Duke Nukem Forever Hits Major Milestone
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toapat said:She's wearing a thong.CantFaketheFunk said:Duke Nukem Forever Hits Major Milestone
Duke Nukem Forever does eventually come out, that thing better be the gaming equivalent of the freaking Mona Lisa./quote]
well, technically the first gaming Mona Lisa would be starcraft, this would be the second
Also, is it just me or is the chick in the background nude?
Seriously... That game better blow our socks off.CantFaketheFunk said:
I do hope the DNF team knows this. I'd really love to *NOT* see their remains in a case somewhere the day after release because someone got a little too angry.
Collector's edition comes with a video overview of the development cycle of the game.
10 dvd's filled with videos of bored guys doodling in a conference room!!!
I hope they put a little handwritten note in every copy asking them to excuse them for the delay.
10 dvd's filled with videos of bored guys doodling in a conference room!!!
I hope they put a little handwritten note in every copy asking them to excuse them for the delay.
But the Mona Lisa inst that great...its the WORST! attraction of the Louvre...if you ever go to the Louvre to check the Mona Lisa get ready for MAXIMUM disapointment.
So you can grasp the notion...Think of a very small paiting that you can only see 3-4 meters away and that is not counting the 30 japanese/chinese tourists in front of you, taking hundreds of pictures with flash.
Not to mention its not even the real one. ^^
So you can grasp the notion...Think of a very small paiting that you can only see 3-4 meters away and that is not counting the 30 japanese/chinese tourists in front of you, taking hundreds of pictures with flash.
Not to mention its not even the real one. ^^
GnR dropped Chinese Democracy...Hollywod made a Watchmen movie...now DNF might actually hit the shelves. What else is there to mock for taking a long time to release?
What milestone is that?. 10000 stupid posts from Broussard without the game being out?.
Oh, how I remember his Elite Force "review"
http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/finger.pl?id=119&time=20000921180607
That's year *2000*. Elite Force got a second game. Both were done in less than ONE FIFTH the time DNF has taken already (and no end in sight). Hell, thousands of games have been released since then. Not DNF. Guess the fact that they are playing and looking other developers over their shoulders must have something to do with it.
Why give publicity to them every time they say "hey, we did something!" or release an average screenshot?. Will we get "hey, only 30 milestones left!" in 2018?.
3DR is perhaps the only joke bigger than the PCGA.
Oh, how I remember his Elite Force "review"
http://www.bluesnews.com/cgi-bin/finger.pl?id=119&time=20000921180607
That's year *2000*. Elite Force got a second game. Both were done in less than ONE FIFTH the time DNF has taken already (and no end in sight). Hell, thousands of games have been released since then. Not DNF. Guess the fact that they are playing and looking other developers over their shoulders must have something to do with it.
Why give publicity to them every time they say "hey, we did something!" or release an average screenshot?. Will we get "hey, only 30 milestones left!" in 2018?.
3DR is perhaps the only joke bigger than the PCGA.
[thread]odBilal said:
Guy1:You know what would be cool? If we made a new Duke Nukem game!
Guy2:I don't know... should we really make a game at this juncture?
Guy3:It's risky, but we ARE a game company!
*After careful years of deliberation*
Guy Appointed to Arbitrate: So its finally decided! We've all agreed to make a video game!
[/thread]
Until the day I see it on the shelf, I'm sticking with the story that it's not only never coming out, but it's not actually in development whatsoever.
It's good, and some of the technique is amazing, but the problem is that unless you have lived your life under a rock without any contact with the outside world, you have already seen thousands times in media. So seeing it doesn't feel so great, since it's so small too. I like it, but it's far from my favourites. And this has nothing to do with the topic of this thread...oliveira8 said:
How many people are developing this game? It's bound to be a disappointment(well, not to me, since I don't hold any expectations for it), since duke nukem has been covered by nostalgia, and the humor that felt awesome when you were ten is going to feel juvenile and stupid now.
