Emo Haircuts Might Ruin Your Eyesight
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So I don't need to go to a hairdresser this instant? Lovely, it still can be longer 
Too bad my hair is so curly that those emocuts aren't even possible without straightening my hair, which in turn is very bad for your hair.
Well lucky me can still get away with long hair, don't know for how long I'm gonna sport long hair though. It is kind of a hassle sometimes, takes a lot of time to get it remotely right and never stays in place. ( thanks for the curls mom )
Too bad my hair is so curly that those emocuts aren't even possible without straightening my hair, which in turn is very bad for your hair.
Well lucky me can still get away with long hair, don't know for how long I'm gonna sport long hair though. It is kind of a hassle sometimes, takes a lot of time to get it remotely right and never stays in place. ( thanks for the curls mom
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It's called an emo haircut?
I just thought it was the style people used when they wanted to hide their gender.
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I just thought it was the style people used when they wanted to hide their gender.
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gotta agree with this. I'm also a metalhead, and I can safely say that long hair, even in your face, really doesn't impede vision that horribly. Seriously.Eamar said:
Don't worry. In thirty years the emo flip will be as embarrassing in retrospect as the mullet is today.
I don't see how it'd cause lazy eye. Speaking as someone who had emolicious hair that often covered one eye, somehow I could actually see through my hair.
I dunno how to describe it, but yes, I could see beyond the hair covering my eye. Sure, it got in the way and obscured my vision somewhat, but I could still see stuff in front of me with that eye alone. Not only that, but I was also capable of (gasp!) switching which eye was the one being covered on a daily basis! And not only that I could (double gasp!) move my hair so their NEITHER eye was covered!
So frankly, I call shenanigans.
I dunno how to describe it, but yes, I could see beyond the hair covering my eye. Sure, it got in the way and obscured my vision somewhat, but I could still see stuff in front of me with that eye alone. Not only that, but I was also capable of (gasp!) switching which eye was the one being covered on a daily basis! And not only that I could (double gasp!) move my hair so their NEITHER eye was covered!
So frankly, I call shenanigans.
OK, the eye thing I can maybe buy, but how does the emo style result in a stiff neck? Unless your hair happens to have a disturbingly high weight, how can a hair style result in a stiff neck?
As for the style itself, meh I have no problems with it. The only issues with the emo style is that so few people can actually pull it off without looking stupid.
As for the style itself, meh I have no problems with it. The only issues with the emo style is that so few people can actually pull it off without looking stupid.
What...what the hell does being emo have to do with a "stiff neck"?
That...has absolutely no relation to anything else in the article. At all. Could anyone explain the connection here?
That...has absolutely no relation to anything else in the article. At all. Could anyone explain the connection here?
Em ok that's nice and is disproved. I've already had my fill for slagging emos back when Kerrang would constantly playing "The Black Parade" at everything single fucking chance it got. It isn't even their best song for fuck sake. Then they moved on to "Rockstar" but I digress.
Join us next week when Tasmanian optometrist Andrew Hogan warns pirates (& nuns) of the dangers of eyepatches, yar.
