Funny events in anti-woke world

[Chimpzy]

Nah, some entrepreneuring people will come up with anti-woke alternatives with a 300% markup and rake in all the moneys.

True that. Grift with a side of faux martyrdom

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Of course. Being slammed mercilessly in the ass by a more dominant white alpha is the greatest, whitest and manliest thing one can aspire to.

Be that as it may, it doesn't explain the lemonade.

 

[Cheetodust]

I saw one dipshit on twitter saying that you can easily duplicate chick fil a at home so you should boycott them... And just buy their sauce online.

 

[crimson5pheonix]

If you remember, cop city is the plan by Atlanta to cut down a forest to make a fake city for cops to train in urban warfare against civilians. They've already killed unarmed protesters, and now they're arresting bail funds and people putting out flyers. It looks like they're going to hit the bail fund with RICO suits on bogus charges.

 

[TheMysteriousGX]

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Nah, some entrepreneuring people will come up with anti-woke alternatives with a 300% markup and rake in all the moneys.

"Force the women in your life to wear transparent skirts! Men deserve to be sure that she's a she!"

 

[RhombusHatesYou]

Being slammed mercilessly in the ass by a more dominant white alpha is the greatest, whitest and manliest thing one can aspire to.

Chuck Tingle pivoting to writing right-wing self help books.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Ok, I went on youtube to find it before checking if it was said it in the comments (which it was) , but the audio was taken from a vid from almost 20 years ago.

 

[Trunkage]

I saw one dipshit on twitter saying that you can easily duplicate chick fil a at home so you should boycott them... And just buy their sauce online.

As a person whose has never had Chik Fil A, I cannot understand why you would need to replicate it

I have no need to replicate any fast food from Subway to KFC to GYG. And I like GYG

 

[Trunkage]

For context, one of the other things in the headlines right now is the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, who among their schticks have done parodies of the Catholic mass except the chalice they share is filled with fake semen.

Oh man, you reminded me of these guys. While it gave me a laugh, it reminded me.of stupid trolling

So, its a wash

 

[tstorm823]

As a person whose has never had Chik Fil A, I cannot understand why you would need to replicate it

Because pickle juice makes things taste good.

 

[Chimpzy]

Because pickle juice makes things taste good.

Wanna bet the secret is actually just monosodium glutamate aka MSG?

 

[tstorm823]

Wanna bet the secret is actually just monosodium glutamate aka MSG?

Oh, that's true, that's not a secret. But it's also not going to be part of an imitation Chick-Fil-A recipe you find online. Those are just going to tell you to brine in pickle juice.

 

[Trunkage]

Because pickle juice makes things taste good.

Yeah, I know the power of pickle juice too

My partner and daughter have to pickles on their Cheeseburger from Maccas but always take it off

Sometimes, I question my choices...

 

[BrawlMan]

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[Cicada 5]

https://kotaku.com/tears-of-the-kingdom-link-fox-news-trans-nonbinary-gay-1850502197

In an article posted by Fox Business on May 31, writer Jon Brown seems to have discovered that Link is seen by many—including his own creators—as a relatively gender-neutral hero who anyone can relate to. The article links to a few stories about this topic, including this excellent one from Gizmodo, and seems surprised that an article like this exists alongside the site’s other Zelda stories.

Then we, inevitably, get to the point where the Fox writer calls The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom a “children’s game” and suggests that outlets like PBS are trying “to make a children’s video game about gender identity.” Which would be a very bad thing, apparently. Don’t you know, kids might accidentally read an article about the game and…turn gay? Trans? Whichever is the worst thing right now in the right-wing outrage machine.

The article then decides to include a tweet from the awful propagandist Libs of TikTok and yell about The Sims 4 including chest binders and top-surgery scars. Again, Fox Business seems to think that all video games are designed and sold exclusively for children. And kids can’t be exposed to real-world concepts like gender, sex, trans people, scars, or anything like that!

 

[thebobmaster]

Can someone try to explain the logic behind this? My brain hurts trying to.

 

[Absent]

Can someone try to explain the logic behind this? My brain hurts trying to.

What's hard to understand ? They don't serve trans. They only serve lesbians, gays, bi, trans and queer.

 

[The Rogue Wolf]

Can someone try to explain the logic behind this? My brain hurts trying to.

Slam dunk, shattered the backboard, on their own basket.

 

[Gordon_4]

Slam dunk, shattered the backboard, on their own basket.

Yeah, the phrase 'own goal' does spring to mind.