Ezio: "Salute, Claudia."

[ksn0va]

It's like riding a bike or wearing high heels - Splinter Cell, Sam and Lambert

And all of the conversation Sam haves when you "question" enemies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BU974FCNmrQ&feature=related

 

[unindexedsearchengine]

"Hell, I don't trust anyone who makes more than me"-joker ME2

 

[ZeroAE]

MORE ,more meat for me!
-Psycho from Borderlamds.

Cause in Borderlands there is almost no dialogue , you remember what you hear the most =P

 

[supermariner]

"if you don't shut up i'm going to cut off your hands and ***** slap you with them"

 

[DEATHROAD]

"Hey Cracka! What'cha doing in there!?"
(British accent required to understand)
"Surely, you must be kidding me."
"I'm serious. And DON'T call me 'Shirley'..."

From CoD 4 I think.

Leslie Nielsen is spinning in his grave.

OT: "50000 people used to live here.. now its a ghost town"

 

[Liham]

Comondament?

Emenasaur!

In Age of empires 3 when you click on your musketeers they say these things.

 

[Cid Silverwing]

"We may need you to play Twing Twang" is the only one that comes to mind right away.

Even in other languages it makes no sense. I had a look at the demo and decided to set the language to Norwegian for shits'n giggles. "Twing twang" became "pling plong", equally meaningless and stupid.

 

[M4A1Sopmod]

A hilarious line from Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2

Commander To Soldier: "We need you at our rear."
Commander Completes The Ensemble A Few Seconds Later When He Says: "Im pulling you out!!"

I still laugh when I think about it... Heheheh.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Stand still, do I look like I'm gonna nick something?

I'm trying to heal you, not bloody tickle you.

I am welding this doah.

Dosh, grab it while you can lads.

You're all fur coats, no knickers bitches!

Cheers big ears!

Where's my bloody benefits cheque?

Jesus, I could be here all day with that game alone...

 

[Sakaiyuji]

"BUILD MORE FARMS!" (Warcraft III)

 

[Doomdiver]

All the voice acting in Just Cause 2 was cringe worthy. But this line takes the cake.
"My name is Bolo Santosi. I am the leader of the revolutionary army known as the Reapers."

 

[sephiroth1991]

Right now I got the SCV line "Aak! Ya scared me" Stuck in my head from Starcraft 2, also every marine one.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

"I feel like a klepto, taking all these things"

"It's a cat! Yuck!"
"A ghost has emerged from the cat, scaring the crap out of Quickthorpe."

"At least I got my super wollypop! ^.^
Hey! You've just taken my wollypop!"
"And don't you ever forget that!"

-Fable 1996


"...YOU'LL FRY LIKE A PORK SAUSAGE!"

"Maybe we can ditch the head somewhere while the credits are running."

"Oops.
Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
"Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there."

<insert 90% of the game's dialogue>

-Sam and Max- Hit the Road 1993

 

[Christopher Waldron]

*Krogan on krogan headbutt*

Wrex: Speak when spoken to Unvek, I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not.

 

[Darth_Dude]

"People don't forget"

-RDR When John is talking about his ancestry to Bonnie early in the game, really memorable moment for me.

 

[Sixcess]

Resident Evil is the king of unintentionally memorable quotes. I can't recall a word of 2 or 3, but virtually every line of the original is a comedy classic.

 

[Linkmeanie]

Thanks for standing still, wanker! - Sniper from TF2

 

[captaincabbage]

"Thanks for listening, CHIIIILLLLDDRREN! It's TTHHHRRREEEEEEDAWWWG!! Here on Galaxy News Radio! Bringing you the truth, no matter how hard it hurts."