Face-Chomping "Vampire" Attacks Geriatric At Hooters

[Gauntes]

one thing is for sure
she's no Toreador

 

[Sparrow]

I guess she bit of more...

*puts on sunglasses*

...than she could chew.

YEAEEEEEEEEEAAAAAH!

On a more serious point, sounds like that lady could do with a little trip to therapy. She cleary either has the best poker face known to man or she actually believes herself to be a vampire.

 

[JackandTom]

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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

Seriously though, she must have been on one hell of an acid trip.

 

[Alon Shechter]

It is starting again.
Men, ready your Holy Water guns!

 

[Trasken]

The masquerade has been compromised, the sheriff must enforce the law, she must receive her final death

 

[F'Angus]

Why was he Sleeping in the Street outside Hooters?

 

[Palindromemordnilap_v1legacy]

Understandably curious about this whole thing, the officers questioned Smith, but she was unable to explain the attack or why she was partially au naturel.

Smith is a 22-year-old college student with no apparent criminal history. Ellis has been described by police as "a transient" who has 12 arrests over the last four years for things like disorderly intoxication and battery.

This screams seedy wheelchair bound guy drugging young woman for sleazy purposes, drugged young woman through her stupor semi-conciously realises what is happening, fights back, collapses and forgets due to aforementioned drugs. Seedy guy then goes to phone and makes up any story he likes, vampires are the 'in' thing for young women, right?

I refuse to believe that on the evidence presented this is anything but what I've just deduced

okay... let me get this straight on what you are saying, a alcoholic wheelchair bound man, was able to catch, a 22 year old woman *with a jawline of a line man* drug her, molested her, then went to a gas station WITHOUT anyone noticing a obviously drugged/molested 22 year old woman screaming for help or anything, oh no wait she wasn't screaming for help or anything, what I am trying to say is how did a old man in a motorized wheelchair catch AND forcibly drug 22 year old woman, seriously, get off the whole feminism band wagon and stop making obvious attackers into victim just because feminism scores awesome intercool points. Also she probably had her pants and underwear down because blood turns her on, you think I am kidding, but that is a fetish, a weird fetish but one anyways.

By that same logic, how did an alcoholic wheelchair bound man get away from a woman completely off her tits (hey, that phrase actually makes sense in context for once!) who thought she was a frikkin' vampire?

Its a vampire, not a zombie. They bite for blood, not bite to kill (mostly).

Seriously, assuming the woman is automatically innocent is irrational and completely lacking in logic especially if you do mental gymnastics to try to justify the attacker. She attacked someone in a wheelchair. If a man did this, they would be calling for jail and not for him to get help.

According to his claims she said she wanted to eat him. So my question of how someone in a motorised wheelchair (you've seen how slow those things move, right?) got away still stands. She wanted to kill/eat him, and clearly he was in no position to adequately stop her (or he wouldn't have been wounded). So how'd he get away?

And I'm assuming that the woman is innocent because she has no criminal record and the guy making the claims has a rap sheet as long as my arm. If the genders were reversed and it was a known felon woman making claims against a no-previous-convictions man, I'd side with the man. Nothing to do with gender inequality, I just prefer to rely on reliable witnesses. If someone non-partisan came forward to confirm Ellis' story I'd happily admit I was wrong and share a laugh with you at the weird vampire lady. But rely solely on the word of a guy who has been charged with assault multiple times in the past? I think not

Was he drunk at the time, or just sleeping through the day for lack of anything else to do? Of course he may have been drunk and that fact skipped out of the news blog.

Hmm, good question. I assumed he was sleeping in the middle of the day, which suggests being drunk or trying to nap off the effects, but the article doesn't mention times. And even then he could just have been sleeping I suppose. But it does mention he's got form for being Drunk and Disorderly before...

 

[darksuccubus]

Her eyes don't match...

maybe shes malkavian?

Look at her, she is obviously nosferatu

Nah, with some makeup and possibly a bit of liquor she's still do-able. Definitely a Malk.

Wasn't this during the day? If so, I say she's a 14th gen clanless.

