Favorite videogame one liner.

[distortedreality]

JC Denton, in the fwresh.

 

[MBaskerville]

It would have to be

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

Seems nearly almost the entire NCR army almost wishes for that on a regular basis.

 

[thespyisdead]

"The only way they'll detect us is if you start singing the Russian national anthem."

-Joker



*Shepard starts singing*
meanwhile in the geth collective:
"Do you detect that faint music?"
"Quarians high as fuck, thinking they're humans and shit"

 

[Flack]

I'll give you a bad case of someone just shot me in the head if you don't hurry up.

-John Marsden

 

[TheOneBearded]

You big stupid jellyfish!

-Commander Shepard (ME3) Comedy gold we have right here.

 

[Cheesus333]

"Anyone who gets in our way is either stupid, or on Saren's payroll. Killing one is business. Killing the other is a favour to the universe."
- Urdnot Wrex, on justifying every kill in Mass Effect.

It would have to be

"Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter"

Seems nearly almost the entire NCR army almost wishes for that on a regular basis.

"Heard some more people got attacked last night."
- Every citizen of Freeside. All of them. All the time.

Or as I now hear it.

"Hurts more pizza bought a tack last night."

 

[Relish in Chaos]

?You must defeat my Dragon Punch to stand a chance.? ? Ryu, Street Fighter II

?I will meditate and then destroy you.? ? Dhalsim, Street Fighter II

 

[TheSeventhLoneWolf]

Personally, I've got to say it is when R110 develops a personality in TimeSplitters: Future perfect and starts shouting obscurities at his fellow mechanical counterparts whom he would like to feed his laser to. Things along the line of "Eat my laser, eat it."

 

[arkwright]

Anything Gordon freeman say's.

he always cracks me up.

 

[distortedreality]

Anything Gordon freeman say's.

he always cracks me up.

Having John Cleese as a voice actor definitely helps.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

"You big, stupid, jellyfish!"

 

[EyeReaper]

"A match? No... This will be a massacre!"
-Hakumen, Blazblue

 

[Rai^3]

"VAE VICTUS!" - Kain

You have earned THIS MUCH respect from me.

"Bravery is not a function of firepower"- JC Denton.

Also far from a one-liner, but this [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COwfIhvRtNw] always stood out to me.

 

[Snowbell]

'Next time I'll use explosives. Explosives shaped like silver bananas! Keeps away thieves, monkeys and monkey-thieves in one fell swoop!'

Not technically a one-liner, but it's the only line I can remember from any game, and the funniest.

 

[snappydog]

I AM ERROR
you son of a submariner

 

[Xenowolf]

"Oh my god this is so exciting! Let's make out!"
-Lili, Psychonauts

"Get your meat pies here!"
-Sorex, Skyrim

Also, just about anything from Portal.

 

[Dragoon]

Oh how could this have not been mentioned yet, a classic

 

[The Forces of Chaos]

Anything from Dawn of War : Dark Crusade I would think qualifies.

 

[Wintermoot]

ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
WELCOME TO THE FANTASY ZONE
because he,s a big stupid jellyfish

 

[Bvenged]

Everything said by Haggard and Sweetwater in Battlefield Bad Company 2 and 1

This. Some funny-ass writing right there.

Also, I like the quote: "War. War never changes." Has impact behind it.

I never thought much of Bioshock. Just some game set in a dystopia and you're trying to get the hell out. That was, until I got a good few hours in:

"Would you kindly..."

Sure.

"Thanks, now would you Kindly?"

Yep.

"If you're gonna' get out of here you're gonna' need my help, now would you kindly..."

Sure, sure. of course I will.

That game holds the best narrative I have ever seen to date. If you have never played it and don't get what I'm getting at, good. Go and buy this game now, your money could be spent better on little else.