Ezio: "Salute, Claudia."

[Vega_GTX]

"Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal."

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

"Can we talk later, I'm on the middle of some... calibrations."

 

[duchaked]

"Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal."

I was right about to type that too ^^
but then I remembered...

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

Gentlemen?

Goddam Birds!

Pills Here!/Grabbing Pills!

Stand still, do I look like I'm gonna nick something?

Splashing Down...

 

[NorthernTrooper]

Overtime!Overtime!Overtime!Overtime!

 

[duchaked]

"Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal."

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

"Can we talk later, I'm on the middle of some... calibrations."

LOL that one's golden too

especially since I just Google'd this image...

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

I NEED MORE SOULS!!!

 

[captaincabbage]

Lol I think we all know this one.
*You do ANYTHING wrong in Oblivion, even accidentially in the middle of a field a hundred miles away from civilization.
"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM!!"
* You look down to see an Imperial Guard bursting out of the ground with one hand grabbing your ankle.

 

[mattttherman3]

. . . Hey, Remember when you could just slap omnigel on everything?

. . . Cut your balls off and sell them to a Krogan

. . . I should go

. . . So FADE, couldn't make yourself dissapear?

. . . I'd never shoot you in the back Shepard, people like you and me, straight to the face.

. . . SHEPARD!!! Shepard, my friend!(I freaking loved this moment, in fact, I'll link it!)http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRq95S_Nv80

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

this one takes me back. waaay back to the days of the PS2. Simpsons Hit and Run. "Remember that car I sold to pay for your colledge fund? That was a lie"

Another one, more recent. from everyone's favourite royal bas****, Alistair from Dragon Age "Yes, swooping is bad"

 

[Zhyd]

"Mi nombre es John Marston! Remember mi nombre!"

 

[Jack and Calumon]

"You must construct additional Pylons!" Omniscient Protoss commander - Starcraft
(Starcraft II says the same thing, but I only remember it because it's Colonel of MGS.)

"Build more farms!" (Omniscient Human Captain) - Warcraft III

"Yes that's locked, and yes I can see you eyeing it." EVERYONE - Fallout 3

"WELL MET!" GOD DAMN EVERYONE - Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Calumon: I know: "Yay, I am Won!" Penguinmon - Digimon World

THIS POST IS MY UNDOING! CURSES! JESUS MOTHERFUCKING CHRIST I AM AN IDIOT! SERIOUSLY WHAT THE HELL!

 

[captaincabbage]

"Fifty thooouusand people used to live here *dramatic pause* Now it's a ghost town"
Gaz at the start of MW

"Useless Wanker!"
Gaz at the end of MW

"This is where cars live, get you one!"
If you don't know who said it, you don't need to know

"Damn nepotism"
General Knoxx, Borderlands

(British accent required to understand)
"Surely, you can't be serious."
"I am serious. And DON'T call me 'Shirley'..."

From CoD 4 I think.

Yeah, but originally it was from Airplane with Leslie Nielson. Quality viewing

lol I love Scooter. He by far my favorite NPC in Borderlands. ^^
"Yeah the Catch-a-Ride up near Fyrestone is busted up worse than mah momma's girl parts. I sure would 'ppreciate you taking a poke at that. . . Uuh, the Catch-a-Ride, not mah mom."

 

[Falseprophet]

From Valkyria Chronicles, probably Jane's "Get ready to die, Imps!"

On some taunts Bayonetta would say, "I have a fever, and the only prescription is more dead angels." /groan

From GTA:Vice City--"It's the Lance Vance Dance!"

And going way back to Altered Beast (because actual voice was still rare in arcade games back then), "POWER UP" and "Welcome to your doom!" and "AAAAAAAARRGH!"

 

[havass]

Call of Duty 4: Prausteius granato!
Assassin's Creed: (A random thing somebody will say when they see you climbing on a wall) He must be crazy, or she must be beautiful.
Grand Theft Auto 3: I SEE PAIN IN YOUR FUTURE!

I think it's actually "He must be late..and she must be beautiful."
One of the funnier ones i've heard while climbing walls was: "He's gonna fall. And when he does, I won't help him!"