Suddenly, everything makes sense now - she is a 14th-15th generation Malkavian Thinblood. Or a Malkavian ghoul, that's also possible. Or some Malkavian decided to use dementation that would take effect after a certain amount of time (because vampires find it incredibly difficult to stay awake at day). Or maybe one of the Daughters of cacophony clan left a command at this exact spot... I dunno there are many ways to fuck with mortals in WOD
OT: I have nothing. I have no idea what's going on whatsoever >_>

 

[Atmos Duality]

I would say take I-70 east to Ohio. Plan on the traffic in Indy sucking balls no matter what time you hit it. Stop by my house with the whip for a bit to.. rest, yeah, rest. Then you can head out in the morning.. afternoon, whatever. Florida is a straight shot down I-75.

Hmm. I sense a cheeky "trap".
But your directions are good.

 

[Raven_Operative]

You think Fox will be on later tonight about the dangers of letting kids read books?

No, her mind was obviously corrupted from playing vampire rain.

OT: I really hate to say this, but... my faith is humanity is sliding lower every day.

 

[Eveonline100]

Damnit, where is Fox when we need it?
I hope they blame this on Twilight, I will laugh my ass for a week straight.

they are too busy going after flower and fate of world

 

[Strazdas]

It happened in St. Peterburg. Just watch "Blade" series and everything will be clear.

 

[winter2]

I'm saying drugs.. lol.

 

[Dumb_Joe]

"Girl" what have you been smoking?!

 

[SonOfVoorhees]

Your here about these people that think they are vampires and its so pathetic. All you can do is laugh in their face. What the police need to do is stick her in direct sunlight, throw garlic and holy water at her....mock her now she realises her delusions were fake and then lock the ***** in prison. So lame.

 

[Lordpils]

Her eyes don't match...

maybe shes malkavian?

She bit his face and said she was going to eat him obviously she's a nagaraja.

 

[Queen Michael]

Understandably curious about this whole thing, the officers questioned Smith, but she was unable to explain the attack or why she was partially au naturel.

Smith is a 22-year-old college student with no apparent criminal history. Ellis has been described by police as "a transient" who has 12 arrests over the last four years for things like disorderly intoxication and battery.

This screams seedy wheelchair bound guy drugging young woman for sleazy purposes, drugged young woman through her stupor semi-conciously realises what is happening, fights back, collapses and forgets due to aforementioned drugs. Seedy guy then goes to phone and makes up any story he likes, vampires are the 'in' thing for young women, right?

I refuse to believe that on the evidence presented this is anything but what I've just deduced

Makes sense to me. Like you say, how would he be able to get away?

 

[Th37thTrump3t]

No "LESBIANS"?

/sigh

I see what you did there.

OT: No news on whether she was drugged up or not? Anyone doing that kind of shit must be either batshit crazy or shooting up/smoking something.

 

[haaxist]

snip

Oh boy, you do like reading a lot into things, don't you? What is your opinon on 9/11, incidentally?

There are several logical flaws and fishy conclusions in your argumentation. Also, considering that she hasn't yet said anything else than "I am a vampire", it seems safe to say she wasn't tricked by the man.

9/11? A couple of terrorists flew two planes into the Twin Towers, killing a shit-ton of innocent people for no good reason. Why, what do you think happened?

With the information I got from the article, this is the conclusion I came to. I am sorry if it seems to offend you (well not really, just trying to be polite). I would love to hear about the flaws in my logic, as well as the fishy conclusions. That way I know how to better phrase my next argumentative, opinionated piece.

Also, the only information I have comes from this article, as I live in Canada, and we don't really get a lot of news about things happening in America, since we actually have things in our own country to report.

 

[erztez]

... as I live in Canada, and we don't really get a lot of news about things happening in America, since we actually have things in our own country to report.

LIES!!!
We all know that NOTHING interesting ever happens in Canada!

OT:
It's scary, but I tend to believe that she could've done it. I've met some crazy people, and I can imagine one of them pulling stuff like this...