GameStop Employees Trapped By Bee Barricade

jimduckie

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that's beeutiful ,gamestop's buzzing , i could go on but the escapist would ban me so bee ing a wise duck i'll buzz off lol boy this is sweet as honey , time to make bee leave i was in a bee movie and bee have lmfao
 

jimduckie

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hey two bees make a deuxbee get it ?(a joint ) and no i didn't get b's in skool and neither did any game stop employees so buzz off lol
 

Logan Westbrook

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Sparrow Tag said:
NYPD? Makes sense.

Bee expert? Makes sense.

NYPD bee expert? What the?
That was how he was described, although I have a snealy suspiscion that he is a bee expert that the NYPD calls upon, not a NYPD officer with a very, very specific role.
 

dalek sec

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So on the NYPD's payroll there's an actual bee expert? *Facepalm!*
 

I III II X4

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sneakysnake128 said:
Man, if you guys knew what was happening to bee populations worldwide, you'd feel more sorry for the bees.
Colony collapse disorder, though there are still a few bees around where I'm at...just not as many.

Anyway, Buck Bumble got pissed, and man, did he bring reinforcements.
 

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nilcypher said:
Sparrow Tag said:
NYPD? Makes sense.

Bee expert? Makes sense.

NYPD bee expert? What the?
That was how he was described, although I have a snealy suspiscion that he is a bee expert that the NYPD calls upon, not a NYPD officer with a very, very specific role.
Well if he is, thats probably the first job he has ever had, before now he just sat at his desk, thinking to himself "One day, my time will come!".
 

Samurai Goomba

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Maybe the bees were angry about being suckered into a subscription for Game Informer. Or maybe they pre-ordered a game and the GS employees sold their copy anyway.
 

Valiance

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Ashbax said:
/sigh. Ive only been stung by a bee once in my life, it didnt hurt much. WHen a bee is around I ignore it instead of squealing and sprinting for my life. Honestly, if they really wanted to get out, they could run right out and away before the bees noticed a thing. Seeing as people run faster than Bees.
One bees sting might not hurt much, but get a few at once and you'll know about it.
Vouched.

I once ran over a wasp's nest while mowing the lawn, and my mower doesn't have a side panel where the grass flies down, so instead, it flies up into the air.

About 20-30 wasps flew up into the air and swooped down on me, and for a bit I didn't even realize what was happening (just felt a couple sharp pains in my back and arm) until I looked down to see myself covered in them.

Yeah, thank god my dad was outside with me, but fffffffffffff...

I've had an irrational fear of flying insects since, but if WASPS hurt, I could only imagine if they were bees.

Damn. I just shuddered.

Anyway, sucks for the Gamestop employees, but I'm glad everyone turned out to be okay.

This is exactly why we have a paid bee expert in the NYPD.
 

StAUG

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Wouldukindly said:
Cousin_IT said:
OH, NO! NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAHHHHH! OH, THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAHHHHH! AAAAAGGHHH!
...and there's the hilarious Wickerman reference I wanted to make, dammit. Well, I wonder how a bee hive of that size was allowed to form on the walls.
...it was on the inside of the walls.

Like it's been said, bee stings are weak as piss, and after one sting the bee dies. And yes, you can outrun bees.
 

Jursa

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Gamestop has violated dozens of release dates by releasing games early... I say this is just the first swarm, God just jumped the whole frog and locust bit directly to bees.
 

samsonguy920

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Being someone who has friends who are allergic to bees, I find it a serious matter, even though I am affected by a beesting as someone punching me in the face...it hurts but it goes away. But frankly that Gamestop owner better have good evidence that he had no idea there were bees nesting (hiving?) in his store walls, or someone might find a good lawyer and then it won't be so original or amusing. I can understand a small hive being missed, but one big enough to create a large enough swarm to obstruct entrance to a business? That would be enough noise to make someone wonder if the electricity was going haywire, warranting a looksee. I can hear bees around a hive from over a block away on a quiet day outdoors, and that's with one bad ear. I'm fairly certain that Gamestop, even being in Manhattan, has its quiet days.
 

SimuLord

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I see even Root's resisted the urge to unleash a swarm of puns, but bee that as it may someone's gonna have to feel the sting of pun after pun. This is a real honey of a story, and the forum's been waxing philosophical about the sweet nectar of karmic revenge. It's created a real buzz as the GameStop workers drone on. I hope they don't break out in hives.