Fetishes you will NEVER understand

[Quadocky]

There is no need to understand them, they are merely deviations from what is commonly accepted as erotic.

The problem I see is that people are attempting to put a pre-conceived cultural perception upon the nature of fetishes which just makes it much more complex than it really is.

 

[Guitarmasterx7]

I do not see anything remotely sexual about the foot and the fact that it's the most common fetish perplexes me, but I can at least understand the psychology of anything that can be perceived as intimate. Anything that's exploring someone's body as well as what goes into and comes out of it might not do it for me, but it at least somehow makes sense.

I don't get things that are just completely nonsexual like balloons popping or teddy bear fetishes or shit like that.

 

[TakeyB0y2]

Fire porn.

Spoiler: Like this?

OT: Vore... I'm kinda vorephobic and cannot stand to watch movies or play games where segments of the story take place inside the body of something (whenever I play Ocarina of Time I have to have someone else do Jabu Jabu's Belly while I stay in another room, for example).

Also, fursuits. And this is coming from someone who enjoys the furry fandom. Really good furry artists can draw some REALLY attractive stuff. But fursuits? Blegh.

Adult babies. Just... Gross to think about.

Urethral penetration. Just sounds seriously painful.

Rimming. I don't understand how you can want your mouth around that area.

 

[Zack Alklazaris]

I understand all of it from bondage (total release of control) to drug play (complete control) and all the fetishes in between, but I just don't get the whole furies thing. That and poop sex.

What makes you want to dress like an animal and have sex with other "animals" or smear crap all over each other... just sounds like a way to vomit.

Can anyone give me a reason? I'm a pretty understanding person, but even I can't figure out this one.

 

[WanderingFool]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

Maybe they strap boobs to a male body?

None, really. Some people like different stuff than me - big deal. I might not like them, but I can understand them - people are just weird - that's understanding enough for me. Except for this user [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/] - I know your fetish and I find you a repulsive, disgusting human being.

Yeah, that guy is fucked up...

OT: I dont bother with people who have sexual fetishes, so long as their fetishes harm no one but themselves.

 

[ludusprime]

What constitutes as sexual is entirely subjective. You might define it has having to do with sexual organs but I would say thats very limiting. A lot of people get aroused from being touched in a certain way such as along the ribs or neck.

I once dated a girl who was really turned on by certain haircuts. And I find a lot of people get hot and bothered by biting. As for blood, I'd say that just stands out as strange because it isn't terribly common. If it freaks you out you don't have to part take in it if you don't want to. And you may just want to thank your lucky stars it isn't something worse. Coprophilia is a thing after all.

 

[apollo278]

Consensual, straight, missionary sex. I want to to vomit just thinking about it. What is wrong with these people!?

 

[WouldYouKindly]

Couldn't help but read this thread.

Now I'm scarred for life.

Spend any amount of time on the net, and that's an inevitability.

There are more than a few harmless and not terribly gross ones that I don't understand. Eating or feeding fetishes, feet, popping balloons, that creepy one where the guy pretends to be a baby. Strange, but not gross or anything.

The more disgusting ones, I don't even get it and I don't try. Don't understand and don't want to.

 

[Innegativeion]

Feet. Furries/fatties/etc I can understand because it's all the same sexual bits with different wrapping, and the various pain fetishes are because the pleasure and pain sections of the brain are neighbors (same reason some people sneeze when they see a bright light)...but feet? I really do not understand how feet are at all sexy.

Fun fact: sexual and feet identification parts of the brain are also neighbors.


Really by nature a fetish can't be truly understood by anyone who doesn't have it. Fetishes are not chosen, and usually even those with them couldn't adequately explain why they have them. It's just a quirk of the human brain. The closest one can get is understanding fetishes in general, thereby coming to accept the existence of them in one's self or others.

