Ever Been caught?

[Snarky Username]

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Well it is illegal, so I can't be caught with it.

I have it in a very special place in my bookshelf. A little hollowed out spot you can't get to by normal means I rigged.

Also, one thing I forgot, I was caught writing it once.

I didn't hear mom behind me while I was typing and saw a bit of it before I shut off the computer

Is it illegal? I always thought it was just frowned upon more than illegal... Oh well, I guess I'm just not hip on my pornography laws like I used to be...

OP: Once. I forgot to clear my history and my mother seems to be on a vendetta to catch my watching it. Sometimes I feel pulled to look up gay porn just to freak her out.

[small][small]At least that's what I tell myself when I want to look up gay porn...[/small][/small]

 

[Julianking93]

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Well it is illegal, so I can't be caught with it.

I have it in a very special place in my bookshelf. A little hollowed out spot you can't get to by normal means I rigged.

Also, one thing I forgot, I was caught writing it once.

I didn't hear mom behind me while I was typing and saw a bit of it before I shut off the computer

Is it illegal? I always thought it was just frowned upon more than illegal... Oh well, I guess I'm just not hip on my pornography laws like I used to be...

Nope, lolicon is strictly illegal.

I think around 2008 or so, the Supreme Court declared it to be a form of child pornography and deemed it an offense punishable by jail time.

There was recently a story of a guy who was sentenced to 5 years in jail for possession of imported loli comics.

 

[Disaster Button]

Nope, been close though.

Ironically, and rather awkwardly, I have caught my dad a few times. The mental scars still hurt.

Need a bucket of Brain Bleach?

I feel your pain though, heard my GRANDPARENTS!, going at it in the next room once... wheres that bleach.

I don't think bleach is enough for either of us. I have a pool full of industrial strength memory acid, wanna jump in with me?

[sub] Warning, may acidify more than just memories. [/sub]

 

[Boris Goodenough]

Parents should be worried if their boys didn't watch it.

 

[Darkrain11]

Never been caught in the act....yet. A couple of close calls though and my mother did find the sites I used once. After that I began to erase my history all the time, even if no porn was viewed...just to be certain.

 

[Mistermixmaster]

Well, it hasn't happened to me, but I've been on the other end of this ordeal twice.

First time was when I had borrowed my sister a scissor, and I just walked into her room (as I didn't think she was home) to retrieve said scissors. Seeing your sister "having a good time" in front of the computer isn't exactly fun... After that, I ALLWAYS knock on her door, even if she might not be home.

Second time was when I was borrowing dads 80 GB harddrive for making backups of save-games and such before formatting my PC once. There was 4 MB of space available and I needed a lot. I asked dad what to delete and he started browsing folders to delete files. The whole goddarn harddrive was filled with porn. Dad looked ashamed while deleting some of it to make space.

Yay for wierd families, eh?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

Yes In the past I have, but not recently. Though the accusation that I was looking has been thrown at me recently due to an topless image of a busty British beauty named Rosie Jones being my background. On a side note its far easier to view withput fear of getting busted thanks to my laptop.

 

[CrashTestZombie]

I'm pretty sure my dad knows, but he's only confronted my brother about his "stuff". He's one of those guys that only incriminates you if he has the evidence with him, and I usually delete my history/private browse. If he ever does confront me though he keeps "evidence" in his room so we'll see how that goes.

Although, I have had one friend get grounded for having hentai in his wallet. Okay, I could understand if you keep it hidden in a crawlspace or secret compartment but what could you possibly accomplish with wallet porn?

 

[Samurai Goomba]

I've been "caught" a couple times in that people found out I HAD watched it at some point prior (basically what happened was I cleared my history but there are other places it keeps a record of what sites you visit). I've never been found in the act, however.

 

[Mcface]

Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...

It's a bad idea for anyone to ever wear a collar around anyone, ever.

That said, OP no, i haven't.
Although the past few years it's been trying to have sneaky sex while parents are around.
Hell, me and my girlfriend somehow managed to do it with someone 10 feet away.

 

[Samurai Goomba]

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Well it is illegal, so I can't be caught with it.

I have it in a very special place in my bookshelf. A little hollowed out spot you can't get to by normal means I rigged.

