Favorite videogame one liner.

[spartandude]

NEEDZ MORE DAKKA!

 

[Hikaru CF]

"Hey there five chins! How's crimes?" - Daxter: Jak 2

Balthier from Final Fantasy 12 had a shitload of good lines:

"What's the going rate for saving a princess these days? A bath I hope"

"All Skiff, no ship. Hardly fit for a leading man"

"Call me old fashioned, but I was hoping for a treasure whose worth we COULD measure"

"Shall I swear by your sword or some such?..."


Such a cool character.

 

[mooncalf]

"You may have a minor case of major brain damage..."

 

[Hafnium]

"That's the second biggest monkey-head I've ever seen"
The one and only Guybrush Threepwood.

 

[namhorFnodroG]

Anything that comes out Francis mouth from Left 4 Dead.

 

[dragdev]

Everything that comes from Dr richtofen

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSf7jVbvdhM&feature=related

and a line from the godfather II the game when you are standing still for a long time

"so here we are just standing around with our dicks in our hands" classy

 

[theSteamSupported]

"Son of a ***** left me to freeze"

- Martin "The Ice Man" Finnegan from Bioshock

 

[The X Magus X Hunter]

I love Illidan Stormrage's final line in the WOW Burning Crusade cinematic.

Illidan: "YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!"

 

[Xannidel]

pretty much anything Teddie says in Persona 4. Like:

Just say the word and it's bear time!

I'll just leave this link here for your entertainment.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVV2Tlk2Yj8&list=FLx4d9bjvr1A_NvStdmkNOYg&index=10&feature=plpp_video

 

[Zantos]

How do I pick one? Just, everything from Psychonauts.

Particularly "Oh no, it WAS the orphanage... for dogs! It was the puppy orphanage, everyone!"

 

[Hawk of Battle]

"A bomb's a bad choice for close range combat."
-JC Denton

"Zeus! Your son has returned! And I have brought the destruction of Olympus!!"
-Kratos

"You exist because we allow it, and you will end, because we demand it."
-Sovereign

"I'm gona kill Praxis!"
-Jak (first words)

 

[Vigormortis]

Honestly? It's hard to choose, so I'll just say just about any one-liner from any of the following:

Portal
Portal 2
Left 4 Dead
Left 4 Dead 2
Team Fortress 2
Psychonauts
Duke Nukem 3D
Metal Arms
Conker's Bad Fur Day

And a gem from the last in the list:

"...egh, clean slate. Ja, clean slate. Erm, mmm, let's see now. Uh...anti-gravity chocolate? Eh, er, it's kind of vorking. Mmm. Yep. Out the ****ing vindow with that."

 

[CrazyCapnMorgan]

"Forsake the land to see the sea...see?" ~ Penguin Pirate - Legend of Mana

That would be "Forsake the lake to see the sea...see?" from Legend of Mana, "Gorgon Eye" mission. Thank you PS3 fo having that classic!

OT:

"NO ONE can stop me now!" Sprite, Secret of Mana - after receiving magic from Undine.

GAK! I knew I got that wrong.

Ah well, lotta great quotes in that game.

Indeed, especially when you finish the "Gilbert: School Amore" mission and then talk to the cactus in your room. His response:

"He got hard?"

XD Yes, yes he did.....

 

[2733]

he only looks tough because his mother was an ugly ***** -Sylvia, no more heroes
It's time to unleash the asskickulater! -timesplitters FP
What is so impressive about shouting? maiyic (I can't spell it) can shout all he wants.-skyrim

 

[Jedoro]

"Oh crap!" -Garrus, ME3, upon seeing a bomb left by Cerberus in an elevator.

 

[Strain42]

"Forsake the land to see the sea...see?" ~ Penguin Pirate - Legend of Mana

That would be "Forsake the lake to see the sea...see?" from Legend of Mana, "Gorgon Eye" mission. Thank you PS3 fo having that classic!

OT:

"NO ONE can stop me now!" Sprite, Secret of Mana - after receiving magic from Undine.

GAK! I knew I got that wrong.

Ah well, lotta great quotes in that game.

Indeed, especially when you finish the "Gilbert: School Amore" mission and then talk to the cactus in your room. His response:

"He got hard?"

XD Yes, yes he did.....

I love that little guy.

...the cactus, I mean. Not the guy who got hard >_>

 

[Silvianoshei]

"I can not be caged. I cannot be controlled. Understand this as you die, ever pathetic, ever fools."

- Joneleth Irenicus, BG2: SoA

 

[Pearwood]

Almost made that game worth it.

 

[Warped_Ghost]

This is in text only but it's still my favorite.
Mass effect 2
DLC Shadow Broker
Zaeed: The blood pack always liked their pilots incredible god dam stupid.