Escape to the Movies: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
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What happende to the good old day's of shclock, where the only thing remotly scary was it's horribad wrighting(oh, Wait...), and messegless violence.
You know Bob, I'm trying to get all the Twilight haters on this forum to shut up because I'm sick and tired of hearing about it and you're not helping!!
Actually, that one ninja flip over the wolf was kinda cool looking, in a "Well let's hope the douchebag gets ripped apart eventually" way.
And thank you Bob, for ripping this movie to shit.
And thank you Bob, for ripping this movie to shit.
Thank you, thank you, THANK YOU!
As probably the only WOMAN over the age of 40 who reads the Escapist, I could not agree more with Bob's assessment of the Twilight series.
I want to puke whenever I think of the underlying anti-feminist messages these films are instilling in young women. I have to go back and watch old episodes of "Buffy" to dull the pain.
Leslee
As probably the only WOMAN over the age of 40 who reads the Escapist, I could not agree more with Bob's assessment of the Twilight series.
I want to puke whenever I think of the underlying anti-feminist messages these films are instilling in young women. I have to go back and watch old episodes of "Buffy" to dull the pain.
Leslee
You said Fairly decent movie, 30 days of Night. I think that movie was well beyond fairly decent.
And WTF is this director doing with Twilight? I am so cool and all that and don't really give two shits about the series, but what the hell? He should be doing something else, like a Dresden Files movie.
And WTF is this director doing with Twilight? I am so cool and all that and don't really give two shits about the series, but what the hell? He should be doing something else, like a Dresden Files movie.
I feel bad for MovieBob having to review these Twilight movies.
I also found that scene with the wolves attacking seem rather weird looking.
I also found that scene with the wolves attacking seem rather weird looking.
Exactly why I prefer Rotten Tomatoes to MetaCritic, and wish they compiled game reviews like they did movie reviews. Although this movie's getting a 50% on RottenTomatoes, though.Vrach said:
Anyway, seeing as they posted this on the same day as ZP, it strikes me as odd that they make MovieBob censor himself, but Yahtzee can say whatever the hell he wants.
Ahh, well... I never cared about the Twilight books, but for some strange reason, my mother loves them. She even made me pick her up a copy of one of them. I had never heard of Twilight until then, but the moment I saw the book under a sign reading "Vampire Romance", I just shook my head. Maybe she should watch this... it might beat into her head why she should stop. Hell, she didn't even like the movies, saying the actors don't even try. (Why would an actor who hates their role try?)
I hope you're still reviewing the REAL Avatar (The Last Airbender) this week, and this was just a bonus episode where you pissed all over the Twilight Series (again). Still, I completely agree w/ you about this series. Even the author has stated she's sick of Twilight, but they'll definately make a few more movies, so I feel sorry for ya.
Please, write your own book series- include the words "Vampires", "Love Triangles" and "Messages". They will probably publish without reading and you can try and inject some sense into the younger generation.lesterley said:
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To be honest, i've always thought that most young girls dream of marriage, so I can't quite understand the logic of people saying that they are surprised/appalled when the subject comes up. Now I dislike and defy the idea of early marriage, but not at the expense of mistaking youthful girlish fantasies for an actual desire to tie the knot.
i hate it because its rabid fans imbue it with virtues it does not have.
read this: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-twilight-fans-vampire-addiction-affecting-relationships.html and youll see what i mean.
were it not for this kinda shit, i would simply be disinterested or even slightly amused(in the way that a man is ever amused by a total chick flick).
i agree with everything movie bob has ever said, with an added helping of THIS SUCKS!
read this: http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/movie-talk-twilight-fans-vampire-addiction-affecting-relationships.html and youll see what i mean.
were it not for this kinda shit, i would simply be disinterested or even slightly amused(in the way that a man is ever amused by a total chick flick).
i agree with everything movie bob has ever said, with an added helping of THIS SUCKS!
Speaking of marrying early, you know how the series ends, right?
Edward gets Bella pregnant. The baby starts basically killing Bella (the message of abstinence comes to mind here) and Edward has to TURN BELLA INTO A VAMPIRE to save her. He does, baby comes out, and here's where the marrying early thing comes into play.
Jacob claims the baby as his mate.
Now, not only does this not really make sense, seeing as Jacob is some weird werewolf thing and the baby is a vampire, but it's really fucking creepy.
Jacob claims the baby as his mate.
Now, not only does this not really make sense, seeing as Jacob is some weird werewolf thing and the baby is a vampire, but it's really fucking creepy.
You know, I have to admit that the ideas behind twilight, like he explained in the beginning, are pretty good, but yeah... he sums it up... Frisbee was awesome too.