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Catalyst6

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I loved the last paragraph; it conjured up the image of a unshaven and bleary-eyed Yahtzee sitting at his computer, typing furiously and mumbling about how "the goddamn Reds are back at it again".
 

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As much as it pains me to say this, my friends has Blops. My sister played it as well and she told me the game was buggy. AI is crap, explosives are hard to work with, and in some areas, you might be inexplicably dragged back, like your legs are on a playback-repeat switch. So from what I understand, from my third-person view, the game isn't all what it's cut out to be. So how do my friends come into this? They don't play the main story, just the online multiplayer...and they love it, blissfully ignoring many of the problems. Me? Not a fan of the war games, save maybe Halo, but it seems to be, if you truly love something, you can forgive him/her for the faults they have that annoy you, and I think that is what's going on. That game, for all it's worth, may be truly bad, but people still love it, and that's what's happening. It has nothing to do with actual merit, and that, that my fellow Escapists...is why I feel like burning down some of these fanboys' houses.
 

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Kermi said:
BarbaricGoose said:
Heavy Rain had plot holes? This is news to me.
I don't like to admit it, but it kinda did.

Edit: got carried away typing in the captcha and didn't finish my post before hitting enter.

There was a bunch of things that were kind of left unexplained then passed off as plot twists in the endgame... which was like 95% awesome but there were a few niggling threads of "what is this I don't even".
Did they ever explain how Madison just happened to run into Ethan? I mean she was tracking him because his son was missing, but she just happened to wind up at his hotel and commence stalking him. It was all very sweet how she gave up thinking he was the Origami Killer midway, but there was a hole there.

Not to mention Ethan's blackouts, dreams about water, and coming out of a fugue state with an origami figure in his hand. All red herrings to make us suspect Ethan, never actually explained.
You know, it's too bad Ethan wasn't the origami killer. If he was, maybe we could've gotten him to shoot Blake in the face. Oddly enough, I kind of liked Blake's take-no-bullshit attitude at first, but then later was like, "Ok, he's taking it a little too far."
 

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I wish more would call out Heavy Rain's story. Along with Yahtzee, the only ones I can think of off the top of my head are Destructoid and GamesRadar.

In fact, the latter has this article about Heavy Rain's "plot":

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/heavy-rains-big-plot-holes/a-20100224105436979020
 

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dunam said:
I thought for a second that "You have to burn the rope" won Handheld.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-to-burn-the-rope

Favorite game in a long time.
I thought the same thing when I saw that game on my friends I-Phone
 
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Wait, why is Sonic colors (the DS version) nominated for best handheld game?

Look, I freaking LOVED the Wii version, it was FANTASTIC, but the DS version feels like Sonic rush with all the fun parts chopped out!
 

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REPTILE 0009 said:
@Yahtzee
It's COD Black Ops. Dumbass.
Hey dumbass its Call of Duty Black Operations.

If you want to complain about someones shorthand don't go and use your own shorthand to complain about it. Also COD: BlOps is a commonly used shorthand for this game online.
 

solidstatemind

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Jesus, Yahtzee. Can you find something other than Schadenfreude to base your articles/videos around? You really are becoming tiresome (for anyone who's mature, that is).
 

MrDarkling

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dunam said:
I thought for a second that "You have to burn the rope" won Handheld.

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Mazapan/you-have-to-burn-the-rope

Favorite game in a long time.
I sing the song all the time :)
I never forget the first time I played it haha
 

reachforthesky

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Christ I fucking hope the Academy Awards never taints the video game industry with their back-ass, corrupted opinions. The last thing we need are designers, voice actors, and artists all subscribing to the predictable, narrow-minded ideas the Oscars instill.
 

Super Toast

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Kermi said:
Super Toast said:
mireko said:
I will probably die never understanding why people get so fucking excited for Heavy Rain, but Best Story, Best Technical Achievement and Best Original Music? What.

Just, what.
To be fair, Heavy Rain's music was phenomenal. It's too bad the story was a plot-hole ridden mess full of melodrama and unimportant bullshit. Plus, LA Noire has pretty much destroyed it in the technical department, too.
And LA Noire comes out next month, which in my dimension is 15 months after Heavy Rain. It's also developed by a bigger and more experienced studio with more money behind it.
I'm excited for LA Noire but it's a bit unfair to compare Heavy Rain to it at this point.
LA Noire is being developed by Team Bondi. It's also their first game. Rockstar is publishing and funding it but that's all. Quantic Dream has made several games before, and it got loads of support from Sony.
 

