Escape to the Movies: Breaking Dawn, Part 1

[MonkeyPunch]

What? So there's going to be a part 2? Meh. Don't tell me you'll have to review that too...

Also, isn't a movie based on the game Rampage essentially just a King Kong and Godzilla movie which have been done a plenty in Japan?
I mean Rampage is based on King Kong and Godzilla... so wouldn't that be something based on something which is based on something?

 

[Dastardly]

Breaking Dawn, Part 1

The talking wolf scene is almost worth it.

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Rampage movie?

No. You just... NO.

Rampage was a video game based on monster movies. You can't make a movie about a video game that's about movies. What you're doing is re-making Godzilla and King Kong. Again. Together. (Again)

 

[008Zulu_v1legacy]

The talking wolf scene is almost worth it.

Christina Ricci's toothbrush? I hope to be reincarnated as Jessica Alba's g-string
But like Twilight's ruling Moral Council I am not here to judge.

That intro on Mario looks pretty good, not a lot of strong titles out there for the 3DS at the moment, good to see another heavy hitter. It'd be worth getting just to thumb your nose at PETA, plus you know its a good looking Mario game.

You were right about the quality of the movie, never saw it never will, my interest waned rapidly during this review only because the clips seemed so dull and lifeless there was precious little to hold my attention, your trademark zingers being the exception of course.

From the scant few seconds, it comes off more that they felt obligated to make the movie rather than actually wanting to. You can tell that about movies in general really, the ones they are just going through the motions compared to the ones they enjoyed making.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Isnt rampage just Godzilla with a few more creatures?

and why didnt they just make a game based off <url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Monsters>War of the Monsters? that would probably actually be better.

...

*sigh*

Unfortunately, to be more OT... well... at the risk of having to turn in my man card and be one of those people, previews for the Twilight Movies always get me excited cause it always looks like a half way decent movie that could be fun, but then you realize its complete and total tripe.

You know, i think this is the perfect time to go see The Immortals. Everyone will be busy with BD or HF2, or PA3, so I think I'll slip on in and enjoy a good movie.

 

[pirateninj4]

Wait. If the wearwolves despise a vampire/human hybrid then why did they invest so much time and effort into protecting Bella? They had to have known that a half breed was one potential outcome of Bella and Edward being together. This makes no F-ing sense.

Don't get mad, remember that Stephanie Meyer is terrible writer who has no talent. I wouldn't have read these books when I was a "tween", certainly couldn't read them as an adult...jesus they were bad.

 

[varulfic]

I am totally gonna watch this one in the theaters. Twilight is awful, but hilarious. From what I've heard, Breaking Dawn is the worst one yet. I'm so stoked!

 

[Gidiel167]

Wait. If the wearwolves despise a vampire/human hybrid then why did they invest so much time and effort into protecting Bella? They had to have known that a half breed was one potential outcome of Bella and Edward being together. This makes no F-ing sense.

and a vampire having sex does?

 

[darthotaku]

I'd hate to be directing Part two of this. the last scene of that movie will cost a ton of money for CGI werewolves, vampire super powers, and an army of extras, yet it leads to the most boring ending in history. personally, I'd make part 2 end in the bloodbath that the entire last book was leading up to just so I could justify the cost of the scene.

 

[Saltyk]

Well, if Super Mario Land 3DS is that good, I might just grab a 3DS at some point. Was there something else mentioned in this video? Something about vampires that shine in sunlight? What? I'm pretty sure I blocked that part out.

 

[Reincarnatedwolfgod]

I actually saw this movie yesterday [sub]set up by my damn sister...[/sub]
and I gotta say, as stupid as it is, I had a bunch of fun doing smartass comments on every stupid shit that was spouted from their mouths
so yeah, the entire movie

also, kinda surprises me that in a twilight movie, scooby-doo boy only took his shirt off
and it was as pointless as ever before

so was that scene with talking cgi wolves as fuuny as movie bob claimed it to be

 

[AbstractStream]

By no means am I gonna watch this movie (not even as a comedy), but I just HAD to see what Bob said. Happy Feet II it is!

 

[Metalix Knightmare]

Wait. If the wearwolves despise a vampire/human hybrid then why did they invest so much time and effort into protecting Bella? They had to have known that a half breed was one potential outcome of Bella and Edward being together. This makes no F-ing sense.

Well, in universe I'd say it's because they were expecting her to get vamped up first so it wouldn't have even been an issue.

Out of universe it's because Bella is a SUPER SPESHUL SNOWFLAKE AND DESERVES LOVE AND ADORATION!!!111!!1!!

Good Hastur but that second one hurt to type.

 

[Lieju]

Sparkling? Fine. Whatever. You had a half decent explanation for this one. Even if the underlying message drives me nuts with feminist fury.

What is the actual explanation for them sparkling in the sun? I like to think it's the corpse juices trickling out of their sweat-glands when they are exposed to UV light.

 

[teh_Canape]

I actually saw this movie yesterday [sub]set up by my damn sister...[/sub]
and I gotta say, as stupid as it is, I had a bunch of fun doing smartass comments on every stupid shit that was spouted from their mouths
so yeah, the entire movie

also, kinda surprises me that in a twilight movie, scooby-doo boy only took his shirt off
and it was as pointless as ever before

so was that scene with talking cgi wolves as fuuny as movie bob claimed it to be

honestly, I didn't find it funny
I was too busy trying to understand what the hell was going on there and if I was supposed to feel something =P

but honestly, a much more fitting name would be "Scooby Doo vs Ken Doll"

 

[AetherWolf]

I'm sorry, Bob.
At least you get money, right?

[sub]The only thing I never remotely hated about the Twilight movies was the CGI wolves, actually.
They aren't half bad. But now they talk? Geez. Ruin that too, why don't ya.[/sub]

 

[Random berk]

Thank you Bob for sacrificing your Mario time to bring us this. I love the Twilight reviews. I'd pay more to see these than I would for the films, although I've been told that this vampire baby turns out to be a chestburster, so that could be good for a laugh.

 

[LordXel]

You know what I'm doing? Playing my Wii for the first time in a while. Guess whats in it? Skyward Sword. Along with Mario, Zelda is the only thing that would distract me from watching the Twilight movies make complete arses of themselves. XD

Bob, you deserve a raise for leaving the comfort of your 3DS to waste two hours with Twilight and one or two more hours making a review of Twilight. You have to have real balls to not go insane over that.

All joking aside, Twilight has always been a big joke that I'm starting to get. Still, I don't care about Twilight. I love Twilight Princess but not Twilight. Skyward Sword is better at being a movie. BLEH! I'm rambling.

I'm going back to Skyward Sword now. Yes it is the same bloody game we've already played, but everytime I play a new Zelda game, everything else in the world no longer matters.

I'm such a fanboy, and I love it. X>

 

[BgRdMchne]

Were there no movies that came out this week that appealed to a demographic other than preteen girls and their creepy pedophiliac mothers that Bob could have reviewed instead?

I like it when Bob introduces me to movies that I might actually like and go see or buy on tape, such as Troll Hunter and Hobo with a Shotgun, not this.

e: might as well add this demotivational poster.

 

[KB Rocker]

I accidentally broke my sisters $40 bracelet and I told her that I would do anything she wanted in order to pay her back. Unfortunately I wasn't aware that this was coming out . So of course of all the things she could have asked for out of everything in the world......She not only made me watch this with her and her boyfriend who made out the whole time she also made me take them on opening night.