Ezio: "Salute, Claudia."

[M4A1Sopmod]

A hilarious line from Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter 2

Commander To Soldier: "We need you at our rear."
Commander Completes The Ensemble A Few Seconds Later When He Says: "Im pulling you out!!"

I still laugh when I think about it... Heheheh.

 

[Outright Villainy]

Stand still, do I look like I'm gonna nick something?

I'm trying to heal you, not bloody tickle you.

I am welding this doah.

Dosh, grab it while you can lads.

You're all fur coats, no knickers bitches!

Cheers big ears!

Where's my bloody benefits cheque?

Jesus, I could be here all day with that game alone...

 

[Sakaiyuji]

"BUILD MORE FARMS!" (Warcraft III)

 

[Doomdiver]

All the voice acting in Just Cause 2 was cringe worthy. But this line takes the cake.
"My name is Bolo Santosi. I am the leader of the revolutionary army known as the Reapers."

 

[sephiroth1991]

Right now I got the SCV line "Aak! Ya scared me" Stuck in my head from Starcraft 2, also every marine one.

 

[Jelly ^.^]

"I feel like a klepto, taking all these things"

"It's a cat! Yuck!"
"A ghost has emerged from the cat, scaring the crap out of Quickthorpe."

"At least I got my super wollypop! ^.^
Hey! You've just taken my wollypop!"
"And don't you ever forget that!"

-Fable 1996


"...YOU'LL FRY LIKE A PORK SAUSAGE!"

"Maybe we can ditch the head somewhere while the credits are running."

"Oops.
Max, where should I put this so it doesn't hurt anyone we know or care about?"
"Out the window, Sam. There's nothing but strangers out there."

<insert 90% of the game's dialogue>

-Sam and Max- Hit the Road 1993

 

[Christopher Waldron]

*Krogan on krogan headbutt*

Wrex: Speak when spoken to Unvek, I'll drag your clan to glory whether it likes it or not.

 

[Darth_Dude]

"People don't forget"

-RDR When John is talking about his ancestry to Bonnie early in the game, really memorable moment for me.

 

[Sixcess]

Resident Evil is the king of unintentionally memorable quotes. I can't recall a word of 2 or 3, but virtually every line of the original is a comedy classic.

 

[Linkmeanie]

Thanks for standing still, wanker! - Sniper from TF2

 

[captaincabbage]

"Thanks for listening, CHIIIILLLLDDRREN! It's TTHHHRRREEEEEEDAWWWG!! Here on Galaxy News Radio! Bringing you the truth, no matter how hard it hurts."

 

[N1ceDreamz]

Stop! You have violated the law! Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.

 

[Zhukov]

"Desperation is an ugly perfume!"
- Dragon Age, combat dialogue.

"Shepard."
"Wrex."
- Mass Effect

"My naame iz Bolo Sahntozee. I am the leedehr of da revolutionary ahrmee known as da reepehrs."
- Just Cause 2

"Thaaaanks fer flyin' aihr Sheldan. Heeheeheeeee!"
- Just Cause 2

EDIT: Damnit. Ninja'd on the Bolo one.

 

[irani_che]

thats because you hear it 20 billion times whenever you need more money

 

[the_maestro_sartori]

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I giggled first time I saw this. Heck, I still do >.>

 

[Spawny0908]

Heavy Rain

Mr:Kramer:"Do you play (golf) Mr. Shelby?"
Scott:"I tried it once but I think the owner of the course is still looking for me"

Ethan:"JASON!"


Red Dead Redemption

*Whilst picking flowers* "You little beauty!"

McDougal:"Please sir what are we going to do?!"
John:"I'm going to hand you over to them and watch them tear you limb from limb!"
McDougal:"WHAT?!?!"
John"I'm just kidding..."

Dutch:"When I'm gone they'll just find another monster."


Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
*standing idle* "I miss killing my friends, at least THAT made sense!"
*Idle* "I must be losin' my mind...I hope!"

*After killing a bolter* "Quick little fucker!" (memorable for the simple fact John doesn't drop the F-bomb that often...)


Bayonetta

"Don't fuck with a witch!"


Bad Company 2

Sweetwater:"Why does the defecation always have to hit the oscillation?!"


All I got for now. I love quotes!

 

[etherlance]

Complete...Global...Saturation...

DAMN IT!!

I was gonna take that but it seems everyone has used it :{

 

[Lacsapix]

"Thanks for listening, CHIIIILLLLDDRREN! It's TTHHHRRREEEEEEDAWWWG!! Here on Galaxy News Radio! Bringing you the truth, no matter how hard it hurts."

Damn! no I can't get that line out of my head.

 

[JemothSkarii]

"Stealing your time!"
"Disappear!"

Edge - Atelier Iris 3

"BARREL!"

- Atelier Iris

"Follow my lead!"
"Screw that!"
Josh and Neku - TWEWY

 

[KindOfnElf]

"Commander, you've received a new message at your private terminal."

"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

"Can we talk later, I'm on the middle of some... calibrations."

"This could come in handy"