Generally Accepted Gaming Facts

[nuba km]

got some more according to twelve year old children the only reason you beat them is:
1. you are hax
2. he wasn't trying
3. he was afk
4. he was busy having intercourse with your parent
5. your a fag

"5. your a fag"

according to twelve year olds, the best way to be good at a game is become a homosexual. If they are half as good as they claim to really be (despite being destroyed fifteen times before that token fluke of a kill followed by five minutes tea-bagging and yelling profanity, followed by the separation of their head from their shoulders) then they, themselves must be homosexual. In a twelve year old's world, this is always bad. Hmm...

thanks for making me laugh my lungs out.

 

[itsausernamewhatofit]

bullets can be found anywhere providing you open/break enough random household items

 

[Recron]

I got some more for ya:
In any given JRPG, Defeat means friendship and your friendship is anti power and will cause any enemy who joins you to loose at least 2 digits of all of their stats.

Yahtzee's word is LAW
the AVGN's word is also LAW, infact pretty much every popular game reviewer/crittic's word is LAW and anyone who thinks otherwise is Betraying the LAW

If you don't like X game or have Y console, you are not a true gamer

and Nintendo never does anything new and the fact that they are the first of the 3 main console makers to take the risk of putting their focus on motion controls and and introducing touch screen gaming and 3D gaming on a hand held console means nothing.

I think I may have caught wind on some sarcasm there...

Sarcasm? in my post? Its more likely than you think.

-You will NEVER catch 'em all

Truer words have never been spoken.

 

[Dragonforce525]

There will never be a good 3D pokemon game.

Nintendo fans will buy anything Nintendo makes.

Capcom will always see the need to add at least one incredibly annoying game mechanic to it's games.

Luigi is better than Mario.

Fable games will never be good.

pokemon snap

luigi is a pansy

fable 1 and 3 were not bad and 3 was the best of the set

Pokemon Snap was "meh" at best

Luigi is a pansy yet continues to go on these dangerous missions, he was scared shitless in Luigi's Mansion, but instead of running away if fought those ghosts to save his brother. It's easy for Mario to fight the enemies, but true bravery comes from fear, Luigi knows his odds are slim yet fights anyway. And what does he get as a reward? Nothing, Mario gets some sweet princess poon and Luigi is just hauled along.

Fable 1 was OK (a very generous ok), Fable 2 was boring and Fable 3 was better story wise to Fable 2 but the weapon/customization/and THAT STUPID FUCKING ROOM! Make for an all around horrible experience.

 

[IamQ]

sewer levels always suck
movie games always suck

Wrong LOTR battle for middle earth is awesome game both 1 and 2

That game is more based around the LOTR universe, rather than the films alone.

 

[Staticous]

I didn't want to look through them all so sorry if this has already been posted.

Even if the opposing force is a Race of aliens never seen before you Can pick up their weapons and use them correctly with no training.

If you don't have enough strength to use apiece of armor, just CARRY it in your backpack until you can wear it

 

[Jake0fTrades]

in any FPS or 3rd person shoters, if you get shot point blank by any weapon its possible to survive if you hide in a cornor for 5 seconds.

In no way related to your post, but I was listening to music when I saw your avatar, you just made my day.

 

[duktapeman90]

-Right analog controls camera, nothing else.
-No one will ever like an escort mission.
-Steam > Gamestop
-People will always find something to complain about, so you're better off playing the game yourself then trusting reviews.
-All Valve games kick ass.
-Playing the right music while playing a game can send you into super kill-mode.
-3D didn't kill Sonic, shitty games did (Adventure 1 & 2 were awesome)

 

[DirgeNovak]

Timed underwater stealth escort missions will always be the worst.

Can you tell me what game has that in it? I am curious.
OT: You will be ridiculed for what ever preference you have in weapons/items/armors/abilities by at least one person who disagrees with your choices.

MGS2 also has one. Every time I play that part I end up shooting Emma in the face in frustration at least ten times.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

All in the title. What generally accepted gaming facts to you believe in/you have grown to believe?

My top three:

1. Whether people like it or not, Halo has made enough money to warrant it's popularity.
2. Some of the best RPGs you'll ever play will be Bioware RPGs.
3. Gabe Newell ate HL2E3.

and

Duke Nukem: Forever is never coming out.

Your turn.

You need to change the title. Replace facts with opinions. Just because you believe in something doesn't make it fact, and I agree with you one and two, though they aren't facts.

 

[Jake0fTrades]

Your character has no face and everyone on Xbox live has slept with your mom.

 

[Dragonforce525]

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You need to change the title. Replace facts with opinions. Just because you believe in something doesn't make it fact, and I agree with you one and two, though they aren't facts.

Wow Buzz Killington! I loved you in Family Guy! Can I get your autograph!

 

[Giantcain]

Players always stockpile rare/powerful consumables for "a time they'll really need it" and never end up using them.

I'm very guilty of this

I have about 100 magical items in oblivion that I kept for later

 

[Link XL1]

you dont need to play the previous final fantasy to know the story for the one in question. (unless the one in question has a roman numeral followed by the number 2)

 

[Link XL1]

You need to change the title. Replace facts with opinions. Just because you believe in something doesn't make it fact, and I agree with you one and two, though they aren't facts.

thats the point/joke of this thread

 

[Link XL1]

sorry double post

 

[Sonic Doctor]

-You will NEVER catch 'em all

If you don't count all the games, back in the day when that phrase was first started, I had all 151, from legitimate catching and trading. So, at one time, I had caught'em all.

 

[avelmen1889]

in third person games the right analog stick is for the camera. all other uses of it will be troublesome.

Minecraft/Tetris/Bejewled/Most other Popccap games are really addictive.

 

[Sonic Doctor]

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You need to change the title. Replace facts with opinions. Just because you believe in something doesn't make it fact, and I agree with you one and two, though they aren't facts.

Wow Buzz Killington! I loved you in Family Guy! Can I get your autograph!

Sure here you go.

Sorry, I'm just the type of person that likes kill any chance that someone might come in here and think the whole facts thing is serious, which I guarantee will happen.

 

[Zechnophobe]

New Rule:

In a video Gaming thread, if you don't explicitly go out of your way to say "I think" or "In my opinion" someone will freak out at you because they think you don't know the difference between facts and opinions.