My analysis of your previous posts indicates that you have prior knowledge of video games and the gaming industry, combined with an IQ that is greater than seventy-five. I'm afraid that this automatically renders you ineligible for a post at GameStop. Fortunately, there are ways to become qualified for the position. These include:deth2munkies said:So does that mean his job is open? STILL NEED ONE.
1) Posting a video on YouTube of yourself being hit in the double-hanging man-tadpole factories by your own skateboard while attempting to do an "ollie".
2) Asking your current partner to clout you repeatedly over the head with a cooking instrument - preferably a frying pan, rolling pin, or heavy ladle. (Please note: if your partner has already done this, you may already qualify for a position with us.)
3) Watch the Michael Bay masterpiece "Armageddon" three consecutive times in a single sitting.
Once you have one or more of the above qualifications, we can offer you an interview. We recommend that you dose yourself on horse tranquilisers beforehand. This will help us to see how you react at a similar energy level to the one we expect you to maintain while working.
Good luck, and we hope to see you soon.
TMDDsC (Gamestop Human Resources).