from you is killable with your bare hands.
If you see three red dots on your teammates foreheads, duck and then constantly shout "DOO EET!
If your air support crashes, immediately shout "GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!"
If you see a zombie, aim for the head.
If you see a vampire, make sure you have wooden stakes and live in a desert.
If you die, you will be in a world of shit, because Marines are not allowed to die.
If you are going on a suicidal mission, everyone will live.
If you are going on an easy mission, you will be ambushed and everyone but you will die.
If you are fighting aliens, you will eventually win.
If you are aliens, you will eventually lose.
If you are in a movie directed by George A Romero, prepared for everything to die.
If you meet a man with an increasing affection for Twinkies, be prepared for him to be pissed If you shoot up the last remaining Twinkie in the world.
If you meet a child, shoot it.
If you ask MercenaryCanary for some answers, he will provide a ludicrous amount of smart-ass answers that have no relevancy to the topic.
If the problem persists, use a higher caliber.
If the problem still continues, call in the artillery.
If the problem is still alive, call in air support.
If the problem is somewhat moving, call in a nuclear bomb.
Fifty rounds of ammunition should amount to fifty-one kills.
Anything that is less than one hundred yards away from you is killable with your bare hands.
If you see three red dots on your teammates foreheads, duck and then constantly shout "DOO EET!
If your air support crashes, immediately shout "GAME OVER, MAN! GAME OVER!"
If you see a zombie, aim for the head.
If you see a vampire, make sure you have wooden stakes and live in a desert.
If you die, you will be in a world of shit, because Marines are not allowed to die.
If you are going on a suicidal mission, everyone will live.
If you are going on an easy mission, you will be ambushed and everyone but you will die.
If you are fighting aliens, you will eventually win.
If you are aliens, you will eventually lose.
If you are in a movie directed by George A Romero, prepared for everything to die.
If you meet a man with an increasing affection for Twinkies, be prepared for him to be pissed If you shoot up the last remaining Twinkie in the world.
If you meet a child, shoot it.
If you ask MercenaryCanary for some answers, he will provide a ludicrous amount of smart-ass answers that have no relevancy to the topic.
The Flash has many. My personal favourite would be...Hubilub said:
Treat your plane like you treat your woman. Get inside her nine times a day and take her to heaven and back!
1. Never turn into a snake.
2. Don't go into Ravenholm
3. Priests with shotguns are always reliable
4. Never build a computer smarter than you.
5. Follow the next rule closely.
6. Ignore the previous rule entirely.
7. The previous two rules were complete wastes of time.
8. If you destroy something make sure to use as much explosives as possible.
9. Quit asking the internet to do your homework.
10. If you find a Big Red Button labeled "Self Destruct: Do Not Press" don't press it it is the alarm for the building.
11. Do you feel lucky?
12. Well do ya, punk?
13. After testing there should always be cake.
14. If you find a giant robot in a junk yard offer $2 for it and place a car on its head.
15. Remember: Chicks dig giant robots.
16. Don't watch any unmarked video tapes unless you know exactly what they are.
17. There is no such thing as overkill.
18. If you wonder how things on TV shows work, Just say to your self its just a show I really should relax.
19. If something is broken either rewire it or just give it more power and it will work better than unbroken.
20. When bored make sure to make long lists of rules that you may never follow yourself.
21. Always remember to go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb.
23. If a gun is introduced early in a story it will be fired by the end.
24. The bigger something is the more likely it will be killed or otherwise destroyed by a smaller person or creature.
25. When looking down the barrel of a fully loaded shotgun there is only one thought that goes through your mind. Shit!
26. Never say "What could possibly go wrong." because if something can go wrong it will.
27. Rules of over 499 should be destroyed immediately.
28. Chainsaws are awesome.
29. If there is a sniper with his gun aiming at your boss don't startle him, just shoot him.
30. Always remember: AIDS Stinks
31. There is always a bigger fish.
That's all I could think of before getting bored of making the list, use what you want dude.
2. Don't go into Ravenholm
3. Priests with shotguns are always reliable
4. Never build a computer smarter than you.
5. Follow the next rule closely.
6. Ignore the previous rule entirely.
7. The previous two rules were complete wastes of time.
8. If you destroy something make sure to use as much explosives as possible.
9. Quit asking the internet to do your homework.
10. If you find a Big Red Button labeled "Self Destruct: Do Not Press" don't press it it is the alarm for the building.
11. Do you feel lucky?
12. Well do ya, punk?
13. After testing there should always be cake.
14. If you find a giant robot in a junk yard offer $2 for it and place a car on its head.
15. Remember: Chicks dig giant robots.
16. Don't watch any unmarked video tapes unless you know exactly what they are.
17. There is no such thing as overkill.
18. If you wonder how things on TV shows work, Just say to your self its just a show I really should relax.
19. If something is broken either rewire it or just give it more power and it will work better than unbroken.
20. When bored make sure to make long lists of rules that you may never follow yourself.
21. Always remember to go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb.
23. If a gun is introduced early in a story it will be fired by the end.
24. The bigger something is the more likely it will be killed or otherwise destroyed by a smaller person or creature.
25. When looking down the barrel of a fully loaded shotgun there is only one thought that goes through your mind. Shit!
26. Never say "What could possibly go wrong." because if something can go wrong it will.
27. Rules of over 499 should be destroyed immediately.
28. Chainsaws are awesome.
29. If there is a sniper with his gun aiming at your boss don't startle him, just shoot him.
30. Always remember: AIDS Stinks
31. There is always a bigger fish.
That's all I could think of before getting bored of making the list, use what you want dude.
To win, one must not lose (I didn't make that up, by the way it was in a comic strip but I found it funny)
Heres one I made up
The word "home" in homework is just there for fun what it really means is "The class before the class its due in" work so enjoy your weekend.
Heres one I made up
The word "home" in homework is just there for fun what it really means is "The class before the class its due in" work so enjoy your weekend.
