Am I the only one who is seriously unhappy with this news?
"Duke Nukem Forever" isn't just a game anymore - its a legend. This thing has transcended its intended medium and become a living metaphor for all pathetic overally-long development times and just plain old failure. Its a digital Spruce Goose. We love the Spruce Goose not because of its success, but because of what a massive ridiculous waste of money it was. You can't take that away from us! "Duke Nukem Forever" can only live on if its never completed. When the actual game comes out as a boring shooter game, nobody will care anymore. The legend will be murdered with bare-faced fact. We don't want fact. We don't want tangibility. The "Duke Nukem Forever" that lives so fondly in our hearts is the one that can never be completed - the eternal punchline.
So please, I ask you, DON'T finish the game.