Gearbox Delays Duke Nukem Forever Until Summer

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

Ha. Ha ha. HA HA HA HA HA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHBHWAHAHAHAHAHBHAHWHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHJKFHSHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEEEEEHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHBHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Man, good thing I wasn't planning on getting it in the first place.

Also, that video was hilarious. "Duke never comes early"....I know I shouldn't find that funny, but I do.

 

[gibboss28]

So its out when I'm at download festival?

...Wankers

 

[pretentiousname01]

I had to check my calendar.

part of me is very sad about this.

However the rest of me sees and realizes the heart and soul gearbox is putting into this game.

Also its only 5 weeks they are delaying it.

I will forgive this one. Much like I forgave the shenanigans behind ssf4. However I won't be forgiving many more delays

 

[US Trooper]

that video was funny; even though i was looking forward to May at least they showed that the game is being worked on.

 

[CommanderKirov]

I had a nightmare about Duke Nukem being delayed yesterday.


And now it became reality.... WHYYYYYYYYY?!

 

[WanderingFool]

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


But seriously, this sucks...

 

[Tipsy Giant]

Well after your cockiness of assuring release date, here is my teaser as to what is really going on at gearbox

 

[LadyRhian]

Not to be the nut who goes, "Gasp, this is a fake.", but, seriously. We've got eight days until April First. The release dates for international are just wrong. This was clearly something rehearsed and constructed, and April 1st was even mentioned in the video.

I'm betting on April 1st, we'll get a video and the demo that says, "Duke Nukem came early." and the release date will be sometime in late April or early May.

"Help, Premature Ejaculation man!"
"I'm coming."

 

[omicron1]

I love Gearbox' PR. They mix equal amounts of humor and personality - sort of like that Sony spokesperson's ads, only done right.

 

[AssassinJoe]

Oh, a Duke Nukem special annoucement! I wonder what it's about...
*watches vid*

OH C'MON!!

 

[Eleima]

Why am I soooooooo not surprised........

 

[ohngec07]

I wouldn't mind if it never came out.

If Duke Nukem Forever finally comes out it will
a) rob us of one of the best running gags of the interweb and b) most likely result in a disappointment.

 

[Delusibeta]

Duke Nukeum Forever: So late, it releases internationally before it releases in America. Anyone offended, please read RPS's campaign to stop this shenanigans [http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2011/03/22/no-oceans-call-for-worldwide-release-dates/].

 

[LiudvikasT]

Anyone else read the title as: "Gearbox Delays Duke Nukem, forever"

 

[luckycharms8282]

Pitchford's fake indignation fails to impress me. He remindsme a bit of irate gamer, too (as a side note).

 

[Madara XIII]

No, Gearbox. Just no.

And people wonder why they didn't get far in the March Madness Bracket

 

[Panorama]

My guess 1st of June the next delay till Christmas time.

 

[C117]

Really? That's great! Means I can save up some money after buying Portal 2, Crysis 2 and KAMB: Deluxx Edition.

 

[DocBalance]

BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I saw this coming like, 20 miles away. That being said, well done Gearbox. Well done.