Escapism update: We have Gerald

[dekkarax]

"Sir, we've captured the Warbird, he's not here"

"Very well, beam me up, we now have a ship."

 

[Galletea]

Toughie stands, opening a com to the Artemis

"When you're ready..."

Fine.
Fire the concussion missiles, port side.

*The missile banks on the port side of the elegant ship open, sending the pulsing blue beams toward The Eternal Valliance*

 

[xitel]

Yay.

I'm going to get some snacks, would you like anything?

 

[rottenbutter]

Rottenbutter sat atop a mound of stormtrooper copses, alongside his faithful companion, and the crab, gazing up as the night sky was lit ablaze. He then looked down at the crab, and said, "You know this all your fault, right?"

 

[jim_doki]

In a puff of black smoke, Vanguard suddenly appears in front of Doki and points the end of a sword at his throat.

"We can play games like this all day if you'd like. It still isn't going to help you"

call them off. you still dont have the crab, and only i know where he is

 

[SargentToughie]

"Private! bring the Valliance 50 degrees to the left, prepare Antimatter cannon 2"

the Valliance shifts, allowing the beams to hit the most shielded parts of the Valliance

Shields, 89%

A massive beam roars out of the Valliance's second cannon, sending a colossal silver beam towards the Artemis

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Yay.

I'm going to get some snacks, would you like anything?

Hey, let me join you guys, I chickened out of this fight a couple pages ago.

 

[rottenbutter]

In a puff of black smoke, Vanguard suddenly appears in front of Doki and points the end of a sword at his throat.

"We can play games like this all day if you'd like. It still isn't going to help you"

call them off. you still dont have the crab, and only i know where he is

My ninja duck found and rescued him on the last page.

 

[wewontdie11]

Yay.

I'm going to get some snacks, would you like anything?

I could murder a bag of popcorn about now if you're offering, or we could split some nachos or something.

 

[meatloaf231]

In a puff of black smoke, Vanguard suddenly appears in front of Doki and points the end of a sword at his throat.

"We can play games like this all day if you'd like. It still isn't going to help you"

"You'd better get off that ship, and fast. Grab Doki if you like. The Triphammers aren't going to stop tearing a new hole in space-time just because you're on board. Also, Doki's ship is missiling the living daylights out of my port stabilizers. I don't know how much longer I can keep this up."

 

[xitel]

Yay.

I'm going to get some snacks, would you like anything?

Hey, let me join you guys, I chickened out of this fight a couple pages ago.

Chickened out? I did no such thing. But seeing as how the hostages have both been rescued, I'm just sitting back. There's no point in attacking people when they aren't planning on attacking you. And rottenbutter, get over here and watch this, it's hilarious. Bring the crab if you must, and get Fe Ninja on the line.

 

[Galletea]

30 Right! Now!
*The silver beam glances off the beak like prow*

Shields 85%
Shit.
Ion cannons! Aim for their shield generators!
*The crackling blue beams roar out of the secondary cannons*

 

[Blind0bserver]

In a puff of black smoke, Vanguard suddenly appears in front of Doki and points the end of a sword at his throat.

"We can play games like this all day if you'd like. It still isn't going to help you"

call them off. you still dont have the crab, and only i know where he is

"I have a better idea." With his free hand Vanguard pulls out a pistol, a modified Beretta 92 Semi-automatic with an elongated barrel and a molded trigger guard. Without looking he puts a bullet into the right kneecap of stormtrooper girl.

"Try this for negotiations. Surrender and give up the crab or the next bullet goes strait into her forehead."

 

[wewontdie11]

Chickened out? I did no such thing. But seeing as how the hostages have both been rescued, I'm just sitting back. There's no point in attacking people when they aren't planning on attacking you. And rottenbutter, get over here and watch this, it's hilarious. Bring the crab if you must, and get Fe Ninja on the line.

Hang on, snacks...bring the crab...YOU WOULDN'T!?

 

[Jamanticus]

Jamanticus materializes in the most fractal of fashions.

Surveying the carnage around him, he bides his time.

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Hey Doki, I'm pretty sure that if you say you're sorry, and if you say it like you mean it, everyone will forgive you and they'll call of the intergalactic space army that wants to blow you up.

 

[dekkarax]

I seriously hope time travel doesn't get involved in this.

 

[Graustein]

In a puff of black smoke, Vanguard suddenly appears in front of Doki and points the end of a sword at his throat.

"We can play games like this all day if you'd like. It still isn't going to help you"

call them off. you still dont have the crab, and only i know where he is

"I have a better idea." With his free hand Vanguard pulls out a pistol, a modified Beretta 92 Semi-automatic with an elongated barrel and a molded trigger guard. Without looking he puts a bullet into the right kneecap of stormtrooper girl.

"Try this for negotiations. Surrender and give up the crab or the next bullet goes strait into her forehead."

You moron. WE HAVE THE CRAB!
You've only served to enrage Doki and harm an innocent!

 

[SargentToughie]

"Sargent! They're aiming for the generators!"

Toughie began to tap on his controll panel
"Very well then, about face!!!"

The Eternal Valliance made a complete 180 degree turn, stunning for a ship that size

"Now, prepare the engine discharge!"

A wave of plasma emerges from the engines, enfulfing the beams in a massive explosion that sweeps across both ships

Shields: 73%

 

[Galletea]

Ready missiles!


Xitel, don't you dare eat that crab.