Feed Dump: Hot Nurses and Pregnant Chimps
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Kinda?Vanquishuer said:
I knew going in that it would just be me. I thought it would be fun to try!
It's been a while since Phailhaüs and I wanted to give it a shot.
Also, yes, no one else was readily available.
I can't decide whether or not I want to watch that, because I'm afraid you're trying to get my attention by implying that the hot nurses and the pregnant chimps are somehow related to each other and I don't want to encourage that behavior in the news.
But then, it's not like this is really serious news, so does that make it okay?
But then, it's not like this is really serious news, so does that make it okay?
I personnaly love phailhaus. Only thing missing would be the small town paper with troll baking. Then it would be pheed dhump.Graham_LRR said:
Graham, to quote my personal hero T.J. Lavin*, "You killed it."
Seriously though, this was absolutely hysterical. I was laughing the entire time, and it really brought me back to the Phailhous days (don't know how to do an umlaut, sorry). I'd actually appreciate a good mix of these in the future, as a lot of the time I feel like you get overshadowed by the crew you bring with you by having to play the straight man telling the news, and you're too funny to be pushed to the background. Don't get me wrong; I love the rest of the LRR crew too. I just like it when funny Graham is hysterically funny.
*Disclaimer, man in question may or may not actually be my personal hero.
Seriously though, this was absolutely hysterical. I was laughing the entire time, and it really brought me back to the Phailhous days (don't know how to do an umlaut, sorry). I'd actually appreciate a good mix of these in the future, as a lot of the time I feel like you get overshadowed by the crew you bring with you by having to play the straight man telling the news, and you're too funny to be pushed to the background. Don't get me wrong; I love the rest of the LRR crew too. I just like it when funny Graham is hysterically funny.
*Disclaimer, man in question may or may not actually be my personal hero.
Here's what you do for next weeks Feed Dump.
Step 1. Lure the LRR crew into the Feed Dump room with a tray of cupcakes.
Step 2. Make sure they're really cheap cupcakes.
Step 3. Lock the doors when you get at least three in the room.
Step 4. Make them film Feed Dump or they get no milk to wash the cupcakes down.
Results - Sweet Revenge!
Step 1. Lure the LRR crew into the Feed Dump room with a tray of cupcakes.
Step 2. Make sure they're really cheap cupcakes.
Step 3. Lock the doors when you get at least three in the room.
Step 4. Make them film Feed Dump or they get no milk to wash the cupcakes down.
Results - Sweet Revenge!
A Triple Deckered Hat of Power you say?
Well then everyone should bow down before my Quad-Deckered Hat of...something
Well then everyone should bow down before my Quad-Deckered Hat of...something
I can't decide if I want more of this, or less of this. But, I can say that I think this is how Graham would handle being stranded Cast Away style, except he would start to remember and apply the traits of the rest of LRR, possibly even finding items and debris that vaguely resembled the rest of the crew. I could just see Coconut Paul talking to Moss Covered Rock Matt, all joking with Inexplicable Kitten Kathleen.
Dont hte KKK have a really cool dragon title too? cant we take that back as well? i mean grand wizard is awesome, but when you get a dragon in the title, thats just so much more awesome sounding and powerful.
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also how long itll we get a cracked article about this teenage ref for his giant balls? cause they seem to be the authority on gigantic balls.
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also how long itll we get a cracked article about this teenage ref for his giant balls? cause they seem to be the authority on gigantic balls.
