Gay Oreo Inspires Internet Outrage

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tmande2nd

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Oh dear lord.

Why do people forget that Jesus said "dont listen to the old testament" and "LOVE PEOPLE NO MATTER WHO THEY ARE, OR WHAT THEY DO!"

Its like he says that again and again and people just ugh
Well fuck them.

I like Oreos.
 

PureIrony

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I'm going to eat one of those oreos and I'm going to love gay people.

Then, in about 10 minutes, I'm going to hate them.
 

Whispering Death

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"The cynic in me insists that there's no small amount of savvy marketing at work in this campaign. After all, as evidenced by Ellen Degeneres, not to mention more than 175,000 (and growing) "likes" on Facebook, nothing gooses public support like a sliver of vicious backlash from homophobe morons on the internet. But at the same time, even if it is getting something out of it, how can anyone be critical of Oreo for standing up for a good cause?"

Why is it cynical? Why can't a company do both? Why can't a company both support a good cause and hope it increases product sales?

If only all profitable companies supported good causes this world would be a better place.
 

Madmanonfire

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Andy Chalk said:
But the worst thing about it all? Kraft isn't actually going to sell this six-layer rainbow monstrosity; it was made exclusively in honor of Pride Week.
I was gonna say, this part would be the only justifiable reason to outrage at Oreo. To tempt us with that cookie... BLARGH!
Also, stupid religious bigots yadda yadda yadda.
 

Easton Dark

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Mr Cwtchy said:
That is the tastiest looking bit of 'controversy' I've ever seen.
Solo-Wing said:
And I want that giant rainbow Oreo. Looks delicious.
Absimilliard said:
My first thought was "that looks delicious"
Moonlight Butterfly said:
Looks like a good cookie too :3
Issurru said:
Do want! That cookie looks delicious and that it could kill someone if thrown at them :p
You are all insane for wanting to eat that. It's the fucking Godzilla of oreos!


Tanis said:
"our religious values and teaching immorality"

Like:
Slavery,
Rapist being forced to marry his victim,
Ethic cleansing (aka genocide),
Pride and jealousy,
The mass murder of children,
Bigotry,
Abandonment of family,
Slaughtering animals to cure disease (like leprosy can be cured via killing two pigeon),
Anti-progress, science, and reason.

Huh...you know?
Maybe we SHOULD start destroying such things.
Might make us more civilized.
It fills me with rage that they defend this kind of stuff.
 

TheEndlessGrey

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Baneat said:
As if we didn't already know that an oreo is representative of a gay, interracial threesome

True story.
Gah, beat me to it. I was just about to ask why these people weren't already boycotting Kraft for their support of interracial unions. Good luck boycotting Kraft, by the way. You'd have to grow your own produce and raise your own livestock to be completely free of their products.
 

Xman490

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Andy Chalk said:
Gay Oreo Inspires Internet Outrage
But the worst thing about it all? Kraft isn't actually going to sell this six-layer rainbow monstrosity; it was made exclusively in honor of Pride Week.


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Well, if Oreo was selling boxes of these monstrosities, it would quickly go from supporting gay rights to supporting obesity.
That would flip the marketing over.
 

XMark

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They should sell those. Man, I would love to eat me some 6x-stuffed Gay Oreos!
 

CardinalPiggles

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I feel sorry for the religious Americans that don't go around saying people need to die and burn forever in hell because of their sexual orientation (or other 'blasphemous' stances/acts), because these very vocal ignorant hateful people give the nice people such a bad reputation.
 

Ashannon Blackthorn

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Please, this retards who are protesting are all herectics anyways. Seriously, go find me any bigot religious fundie fuckup and I can show you at least 3 ways they are going to hell, as sanctioned by their own Bible. It's really fucking funny if you can corner one of these idiots and turn the tables on them. They yell and scream and all you literally if you go by their Bible you can kill them for being sinners. They really love that part. :D

Religious nutcases, gotta love em.
 

CrazyGirl17

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(Face palm) ...I hate people sometimes. I really do. They don't want to eat Oreos anymore? Fine, more for me!
 

AngloDoom

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I'll file this under T for "Tasty", and O for "Oh no, someone's being an idiot over the internet - TO THE ESCAPIST!"

In all seriousness, that looks revolting in a tasty way - like a Big Mac, or a greasy fry-up.
 

SilverUchiha

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Hold up a moment... so... you're telling me... that... Oreo has the ability to make multiple colors of creme for their oreos and they AREN'T selling them? They so just lost my business.

OT: Companies can do as they please and support what they want. In most cases, they are not bound by religious practices or law (to an extent) when it comes to PR moments like this. People get mad about it, just makes those people look stupid for not realizing that and for the irrational hatred they spew out of their face-holes...

... Okay, so where's my damn rainbow cookie?
 

neonsword13-ops

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I thought this would be relevant:


Best. Oreo. Ever.

OT: Yeah, I saw that in my news feed yesterday. Thought it was odd seeing a rainbow oreo at first. But then I saw they were supporting gay rights. Then I thought, "Well, cool. Just where can I buy one?"
 

MetallicaRulez0

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Oh conservative Christians... is there anything you don't hate?

Also, I'd eat the fuck out of a package of those 6-layer Oreos. I would annihilate the whole thing in 5 mins. Seriously. Make them. Take my money.
 

Doneeee

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I could care less as to what Oreo's stance on homosexuality is (though I do respect them for it) I just really want that super stacked rainbow Oreo and god dammit I want it NAOW!
 

FantomOmega

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My mind does not comprehend how people can get angry at "cookies" because it have a rainbow in it? next thing you know they'll start boycotting Skittles, Fruit Loops and probably Lucky Charms....
 

Baneat

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Moonlight Butterfly said:
Baneat said:
As if we didn't already know that an oreo is representative of a gay, interracial threesome

True story.
BWAHAHA you nearly made me splurt cola all over my desk...

I'm going to the shop tomorrow to buy oreos (oh wait I'm really ill....MUM I WANT OREOS KAY? K!)
Don't get me started on "Double stuffed"

"Fill in" the blanks yourself (Both puns intended)

God that was awful.