Yahtzee's opinion is stupid.
He rambles on and on about how the game is different from the original story (then outs himself as a hypocrite by saying he has never read it) and complains about the design of the character designs and personalities.
What he doesn't talk about is that this game is called Enslaved: Odyssey of the West. ODYSSEY.
The point of an odyssey is to take to interesting places, introduce you to interesting settings, draw you in with likable aspects and enrich you. An odyssey is a journey. Ninja Theory did things right in that regard.
He also neglects to comment on the artistic value of the game. The sheer amount of detail that went into the visuals is stunning. Vibrant colors with both rhyme AND reason. The game was beautiful. The game was art.
Yahtzee's idea for an "improvement" for the game sounds entirely contrived on the spot with little to no thought put into it. I should know, I do that kind of shit everyday when I have a few minutes to spare.
Also, the reason Trip wears a baby doll tee is because I can only assume that the Earth she lives in is HOT AS FUCK. Seriously, New York has become a fucking tropical forest. Why do you think Monkey never wears a shirt? Sex-appeal is a factor, yes, but there is a REASON for it.
As for Yahtzee's comment on Monkey's size, I can only say this: THAT IS HOW A REAL MAN LOOKS. Not like us pasty fucks sitting at our keyboards.