Ever Been caught?

[HoodedPunhist]

Never been caught but my sister almost caught me watching it. Also caught my bro many times over it (and it made some hilarious conversations).

Overall though it's all natural. I don't have problem with it if someone has to tend to their needs. I'm sure my mother wouldn't mind it too much other than "you're sick twisted little man in a body of an adult" but hey, where's the fun with parents if you don't sometimes shock them a little?

 

[Choose a Username]

Never been caught in the act, but I had downloaded some stuff to the family comp (I had my own profile nobody went on) and my dad told me that there was a virus or something on the comp and he had to reset it, I'm pretty certain he saw it...

Now I have my own laptop, a lock on my room door and Turtle Beach headphones so I can listen to it with no worries

 

[Kwaren]

I love being a bachelor.

 

[AfroTree]

I don't really hide it.

My parents know I watch it and I joke about it all the time.

Now, they don't know about my loli comics though.

I've never been caught masturbating before though, one time, my mom walked in while I...well, you know...finished.

She didn't know though.

Dont you just love them moments?

they're so..lively

That should answer your questions nicely good sir/madame!

 

[SovietSecrets]

I'm fairly certain my parents know, but I have never been caught. I do it whenever everyone is asleep.

 

[Unesh52]

I was caught with a lot of very disgusting material when I was still in middle school, but after that I got very good at hiding it. So good, in fact, that I developed a very unhealthy addiction to the stuff that led to insomnia and mental/emotional breakdowns. Lesson kids: Moderation. It does more than get people banned.

On a far more lighthearted note, I was once caught petting the one-eyed snake by my dad. He walked in right at the... conclusion to show me some basketball game on tv. Clearly he knew what was up, but apparently he was too embarrassed to say anything -- or find an excuse to leave.

Coy metaphors aside, I ended up watching the entire last half of a Hawks game soaking in my own jizz under my blankets while my dad nervously fiddled with the remote.

 

[MasterWhatever]

Never been caught, but I'm to comfortable with myself to care.

 

[Daipire]

I've caught my brother, he was watching "Busty lesbians on a Boat" or something.

And he left his laptop right in the middle of the family room with the window still open.

It was so obvious he was going to get caught, it makes me question his sexuality, like, if this was just a ploy...

 

[Jark212]

No, I've never been even close to being caught. But everyone knows, for I am a man...

 

[crimson5pheonix]

Both my parents are computer illiterate. I only lived with one. And they were frequently not home. So no.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

I had one close call where my brother knocked on my door while I was *youknowwhat*. I managed to cover it all up before he came in, but it was CLOSE.

Thing is, I have a very rare fetish that would be incredibly awkward trying to explain. You know what I'm talking about, one of those really rare ones that no one knew existed until the internet was invented. I have my own computer, but I'm still careful about things. I use a separate browser for my online exploits, and all my downloaded stuff is in a hidden folder on a separate drive. To back it up even further, I named the hidden folder 'Registry.' I seem to be the only one in my family who realises that opening the registry doesn't mean the computer is gonna explode. That should be enough to scare anyone off if found.

The only problem is the internet browser on my Wii. Yes, I actually use that thing a lot. And only for this type of stuff. But I clearly have favorited websites that would give it away in an instant, but I can't for the life of me think of a reason anyone besides me would even think of using that.

 

[Deviltongue]

Never been caught watching it, my mom found my porn stash when she took my portable harddrive without my permission once. I just truecrypted the files then said that I deleted them. Almost got caught by my brother once but he's an idiot.

 

[joshthor]

no. not super suprised though, i have my own laptop, and its never more than a few feet away (i take it to school every day), i only watch when they are gone... usually, and i clear out my history. however, my brothers have been caught.

 

[atombeast707]

one time i was showing my mom my ipod, and i opened up safari and there was a pic of a topless chick. i dont think she really saw though, because i pulled it away really fast. she was actually cool with it though, but if she caught me with actual porn i dont know what she would do.

 

[Assassin Xaero]

Question for thread is have you ever been caught and have they ever talked to you about it?

Caught watching/looking at porn? No, because I don't. I did go to my dad's house years ago and was going to download some music and caught him downloading porn... that was awkward...

 

[.Mudkipz.]

Caught watching? I've been caught writing it.

What were u writing it for? and about what? A book...?

 

[stiborge]

Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.

HAHAHAHA... Bravo, sir. That made me laugh so hard.

OT: Er... I've never "been caught" per say but my mom knows (well I suppose she doesn't "know" but she has a pretty strong idea) I do it and she doesn't really care.

 

[Zinaxos]

*cough* *private viewing window* *cough*

 

[Kimarous]

When I was younger, I ended up getting a virus on my computer when a softcore porn site suddenly vomitted up a perpetual stream of random windows. Given how my aunt was more computer savvy than me, I was inevitably busted when I asked for help. I got seriously chewed out (Christian family and whatnot) and to this day I have to endure the occassional "You aren't going anywhere you shouldn't?" question. Of course I say no, which is technically true; I just rely on Google Image Search now when nobody is around and shut the window whenever I hear what might be somebody coming.

 

[Mr_Paisley]

Okay, so I was wanking. After doing the deed, I left my computer on (I was, rather in a rush to you know, clean up). I immediately head to the xbox to do nothing important. Mum comes home, asks to use my computer, I direct her to where it is, forgetting I JUST had porn on...

I'm heading upstairs (mind you, still unknowing about the porn), she's walking to her room, laptop in hand, when she gives me a strange eyebrow raise. I brush it off as nothing important, just a look.

So I get to my room finally, when I get a text from Mum. I think blood drained from my face at that point because not only would she KNOW I did it, but she's KNOW MY PREFERENCE IN WHAT KIND OF WOMAN I'D LIKE TO SLEEP WITH, AND HOW'D I'D DO IT! (hahah, ew mom)

Luckily, it was just about getting the internet to actually work, though to this day I don't know if I really did leave porn on my computer before she went to use it or if it really was just a strange eyebrow raise...

**shiver**