Fox News Says Bulletstorm Could Make You a Rapist

Tanner The Monotone

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I understand what they're trying to say, but most research shows that video games do not incite violence. So I think it's time to lay off this excuse to condemn video games.
 

maddawg IAJI

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I'd love it if the FCC could charge people for making up statistics. Fox News would have gone bankrupt years ago.

That said, its Fox News, whatever they don't like must be good!
 

Canadamus Prime

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Taluien said:
Warning, Parental Advisory:

Prolonged exposure to any FOX programming can and will make you an insufferable imbecile over time.
Assuming, of course, that you're not an insufferable imbecile already.

It can cause serious damage to young minds eh? No shit, that's why young minds aren't supposed to be be playing it!
 

K_Dub

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I'm just surprised that it took them this long to figure out this game existed.

On a side note, I'm so pumped for when Duke Nukem Forever comes out. They're gonna shit bricks when they get their hands on that game! And it will be hilarious.
 

Daverson

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Yeah, I can build up an argument like this too, watch:

Between 1994 and 1996 there were over 787,000 women raped in the US, long before the advent of "Bulletstorm", but not before the advent of "Fox News". Coincidence? I think not.

See? Not that difficult, is it?

As for you, Mr O'Reilly, it's called "Cause and Effect", not, "Effect and Cause". We're on Earth, because it's capable of supporting life. The Earth isn't capable of supporting life just because we're here.
 

lacktheknack

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cursedseishi said:
Woodsey said:
Fox News is both informative and intelligent.

See, I can make shit up too.
Aye, basic college 101 teaches you that Correlation is not Causation.


Which proves my theory that everyone working at Fox News have yet to pass kindergarden. Why kindergarden? Because my expert said so, and I trust my dogs word more than I trust Fox News.
Your dogs speak to you??

Have you seen a psychologist recently?
 

Jaebird

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I want to facepalm to this, but I'm afraid my hand will pass through my skull.
 

Abedeus

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Well, people said Diablo 2 will turn me into a satanist, and I don't see an-

HAIL DOMINIUM SATANICUM!!

[sub]screw you latin majors[/sub]
 

Merlin Marston

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I've said it once and i'll say it again, it has NEVER been a problem with stores selling Mature games to kids, its the fact that the Parents just don't give two S***s about what their kids are buying.
 

BanthaFodder

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Fox just doesnt get it... listen, Fox, you're making fools of yourselves. infront of EVERYONE. you are basically saying that it's okay for parents to be neglegent and totally in the dark when it comes to what their kids are doing because it's someone else's responsability to make sure children are exposed to appropriate material. this is bullshit. what you're doing is no different than someone complaining that their child was exposed to topics like rape and murder on Fox News. parents need actually raise their own kids, and you are more or less telling parents that they don't need to. no one is saying that games like Bulletstorm aren't bad for kids to watch (causing an increase in rape however, is merely the ramblings of a downright hack. you've been had.), but the parents are the ones who are supposed to make sure their child isn't exposed to that.
 

Jaser

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I am a supporter of FoxNews, because I support people making fools of themselves on television on a daily basis. Seriously though, the only news I trust anymore is from Comedy Central, which is very sad considering it's not even an actual news network. Maybe MSNBC. They're pretty good too.
 

cocoadog

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I'm so proud of bulletstorm now I may purchase it twice, and send one copy to fox with a troll face and a note that says " problem newsfags?".
 

Reed Spacer

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cursedseishi said:
lacktheknack said:
cursedseishi said:
Woodsey said:
Fox News is both informative and intelligent.

See, I can make shit up too.
Aye, basic college 101 teaches you that Correlation is not Causation.


Which proves my theory that everyone working at Fox News have yet to pass kindergarden. Why kindergarden? Because my expert said so, and I trust my dogs word more than I trust Fox News.
Your dogs speak to you??

Have you seen a psychologist recently?
He doesn't speak. What he does is run up to his food bowl, knocks it over, and rolls around and knocks all the pieces of kibble about. Those kibbles get knocked about and arranged in a way that forms words.
Mine just farts at me if I don't feed him quickly enough.
 

Tarminuus

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Awwwww.... isn't it cute when 50-something-year-olds refuse to submit to modern technology and try, instead, to say it's a bad thing corrupting the minds of the youth? It always makes my day!