 

[no space]

"Just so you know I'm running a fever, I've got a nasty cough, and my sinuses are filled with something I can't even describe. But it was totally worth it!"

Gotta show that Tali love. I didn't even do a romance sub-plot in the first one simply because she wasn't an option.

 

[Eclectic Dreck]

"PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY!" -TF2 Solly

A quote that has adorned posters in Basic Training Barracks for decades.

Speaking of which, there are two bits of cadences that always pop into my head at strange moments:

"You can't count to five,
Because your brain is fried.
On crack
and dope
and all that shit you smoked.
CRACK BABY!"

Inevitably when someone counts to four for any reason that comes to mind.

And, anytime I see a girl with a yellow ribbon I'm reminded of:

"Around her head she wore a yellow ribbon.
She wore it in the springtime in the merry month of may"

 

[AbsoluteVirtue18]

"It looks like he was killed by a crow or something!"

 

[James Joseph Emerald]

My brother and I have a tradition of trying to annoy each other by using the most annoyingly-delivered lines in games. Examples:

"Il politica... I knew eeet" AC:B

The entire Wesker-kills-Spencer scene from RE5 ("The right to be a god...")

"This party's gettin' crazy!" DMC3

"How about you all NUT THE HELL UP next time!" GoW

"Hey Marcus... check down there..."
"WELL I GUESS THE OLD MAN'S INTEL WAS SOLID! LET'S MOVE OUT!" GoW2
(Also "Sup, bitches!" and "Shit yeah!")

"I AM the warchief." WC3 (every time you click on Thrall)

"What ARE you?! *gasp*" MGS2

"I may be expensive, BUT MY GOODS ARE WORTH THE EXTRA QUATRRINI!" AC2

"Welcome, to the Circus of Val-yoooo!" BS

"I! AM!! KROGAN!!!" ME2

And so on.

 

[Video Gone]

From AC Brotherhood:
"Do you ever look at a tombstone and think to yourself 'THIS is the most significant thing I will do with my life.'?"

From Saint's Row 2:
Shaundi: These guys are insane. They're named after the vodoan god of the dead.
You *British accent*: What the fuck's a vodoan?

From Zelda CD-i:
Ganon: You DARE bring light to mah lair? YOU MUST DIE!

Agreed on all counts, mah booooiiii.

...This guy stole my one from Saint's Row 2.
Hmm.
Ooh, ooh.

Fallout: New Vegas: "So I heard Benny was murdered. If you ask me, the real crime was that checkered jacket" -Members of the White Glove Society.
They wouldn't be making fun of my new jacket after I gave them a sound trashing with my cane several minutes later.

Edit: Splinter Cell: Conviction: "Fisheeeeer? Remember the airfield?! I had buddies at the airfield, I'm gonna get you for that!" -Random guards. The airfield is the Alamo of Splinter Cell NPCs.

CODBLOPS: Various things along the lines of "MASON! SORRY I WAS OUT FRIDAY! MY DAUGHTER GOT MARRIED! LOVELY CEREMONY! SHE LOOKED RADIANT! HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND? DO ANYTHING FUN? MASON!" -Mason's torturer, reminding me strongly of "Fisheeeeeeeer!" in SC:C. I shamelessly steal that ingenuine quote from Chris Livingston's brief Twitter feed for Mason's torturer.

 

[mechanixis]

Solid Snake at the start of MGS1: "Colonel, what's a Russian Hind doing here?" Also the way he says "Metal Gearrr..." as a complete sentence on numerous occasions.

I used to play a lot of Terrorist Hunt in Rainbow Six Vegas, and I remember the oddly-American terrorists would have these colorful bits of dialogue with one another during firefights. The one that sticks out most is "Cover me, I'm reloading!" "Fuck you, man, cover me!"

And then every once in a while there'd be a bug where you'd just hear one of them intermittently screaming in the middle-distance.

"AAAAAAGH....AAAAAAAH....AAAAAAAGH.....AAAAAAH.....AAAAAAAAGH.....AAAAAHHHH..."