 

[Blackfire001]

Urine
Scat
Vore/Gore
BDSM
S&M
Overweight
Inflation
Anal fisting
bestiality
necrophilia

Furies, as I am one myself, is less about sex and more about complete and total acceptance of your individual self compared to the real world. It doesn't matter what kind of furry you are. If your male playing a female, female to male, straight, gay, or any type of sexuality. The furry culture is one of acceptance and most furies are greeted equally everywhere by their brethren. Think of it like an international non-violent Gang. This acceptance is one of the reasons there is a large LGBT community. In fact being straight is almost a rarity in some circles of furrism. As for sex, its simply the next step is personal acceptance. Sex is thee most intimate thing a person can do with someone else. If your with a group of people for x number of time romantic feelings will happen. Its only natural the need for romance would want to flow into the furry persona or acceptance of individual self. Also look at all known "furry" or Anthromorphic cartoon characters in the world. Some are sexier then others. I bet many of you had some sort of fantasy involving a cartoon character. Krystal from star fox is a great example. Even if your not a furry. There is a high chance you find her attractive. Because she was designed with attractive human female qualities.

Furries have gotten alot of bad light because of that damn CSI episode and a few extreme's to the method. Every group tends to get a bad light because of the extremes. Look at guns and politics now.

Beastiality. I can understand this one completely. You have a 100% loyal companion that will love you unconditionally that will go at it when ever you want as much as you want. No need for a condom. You'll never get pregnant. Your in charge of the relationship. All you ahve to do is walk them, feed them, and bath them ones in awhile. In terms of K9's they can protect you better then most guys. They're "anatomy" actually enhances sex with their knot because the knot swells and pushes on a woman's g-spot. Also a misconception is that "zoos" are raping their animals. That's not true in most cases(Like furries there are extremes, the culture itself does have self imposed rules however). Animals if they don't want to do anything, you can't force them. They will fight back more then a human will. A dog will bite, a horse will trample, and most other specialty aspects of "zoo" are rare and dangerous.

Want to know what I don't get? Looners. People who are sexually attracted to popping balloons with their body. I shit you not. They get off to the build up of anxiety in their body as they are to pop the balloon.

 

[Ryan Minns]

Hmm... don't understand I'd have to say scat but that's just a lack of understanding. I don't even slightly disapprove of anything sexual as long as neither party is harmed (And I mean harmed in a bad way, if you want to be hurt that's perfectly fine)
I can wrap my head around a lot of 'strange' things. If it feels good and you want it I'd say charge in and do it. I personally don't get aroused by most of the fetishes many consider bizarre but I still understand most of them. That attitude had helped me quite well n the past to understand peoples point of view, some people trust me enough to come to me for advice on safe ways to do things and even assist them if required. It's nothing to be frowned at. It's just sex(ual things)

 

[verdant monkai]

Because it tingles, bro. Like. REALLY. Tingles. It's like, the pain is hot and during the act it feels...um...I dunno. It's hard to put into words. But it's also why most men in college with have great big scars down their backs.

Dude I just dont get it. Would it feel good for you if a bunch of guys came over and beat you up? Or does it have to be more controlled?

 

[Random Argument Man]

I have no problem with anal and oral as long things are clean. I never founded foot fetished sexy. One of my exs wanted me to do it. It pretty much cutted my groove. I won't get into specifics though.

I also never got the idea of gimp suit. You don't seem to breath in these things.

 

[Ldude893]

I read up from some library book about a guy who had a fetish for blowing up trains.

I'm freaking serious.

 

[SuperScrub]

Dickgirls. I have a feeling that most people who feel the need or fixation to strap a penis onto a woman's body are in some manner lying to themselves.

Maybe they strap boobs to a male body?

None, really. Some people like different stuff than me - big deal. I might not like them, but I can understand them - people are just weird - that's understanding enough for me. Except for this user [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/profiles/view/] - I know your fetish and I find you a repulsive, disgusting human being.

That wasn't very nice.

 

[The Thinker]

Some people carry around crosses on their necklaces like it'll save their life or something. I don't get it. Maybe if you live near vampires?
[sub][sub]Zing![/sub][/sub]

 

[Slenn]

I feel like most of these COULD be explained. It's just that human knowledge base and the expansive net of communication has grown so complex and big, that you could think of anything. However a fetish has to have an origin.

There are some that I admit were really funny when I came across them.

The one that I found most interesting was the egg laying fetish. Like frog eggs, or egg sacks or large ostrich-like eggs. I really cringed. I guess you could extrapolate it to finding a woman giving birth is sexy. But.... still it's so many magnitudes of "what the heck?" to me XD.