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Dwarvenhobble

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So having CONGRESSMEN ON THE FLOOR OF GOVERNMENT hurling accusations and their idealogical talking heads calling you a wife beater who needs to be arrested immediately doesn't count as "cancelled".
Welcome to politics where everything is hot air and only the public think the points matter

I'll add Gary Condit to the pot too.
Looking this up on Wikipedia the guy who was connected to a 23 year olds disappearance who had a string of extramarital affairs and may or may not have also regularly used the services of escorts and also seems to have lied to police and hampered an investigation?

I dunno how much that count as a cancellation when just hampering an investigation could lose a politician their seat especially if they get de-selected by the party. Probably didn't help he cause problems for Bill over his whole incident.
 

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Laughing at death and suffering is a very evil thing to do. If you do this, you should take a step back and reevaluate whether or not you are really "the good guys" that you think you are.

I'm not accusing you of doing this, but rather the twitter guy, and the 3.3K people who gave a like to his post.

And also this guy:


This is disgusting.
 
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Causing it, however, is righteous.
Makes you think. Does anti-vax make you righteously suicidal?

Anyway, you can pretend that someone dying is just them being a crisis actor. That's righteous. 'Laughing' because someone decided to make sure they got Covid and are dying. You've done a naughty.
 

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Causing it, however, is righteous.
Ah yes you mean like the mostly peaceful burning down of independent businesses that happened last year about this time and said owners being told to they should feel happy because it was all for a good cause?
 

Dwarvenhobble

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Makes you think. Does anti-vax make you righteously suicidal?

Anyway, you can pretend that someone dying is just them being a crisis actor. That's righteous. 'Laughing' because someone decided to make sure they got Covid and are dying. You've done a naughty.
Weird of you to assume Kyle's lawyer / ex lawyer got Covid due to a political position and not merely because people literally get covid still. Even vaccinated it's only a 90% chance to avoid serious Covid and a 73% chance to avoid getting any form of it. Vaccines aren't perfect, they never have been that's why mass vaccination is needed to get heard immunity.

Dude could well have had 2 jabs been wearing masks all the time and got unlucky cause he didn't wash his hands after touching a door handle then scratched his ear.
 

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I mean we really shouldn't bring it up especially if you're going to talk bullshit about stuff when the mains lives ruined by it would be Chloe Segal and (though this happened after said event so it can be discussed I think) Alec Holowka.
Who do you think was responsible for Chloe suicide?
 

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Laughing at death and suffering is a very evil thing to do. If you do this, you should take a step back and reevaluate whether or not you are really "the good guys" that you think you are.
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Human beings have limited amounts of empathy. I'm not going to burn my own stash out on people taking horse anti-parasitics because they don't trust the FDA. I mean fuck's sake, wearing a mask is the easiest goddamned thing in the world and if these adult toddlers gave one iota of a shit about their community, their fellow citizens, or humanity in general it wouldn't be an issue. So, with a finite supply of empathy and dozens if not hundreds of tragedies playing out both in my community and the world at large on any given day, why do you expect me to spare any for them?
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I don't give the slightest shit if a bunch of scum sucking MeMeMe assholes think I'm a bad person. I worked retail, they already don't consider me to be a real human. They've already proven that they won't do the easiest thing in the world to try and help me out. They will go out of their way to spend a huge amount of time and a considerable amount of money to avoid doing the easiest thing in the world to try and help me out.
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And considering that the Venn diagram for these people heavily overlaps with the "you are an Essential Worker, you don't deserve a bonus or a living wage and fuck you for complaining about dying for The Line and we wish we could've sent everybody back to work with no protection" demographic, they're fucking lucky that all I'm doing is pointing and laughing when they inevitably bite it.

The fuck did they expect? It's like when a dude puts a gun in his waistband and shoots himself in the dick. It's hilarious.
 
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. (AP) — A man upset over state-ordered coronavirus restrictions was sentenced to just over six years in prison Wednesday for planning to kidnap Michigan Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, a significant break that reflected his quick decision to cooperate and help agents build cases against others.

Ty Garbin admitted his role in the alleged scheme weeks after his arrest last fall. He is among six men charged in federal court but the only one to plead guilty so far. It was a key victory for prosecutors as they try to prove an astonishing plot against the rest.

Garbin apologized to Whitmer, who was not in court, and her family.

“I cannot even begin to imagine the amount of stress and fear her family felt because of my actions. And for that I am truly sorry,” the 25-year-old aviation mechanic told the judge.

In his plea agreement, Garbin said the six men trained at his property near Luther, Michigan, constructing a “shoot house” to resemble Whitmer’s vacation home and “assaulting it with firearms.”

The government, noting Garbin’s exceptional cooperation, asked U.S. District Judge Robert Jonker to give him credit for helping investigators reinforce their case against his co-defendants.

The “Constitution is designed to ensure that we work out our fundamental and different views peacefully, not at the point of a gun, not with some other blunt force threat or a kidnapping conspiracy,” the judge said.

Prosecutors recommended a nine-year prison term. But Jonker went shorter, at 6 1/4 years, saying he was convinced that Garbin was an “excellent prospect” to stay out of trouble when released from prison.

The government and Garbin’s lawyers took turns praising his willingness to admit guilt even before investigators revealed all the evidence following his arrest.

Garbin “didn’t hold back,” Assistant U.S. Attorney Nils Kessler said. “He would come out and say, ‘We planned to do this and I was knowingly a part of it.’ He sat for hours answering all of our questions.”

Indeed, defense attorney Gary Springstead told the judge that Garbin “is going to be a star witness” against the others. He later told reporters that Garbin “can tell what was in his mind at the time, which is that this wasn’t some fanciful plot. This was real. And he can tell the government why he believes other people had the same intent that he did and show them where to look.”

