Escapism update: We have Gerald

[Neosage]

I'm getting a touch confused. My evil-doers-spy-on-the-world 5000 can't differentiate between crabs. Which is the decoy? Is it a plushie? I don't know.
I guess all I can do is watch and wait now.

Although I can see that the Eviljoe does not yet have platinum locks, so there is still a chance of defeating him.

Its simple - I tricked FENinja into sending me the real Gerald. We are now keeping him hostage until our demands are met.

And now you have given me all the intelligence I need to steal Gerald FOR MYSELF!!!!!!!

 

[Knight Templar]

Normally I can follow forum crazyness without three problems, not so much this time. All I know is this isn't too serious or Ultrajoe would be using caps, or he is typing up something now...

EDIT: And the two people above have told me this is all about crabs, isn't it allways?

 

[jim_doki]

i do believe you have earned a little of our trust

there are 7 crabs that we still hold
of the 10 we captured two have been eaten, one was rescued earlier. they are all in seperate locations across the world, and are being held at weapon point.

we would release one in good faith, but you already have broken the rules

 

[Ultrajoe]

Normally I can follow forum crazyness without three problems, not so much this time. All I know is this isn't too serious or Ultrajoe would be using caps, or he is typing up something now...

Possibly, Nowadays Ultracaps (What These Are) Are As Serious As It Gets... The Accursed Mods Ceasing The Traditional 'Extreme' Ultrcaps *Shakes Evilfist*.

I Can Assure You, Things Are Quite Serious... WHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

 

[Neosage]

Normally I can follow forum crazyness without three problems, not so much this time. All I know is this isn't too serious or Ultrajoe would be using caps, or he is typing up something now...

Possibly, Nowadays Ultracaps (What These Are) Are As Serious As It Gets... The Accursed Mods Ceasing The Traditional 'Extreme' Ultrcaps *Shakes Evilfist*.

I Can Assure You, Things Are Quite Serious... WHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Oh mighty Ultrajoe instruct onto me your bidding and it shall be performed.

 

[Graustein]

With every post I read in this thread, my regret for having not joined this rampage grows ever stronger.

Next time...

Next time...

 

[Ultrajoe]

Oh mighty Ultrajoe instruct onto me your bidding and it shall be performed.

Ultrajoe!? How Dare You Insult Me With Such A Name. I Am His Evil Brother, Eviljoe!

And I Have No Orders Or Bidding, I'm On Doki's Payroll (As Long As It Pays Better Than Anyone Else) And My Contract Gives Me At Least 8 Hours Of Evilsleep A Night. I Am Cashing These In Now. Evilnight.

If You Do Seek Bidding, Don't Let Any Of The Crabs Be Rescued By Iron Ninja, The Escapists, The TERP'ers Or... *Shudder* Ultrajoe...

Evil Out.

 

[Galletea]

Its simple - I tricked FENinja into sending me the real Gerald. We are now keeping him hostage until our demands are met.

Oh I see, well kinda. This damn machine is still encoded in Japanese, so I'm not entirely sure where this place is....Damn. That's the last time I buy spying equipment from a hooded man for cheap.

 

[Neosage]

Oh mighty Ultrajoe instruct onto me your bidding and it shall be performed.

Ultrajoe!? How Dare You Insult Me With Such A Name. I Am His Evil Brother, Eviljoe!

And I Have No Orders Or Bidding, I'm On Doki's Payroll (As Long As It Pays Better Than Anyone Else) And My Contract Gives Me At Least 8 Hours Of Evilsleep A Night. I Am Cashing These In Now. Evilnight.

If You Do Seek Bidding, Don't Let Any Of The Crabs Be Rescued By Iron Ninja, The Escapists, The TERP'ers Or... *Shudder* Ultrajoe...

Evil Out.

Don't let the crabs be rescued....got it.

 

[Galletea]

Don't let the crabs be rescued....got it.

You do realise that I now know where you are at any given time? You defied the holly once before, and now this? You have no way out now, I am considering your punishment.

