Favorite Yahtzee Line on Zero Punctuation
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"The Xbox 360 is like the good dependable Labrador that occasionally pisses itself and dies"
I said this one in my English class and had everyone in hysterics
I said this one in my English class and had everyone in hysterics
"'Pause?!' it seemed to say. 'What kind of ****** are you?! I don't care if you have to answer the phone, real gamers have no friends!'"
From his Demon's Souls review.
From his Demon's Souls review.
"Hypothetically if I wasn't an idiot and talked him into doing voices for my video game I'd have him voice a character named Captain Dynamite, who has a face like Frank Zappa and nuclear missles instead of legs. He'd fly around the player in a magic space buggy for the entire course of the game sprinkling rose petals and friendship." -Fallout 3 review
"All is not well in whatever-the-hell-city-this-is-ville." -Condemned 2: Bloodshot reveiw
"There's a final boss sequence in Condemned 1 where you run around a claustropobic labyrinth with a serial killer in hot pursuit. It's really intense and generally terrifying. Part of what makes it so effective is that it takes place in a normal house exactly oh let's say for example YOURS! Right down to the pyschotic serial killer who lives under your bed and is standing behind you right now, but don't look because that'll really piss him off! Condemned 2 by contrast ends on this stupid sci-fi tower thing resembling something the Combine would throw together if they were all drunk. And the piss-easy final boss fight ends with you shouting so loud his brain explodes. I wish I was fucking kidding!" -Also Condemned 2: Bloodshot review
"All is not well in whatever-the-hell-city-this-is-ville." -Condemned 2: Bloodshot reveiw
"There's a final boss sequence in Condemned 1 where you run around a claustropobic labyrinth with a serial killer in hot pursuit. It's really intense and generally terrifying. Part of what makes it so effective is that it takes place in a normal house exactly oh let's say for example YOURS! Right down to the pyschotic serial killer who lives under your bed and is standing behind you right now, but don't look because that'll really piss him off! Condemned 2 by contrast ends on this stupid sci-fi tower thing resembling something the Combine would throw together if they were all drunk. And the piss-easy final boss fight ends with you shouting so loud his brain explodes. I wish I was fucking kidding!" -Also Condemned 2: Bloodshot review
"Most of the guns are fisher-price monstrosities that unsatisfyingly pew-pew their way through hordes of slavering cliches!"
"Unless you consider a hilaaarious south african accent to be a mutation, China!" (Said in a hilaaarious sawth effricen excent)
"Unless you consider a hilaaarious south african accent to be a mutation, China!" (Said in a hilaaarious sawth effricen excent)
Oh and This. It had me in stitches the first time and I had to pause the video lol.ramik81 said:
"The day I shell out seventy bucks for an exspansion pack is the day I eat razor wire, pull the end out of my ass, and floss myself to death." I like it because I think I'll do the same thing if I ever pay money every month to keep playing an MMO (or any game really, MMOs are the only games I know that do this) I already payed fifty bucks for. How can they justify that anyway?
