Escapism update: We have Gerald

[000Ronald]

Fool! Logicians don't age!

I could send the Dragonzord Megazord, Gundam Wing Zero, and Chuck Norris to your doorstep with a flick of the wrist. Give me one reason I shouldn't.

 

[000Ronald]

Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!

I will stand among you this time.

Good. What are your skills, good sir?

 

[Logan Keller]

Kidnappers of Gerald, your paltry "mage" (I use the term loosely) stands no chance against my might. I say it again; RAIDERS ASSEMBLE! WITH APOLOGIES!

I will stand among you this time.

Good. What are your skills, good sir?

The dark side of the force and a lightsaber.

 

[000Ronald]

The dark side of the force and a lightsaber.

Mmm. It will have to do.

 

[Graustein]

We don't deal with terrorists. The crab must be saved.
I'm even prepared to part with my favourite hyper weapon to ensure his safety.

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Sydney, we shall fight on the roads and streets, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the kitchens, we shall defend our Crab, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the living rooms, we shall fight in the bedrooms, we shall fight in the gardens and on the footpaths, we shall fight in the hardware stores; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Crab or a companion of it were subjugated and starving, then our friends beyond the dump, armed and guarded by the Brave Little Toaster, would carry on the struggle, until, in Gerald's good time, the Escapist Rescue Team, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Crab.

 

[Logan Keller]

The dark side of the force and a lightsaber.

Mmm. It will have to do.

Shall I stick the lightsaber through them or crush their bodies into lifeless sacks first?

 

[Neosage]

Fool! Logicians don't age!

I could send the Dragonzord Megazord, Gundam Wing Zero, and Chuck Norris to your doorstep with a flick of the wrist. Give me one reason I shouldn't.

I may join you if you give me a good enough reason.

 

[Galletea]

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Sydney, we shall fight on the roads and streets, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the kitchens, we shall defend our Crab, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the living rooms, we shall fight in the bedrooms, we shall fight in the gardens and on the footpaths, we shall fight in the hardware stores; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Crab or a companion of it were subjugated and starving, then our friends beyond the dump, armed and guarded by the Brave Little Toaster, would carry on the struggle, until, in Gerald's good time, the Escapist Rescue Team, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Crab.

Then I shall continue my efforts to win over/distract the Eviljoe, and send you 3 of my finest robotic minions. The R-1, the Robosoldier and the Robodog. They are loyal and well trained, may they aid you in this quest.

 

[000Ronald]

Fool! Logicians don't age!

I could send the Dragonzord Megazord, Gundam Wing Zero, and Chuck Norris to your doorstep with a flick of the wrist. Give me one reason I shouldn't.

I may join you if you give me a good enough reason.

I won't sick my Sith Minion on you if you join us. He'll crush your body into a lifeless sack then disenbowel you with a lightsaber (or the other way around, depending on how cheeky he's feeling).

Also, we have cookies. And a 401k.

Apologies if you don't get the last joke.

 

[Graustein]

We shall go on to the end, we shall fight in Sydney, we shall fight on the roads and streets, we shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the kitchens, we shall defend our Crab, whatever the cost may be, we shall fight in the living rooms, we shall fight in the bedrooms, we shall fight in the gardens and on the footpaths, we shall fight in the hardware stores; we shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Crab or a companion of it were subjugated and starving, then our friends beyond the dump, armed and guarded by the Brave Little Toaster, would carry on the struggle, until, in Gerald's good time, the Escapist Rescue Team, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the Crab.

Then I shall continue my efforts to win over/distract the Eviljoe, and send you 3 of my finest robotic minions. The R-1, the Robosoldier and the Robodog. They are loyal and well trained, may they aid you in this quest.

Robots are no more than household appliances adapted to another use. The men will be overjoyed.
*leads galletea's robominions to the rest of the group*

ONWARD!

 

[curlycrouton]

So when are we getting these bloody pictures?

 

[Logan Keller]

I won't sick my Sith Minion on you if you join us. He'll crush your body into a lifeless sack then disenbowel you with a lightsaber (or the other way around, depending on how cheeky he's feeling).

I have much more interesting ways to be cheeky. Those two methods are just the quickest.

 

[Neosage]

Fool! Logicians don't age!

I could send the Dragonzord Megazord, Gundam Wing Zero, and Chuck Norris to your doorstep with a flick of the wrist. Give me one reason I shouldn't.

I may join you if you give me a good enough reason.

I won't sick my Sith Minion on you if you join us. He'll crush your body into a lifeless sack then disenbowel you with a lightsaber (or the other way around, depending on how cheeky he's feeling).

Also, we have cookies. And a 401k.

Apologies if you don't get the last joke.

Is that a threat?

 

[Graustein]

Is that a threat?

Looks more like a promise to me.
EDIT: Did I say promise? I meant offer.

It's very generous too, I think you should take it.

Now I'm off to bed before I make any more stupid mistakes tonight.

 

[Neosage]

Is that a threat?

Looks more like a promise to me.
EDIT: Did I say promise? I meant offer.

It's very generous too, I think you should take it.

Now I'm off to bed before I make any more stupid mistakes tonight.

Maybe I should just destroy you fools before your pety attempts at treachary get out of hand.

 

[jim_doki]

all this talk is making me nervous

i to am retiring, and locking all doors and windows. all the crabs are safe. let's try and keep it that way

photos will probably be up sometime tomorrow, if all goes well

 

[Hey Joe]

*sigh* Will somebody think of the children?

Somebody had to say it.

 

[000Ronald]

all this talk is making me nervous

i to am retiring, and locking all doors and windows. all the crabs are safe. let's try and keep it that way

photos will probably be up sometime tomorrow, if all goes well

I look forward to it.

 

[Neosage]

all this talk is making me nervous

i to am retiring, and locking all doors and windows. all the crabs are safe. let's try and keep it that way

photos will probably be up sometime tomorrow, if all goes well

I look forward to it.

I thought you were trying to kill each other?

 

[zen5887]

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