 

[000Ronald]

Oh mighty Ultrajoe instruct onto me your bidding and it shall be performed.

Ultrajoe!? How Dare You Insult Me With Such A Name. I Am His Evil Brother, Eviljoe!

And I Have No Orders Or Bidding, I'm On Doki's Payroll (As Long As It Pays Better Than Anyone Else) And My Contract Gives Me At Least 8 Hours Of Evilsleep A Night. I Am Cashing These In Now. Evilnight.

If You Do Seek Bidding, Don't Let Any Of The Crabs Be Rescued By Iron Ninja, The Escapists, The TERP'ers Or... *Shudder* Ultrajoe...

Evil Out.

Now's our chance, Escapist Raiding Party!

Xumed!

Easykill!

FireDaemon!

Lord Krunk!

Anyone else who happens to feel like it!

TERPers, Assemble! With many apologies!

 

[Neosage]

Oh mighty Ultrajoe instruct onto me your bidding and it shall be performed.

Ultrajoe!? How Dare You Insult Me With Such A Name. I Am His Evil Brother, Eviljoe!

And I Have No Orders Or Bidding, I'm On Doki's Payroll (As Long As It Pays Better Than Anyone Else) And My Contract Gives Me At Least 8 Hours Of Evilsleep A Night. I Am Cashing These In Now. Evilnight.

If You Do Seek Bidding, Don't Let Any Of The Crabs Be Rescued By Iron Ninja, The Escapists, The TERP'ers Or... *Shudder* Ultrajoe...

Evil Out.

Now's our chance, Escapist Raiding Party!

Xumed!

Easykill!

FireDaemon!

Lord Krunk!

Anyone else who happens to feel like it!

TERPers, Assemble! With many apologies!

I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.

 

[Galletea]

Oh mighty Ultrajoe instruct onto me your bidding and it shall be performed.

Ultrajoe!? How Dare You Insult Me With Such A Name. I Am His Evil Brother, Eviljoe!

And I Have No Orders Or Bidding, I'm On Doki's Payroll (As Long As It Pays Better Than Anyone Else) And My Contract Gives Me At Least 8 Hours Of Evilsleep A Night. I Am Cashing These In Now. Evilnight.

If You Do Seek Bidding, Don't Let Any Of The Crabs Be Rescued By Iron Ninja, The Escapists, The TERP'ers Or... *Shudder* Ultrajoe...

Evil Out.

Excuse me Eviljoe, but might I ask how much you are being paid? I may be able to better the Doki's offer. After all, he's obviously holding back for musical equiptment.

 

[000Ronald]

I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.

Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?

 

[smallharmlesskitten]

More pix pleaseness?

 

[Fire Daemon]

FireDaemon!

You fool! I was at this event and I'm guarding the evolutionary mistake as we speak. Do you not remember that Gerald and the Iron Ninja where enemies of the TERPers back when they helped kidnap the President. There is no way I will ever let this little crap escape.

*Looks down into the crab's adorable eyes*

No! There is no way I'm letting you out again. It's hardly fair when you scuttle around like that.

 

[Neosage]

I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.

Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting of the *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.

 

[Graustein]

Now's our chance, Escapist Raiding Party!

Xumed!

Easykill!

FireDaemon!

Lord Krunk!

Anyone else who happens to feel like it!

TERPers, Assemble! With many apologies!

*Leaps into action*
Come, my outdated-household-appliance friends! To save Gerald! Or possibly stop him being saved! I'm a little confused! In any case, attack!
Kirby!
Toaster!
Lampy!
Blankie!
Radio!

 

[Logan Keller]

I am sorry... I cannot let you do that.

Oh? And how do you intend to stop us?

I assure you, I do not 'intend' to do anything I will stop you. And how? Maybe you missed the earlier shot of my casting my *fire spell.


*My weakest spell.

Perhaps but Fire Daemon is not as strong willed as he thinks he is. And fire is not so easy to control.

 

[jim_doki]

He is being paid plenty. I am not only feeding and clothing him, he also gets shelter, and a cut of the profits