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gigastar said:
FIFA 11 got a best game nomination? Just what about the entire FIFA series makes it even remotely valid for that award?
At lest Mass Effect 2 ripped that award right out from under it.

Nice to see Heavy Rain and Brotherhood did well. Two games this year i enjoyed a bit more than others.

Capcom, as usual, got ignored again.
Fifa11 is considered by many to be the best sports game ever made. It's not that unrealistic a nomination, specially for the british audience the awards was intended for.

And honestly, I would vote Fifa11 over Mass Effect 2 any day of the week. In fact, I did vote for it in the BAFTA GAME award that was open to public voting, because neither God3 nor AC:B were nominated for it, and it's probably the game I spent most time on in 2010, and the game I always pop when I have friends over.

It's good to see an award show with nominations that weren't copy pasted from spiketv's goty awards.
 

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Blarrggg... Black Opps. People really need to expand their horizons a bit.

OT: I just realized reading this that Yhatzee's writing style is very much like a vulgar version of Douglas Addams. Wonder if he'd see that as a compliment or not.
 

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Odegauger said:
Black Ops? Fucking really?
Totally asked the same thing.

I'm also glad to hear that Yahtzee has also raised an eyebrow at Mario Galaxy 2. Seriously while the game sure isn't "bad" there is absolutley nothing in the game that wasn't done better in the first game.
 

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ha, everyone on the escapist hates the shit out of black ops. while by no means the best game of 2010 to me (that's heavy rain, thank you for not asking), it was a very fun shoot-em-up romp through varied locales coupled with a weird as hell thriller story, while being fairly simple, was presented in a really brilliant manner that just got waaay under your skin. and the multiplayer is as addicting as mw2 ever was. sorry, gaming elitists. the unambitious simply fun game wins this year.
 

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Stabby Joe said:
I wish more would call out Heavy Rain's story. Along with Yahtzee, the only ones I can think of off the top of my head are Destructoid and GamesRadar.

In fact, the latter has this article about Heavy Rain's "plot":

http://www.gamesradar.com/f/heavy-rains-big-plot-holes/a-20100224105436979020
Most of those plot holes listed don't even make sense, unless you go by video game logic instead of actual logic.
I don't need to read past Hole number 1 to see a stupid list
About Hole 1: We didn't see her interacting with the killer on screen therefor she never heard his name, despite being a journalist investigating the same case as the PI/Killer, and talking to/interrogating the same people. Why wouldn't a journalist know the name of the people involved in the investigation, specially one that was on the center of it?
 

reachforthesky

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Ashcrexl said:
ha, everyone on the escapist hates the shit out of black ops. while by no means the best game of 2010 to me (that's heavy rain, thank you for not asking), it was a very fun shoot-em-up romp through varied locales coupled with a weird as hell thriller story, while being fairly simple, was presented in a really brilliant manner that just got waaay under your skin. and the multiplayer is as addicting as mw2 ever was. sorry, gaming elitists. the unambitious simply fun game wins the popular vote this year.
Fixed. I would argue that the story is neither simple nor well delivered that leads up to a twist they make painfully obvious about half-way through the game, and that the multiplayer was, surprise, essentially the same as the last 3 games they've released. Packaged with Activision's usual bullshit (charging out the ass for maps, laughable mod support, etc.) it is really nothing special. If having actual standards for games demanding original ideas, and knowing when the popular opinion is misguided makes me an elitist, then darn, I'm an elitist.
 

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Super Toast said:
Kermi said:
Super Toast said:
mireko said:
I will probably die never understanding why people get so fucking excited for Heavy Rain, but Best Story, Best Technical Achievement and Best Original Music? What.

Just, what.
To be fair, Heavy Rain's music was phenomenal. It's too bad the story was a plot-hole ridden mess full of melodrama and unimportant bullshit. Plus, LA Noire has pretty much destroyed it in the technical department, too.
And LA Noire comes out next month, which in my dimension is 15 months after Heavy Rain. It's also developed by a bigger and more experienced studio with more money behind it.
I'm excited for LA Noire but it's a bit unfair to compare Heavy Rain to it at this point.
LA Noire is being developed by Team Bondi. It's also their first game. Rockstar is publishing and funding it but that's all. Quantic Dream has made several games before, and it got loads of support from Sony.
I was not aware of that. Thank you.
 

SmileyBat

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Lol, Halo: Reach-Around.

What can I say. The general public is full of gibbering idiots.