Emo Haircuts Might Ruin Your Eyesight

[Astoria]

Hmm I don't really believe this, espcially the neck problem thing. I used to have a 'emo' haircut and even though your hair is covering your eye you can see out of it pretty well. I guess after a long amount of time it would have an effect but I'm pretty sure most people grow out of the emo phase before any lasting damage.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

filled entirely with half blind, stiff-necked teens with stupid haircuts

Woah now, that was just uncalled for, who the hell gets to decide what haircut is stupid. I could bang on about popular hairstyles of yesteryear but I won't.

 

[CryoSynth]

All hair cuts are stupid. Everyone should let their hair grow and our leaders can be the ones who can beat their rivals to death with their mighty, hefty hair.

 

[Andrew_C]

Remember, kids, it's up the road not across the street.

What are Emos, anyway? The kids who weren't cool enough and too whiny to be Goth?

 

[SEXTON HALE]

As hillarious as a dystopian future with full of ' half blind,stiff necked teens with stupid hircuts occasionaly bumping into each other' would be it's a shame that it is'nt going to happen Would have been a good laugh though.

 

[Kinguendo]

Of course that kid is emo, his parents called him "Hamish"! He never had a chance!

 

[Something Amyss]

Unfortunately, MSNBC had to go and ruin all the fun with their "facts" and "research." They contacted one Dr. Leonard Press, who responded with the following:

DAMN YOUSE, LIBERAL MEDIA!

>.>

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

 

[Elate]

Pfftp, I had long hair before it was main stream!

But yeah.. I take it these people have never had long hair then, since you can actually see through it.. y'know.. hair not being sheets of steel and what not.

 

[gmaverick019_v1legacy]

looks like half of the escapist is about to go blind...

still, lulzy article, hope it gets mainstreamed so i can see emo's whine about it more

 

[DrunkOnEstus]

Just wanted to add that the first day I went to a hardcore show and saw one of these fellows, the first thing that popped in my mind was "uni-bang" and I've referred to it as that ever since. I understand trends and all that, but turning mosh pits into an evenly spaced out battle against invisible ninjas? That part just never sat well with me.

 

[RJ 17]

This just in: living the emo lifestyle can be detrimental to your health and ultimately end up ruining your life as you clutch a pillow and cry yourself to sleep while listening to Linkin Park's In The End because no one understands you nor gives a fuck that you're different.

 

[thomaskattus]

These kids today. Back in my day if you wanted to piss off your parents you wore a liberty spiked mohawk and liked it!

 

[The Unworthy Gentleman]

And for people assuming all emo's are hardcore wrist cutting angsty rebels, we're not, typically people who act like that are posers doing it for attention. I like the style, I love the music, and emo is short for (and who would've known this) emotional. We're caring people(I have a lot of friends who have the emo style too), and a helluva lot less judgmental then some of the responses I just read here.

Way to sound exactly like a stereotypical emo. You've got posers, emotions and the infamous 'we don't judge' statement.

OT: Let them have a lazy eye then, who gives a fuck, since when has health and safety ever had a place in fashion? I thought being an emo was old now anyway, I only ever see one or two occasionally, I thought everyone had left it behind.

 

[antidonkey]

And here I thought the only thing an emo haircut ruined was your social life.

 

[CrazyGirl17]

Well of course it does! It covers one eye, doesn't it?

 

[Larsirius]

My roomate and one of my best friends, got his vision impaired from the emo-cut. He wore it for the better part of three years when we was 13-15 to 16-17, completely covering his right eye. Now, at age 20, he has perfect vision on one eye, and a -3 on his right eye.