“Ty Garbin testified in front of the grand jury in support of the indictment that got him indicted. He is truly, genuinely and sincerely sorry,” said Mark Satawa, another defense lawyer.

When the kidnapping case was filed in October, Whitmer, a Democrat, pinned some blame on then-President Donald Trump, saying his refusal to denounce far-right groups had inspired extremists across the U.S. It added even more heat to the final weeks of a tumultuous election season. Trump had earlier urged supporters to “LIBERATE” Michigan from stay-at-home mandates.

Whitmer wrote a victim impact statement to the judge, saying, “things will never be the same.”

“Threats continue,” she said in June. “I have looked out my windows and seen large groups of heavily armed people within 30 yards of my home. I have seen myself hung in effigy. Days ago at a demonstration there was a sign that called for ‘burning the witch.’”

Last year, Whitmer put major restrictions on personal movement and the economy because of COVID-19, although many limits have since been lifted. The Michigan Capitol was the site of rallies, including ones with gun-toting protesters calling for the governor’s removal.

Some of those accused in the plot, including defendants charged in state court, joined the protests. Prosecutors have said the ringleader initially talked of recruiting 200 men to storm the building, take hostages and “execute tyrants.”

“The plots and threats against me, no matter how disturbing, could not deter me from doing everything I could to save as many lives as possible by listening to medical and health experts,” Whitmer said. “To me it is very simple: this had to be the priority.”
 

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Oh look! Election fraud! Like...actual real fraud, by...hmm!


FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla. (AP) — A sham candidate for the Florida Legislature pleaded guilty Tuesday to being part of a vote siphoning scheme in last year’s election and will testify against a former Republican state senator who prosecutors say ran it.

Alex Rodríguez agreed to testify against former Sen. Frank Artiles after pleading guilty in Miami-Dade County to accepting illegal campaign donations and lying on campaign documents. He will receive three years probation if he cooperates, including a year of house arrest. He had faced a possible 20-year prison sentence.

Prosecutors charged Artiles in March with felony campaign fraud charges, saying he secretly gave more than $44,000 to Rodriguez so that he could run in the 2020 election to confuse voters and siphon ballots from then-Democratic incumbent, Sen. Jose Javier Rodríguez. The funds allegedly came from a dark money source. Artiles has pleaded not guilty.

Alex Rodríguez, a 55-year-old auto parts salesman with no political experience, ran as an independent in the three-way race in Miami-Dade County, pulling in 6,000 votes. The race was won by Republican Ileana García by just 32 votes. She is not implicated in the scheme.

“I am deeply sorry for my actions and I want to apologize to my family, my loved ones and my friends,” Alex Rodríguez tearfully told the court, according to news outlets. “I would like to publicly offer a sincere apology to the residents of Florida District Senate 37 including Sen. Jose Javier Rodríguez, the people of Miami-Dade County and the state of Florida, and anyone else who was affected by my actions.”

Miami-Dade State Attorney Katherine Fernández Rundle said in a statement that the guilty plea “is an important step in the effort to restore honesty to Florida’s election process, which has been tarnished too long by almost invisible, independent and write-in candidates.”

Artiles’ attorney, Frank Quintero, said Tuesday that his client denies doing anything illegal. He accused investigators of trying to secretly use Rodriguez as an “agent for the state” against Artiles.

“We are looking forward to deposing him,” Quintero said.

A Miami Police Department investigator’s affidavit details multiple discussions about money between Artiles and Alex Rodríguez, starting with a discussion about why Rodríguez should file to run in the state Senate race.

“Rodríguez would run as an independent with the same last name as the incumbent candidate (Jose Javier Rodríguez) in an attempt to confuse voters and siphon votes from the incumbent,” the affidavit says.

But Alex Rodríguez had money troubles, so he came up with various requests to obtain cash from Artiles, according to the affidavit. At one point, Rodríguez said he could get a used Range Rover for Artiles for $10,900, and Artiles agreed.


“It should be noted that the Range Rover did not actually exist. It was a fiction created by Rodríguez to get more of the money that he felt he was owed,” the affidavit says.

Artiles, who represented a Miami-area district, is no stranger to controversy.

In 2017, he resigned from the Senate after using racial slurs in a conversation with two Black legislators in a Tallahassee bar. Then it was revealed that Artiles used money from his political committee to hire a former Playboy model and Hooters girl as a consultant.

Before that, Artiles, a Cuban-American, served three terms in the state House from a Miami-Dade district. He was then elected to the Senate before his resignation. He also served in the Marine Corps.
 
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No, there's not a limit on empathy. You're rationalizing why it's ok for you to hate people you disagree with.
You don't have much empathy for actual real victims, so it's nothing but hypocritical shit you're spouting. You do even give a shit about the idiots that got themselves in to their own mess.

The fucker should have gotten 10 years total, but it will do. I have no sympathy for any of those terrorists.
 

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Covid deniers getting covid actually isn't very funny. Its a virus so someone with bad intentions getting it might end up spreading it to someone with good intentions.
 
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Covid deniers getting covid actually isn't very funny. Its a virus so someone with bad intentions getting it might end up spreading it to someone with good intentions.
Don't get me wrong, I won't be laughing too often, but I'm sure as hell not going to cry for them. They're part of the problem, cuz when they do get infected, certain ones will still deny an act as if nothing's wrong. It's how that crap spread it so fast in the first place either they're in and out and about it, we're chose to hide it spreading it to others. I remember during early at the height of the pandemic there were people still going out when they weren't supposed to, and they knew they were freaking infected.
 
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