And here is my response to her response. I hope you enjoy reading it as I enjoyed writing it. My apologies for this wall of text:
Lady, with all due respect, you are anything but a profession writer.
Now excuse me as I ponder about how someone like me, being a pretty dedicated gamer and all since I was six, could breeze through 12-13 years of school while constantly remaining at the top 3 of the class in terms of academical and social skills and knowledge...
Well that didn't take too long. I'll go ahead and look forward to how college will be when I start in about six months from now. Bachelor degree of social and political science...I like the sound of that, it's catchy. Perhaps I will find further use of my extensive vault of knowledge concerning many things between heaven and earth besides what little they taught me in school, when I continue to learn about social studies by going for a masters or magistrate degree after I've achieved the first one...
Thank god I had games, books, Discovery Channel and a good mother to teach about the wrongness of doing like all the other, non-gamer kids, who frequently drink themselves to the point where the alcohol in their blood threatens to spontaneously catch fire and incinerate their oh so lucky non-gamer brains. If only they could get content with that, but no, they are non-gamers, they simply must use their extensive, uncorrupted and tanned heads to spread more of their wonderful genius in this world.
Goodbye now, lady-not-so-professional writer. Be careful, I can hear someone else expressing themselves through a harmless medium directed at the appropriate age-group. You better bring out the big guns. I hear Picasso was a nut, you should start insulting every person in the world who enjoys art. Hell, why stop there! Any culture except your overzealous, mind-blowing, gun-loving freakshow is an abomination and against God. The same dude who gave us free will and a consciousness to decide for ourselves what is right or wrong, and who taught us not to judge others lest we ourselves want to be judged.
Also, I'm surprised at how much you know about Harry Potter. If you only knew half as much about other things, you could have saved yourself from the searing flames of eternal ignorance. Too bad. Maybe you should meet my grandmother, she always says Harry Potter was made by the devil, and considering the writer of that is J.K Rowling, I'm starting to think that even my 80-year old illiterate grandmother has more sense, tolerance, and well-founded facts to support her thesis than you do.