Also, one thing I forgot, I was caught writing it once.

I didn't hear mom behind me while I was typing and saw a bit of it before I shut off the computer

Is it illegal? I always thought it was just frowned upon more than illegal... Oh well, I guess I'm just not hip on my pornography laws like I used to be...

Nope, lolicon is strictly illegal.

I think around 2008 or so, the Supreme Court declared it to be a form of child pornography and deemed it an offense punishable by jail time.

There was recently a story of a guy who was sentenced to 5 years in jail for possession of imported loli comics.

In fact, certain sites have purged all lolicon from their archives in accordance with the new laws. I find that hilarious, considering it's a fictional drawing of something that only slightly resembles a human child (really, anime is freaking far from realistic depictions of human beings).

 

[ultrachicken]

As I was... *ahem*... finishing a video, my mom walked in. Luckily I had a blanket on top of me so i just closed the window and raised my legs as fast as humanly possible. She didn't seem to notice.

 

[Julianking93]

In fact, certain sites have purged all lolicon from their archives in accordance with the new laws. I find that hilarious, considering it's a fictional drawing of something that only slightly resembles a human child (really, anime is freaking far from realistic depictions of human beings).

Yeah...I noticed

*sigh* At least I printed off those comics when I had the chance

Fucking bullshit American laws...

 

[jultub]

Been caught once by my brother. I wanked and fell asleep with my pants off. He threw a book at my nads.

Great way to wake up.

I had a pencil shoved up my ass by one of my brothers once. That was NOT pleasant

OT: I'm sure I've been caught once, might have happened more without me noticing. No one has commented though, and I think I have walked in on every male member of my family except my 12 years old little brother. Either he's really sneaky with it or he just doesn't do it so much

 

[Lekonua]

The subject has never come up in any conversation with my parents. I assume this means that I have never been "caught."

If they are aware of my unsavory internet activities, then they likely do not see it as cause for concern as I am a responsible individual and unlikely to allow it to negatively affect my life.

Regardless, I still feel the need for extreme secrecy and security. I regularly clear the most obvious traces of history from my browser and never leave any of *those kinds* of videos saved on my computer for longer than it takes to watch them.

 

[nails06]

I've been caught, both by my parents when I was young ( magazines hidden between mattress and box spring) and by my ex-wife on the pc (no, that's not why I'm divorced-lol). The convo with my parents never happened though, they just left me a book about sex in my room on my bed, but I felt awkward as hell around them for weeks. The wife just screamed a lot about me looking at other women.

 

[Just_A_Glitch]

I don't watch porn, so no. Though I had to answer to my parents for what my brother had searched for on the family computer. They thought it was me, and probably still do to this day. I don't really care though, and it seems they've either forgotten about it or stopped caring, so no harm, no foul.

Punched my brother though, the bastard.

 

[arsenicCatnip]

Never been caught, but my father and I had an in-depth, drunken (on his part) discussion about sex at one point. In hindsight, it was a bad idea to wear my collar around him...

It's a bad idea for anyone to ever wear a collar around anyone, ever.

That said, OP no, i haven't.
Although the past few years it's been trying to have sneaky sex while parents are around.
Hell, me and my girlfriend somehow managed to do it with someone 10 feet away.

What can I say? My boyfriend likes me in a collar... D/s games are so much fun.

 

[iLikeHippos]

Well, me and my brother, we live in the same house often. He once caught me at the computer, and I once caught him in his bed room.

Difference is, HE was unconscious. So he doesn't have the need of neglecting things ever happening.

Oh, and OP: Your dad's a DICK! I thought mine was bad, and he doesn't even want to talk to me!

 

[Raykuza]

I don't really hide it.

My parents know I watch it and I joke about it all the time.

Now, they don't know about my loli comics though.

Ooh... Sneaky with the comics, eh?
Gotta keep it hidden from mommy.

My mom, for some reason, opened my door one night while I was... yeah. Luckily, my light was off, and my door is angled so that my bed doesn't directly face my bed, and my laptop screen can't be seen from it either.
She must not have seen what I was doing... Thankfully. Scared the hell outta me, though.

So, I'll count that as almost caught. I've been caught before, though.

This happened to me exactly. My mom must have been tired or just didn't have her glasses on or something.