Generally Accepted Gaming Facts
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I got some more for ya:
In any given JRPG where an enemy will join your party, Defeat means friendship and your friendship is anti power and will cause any enemy who joins you to loose at least 2 digits of all of their stats.
Yahtzee's word is LAW
the AVGN's word is also LAW, infact pretty much every popular game reviewer/crittic's word is LAW and anyone who thinks otherwise is Betraying the LAW
If you don't like X game or have Y console, you are not a true gamer
and Nintendo never does anything new and the fact that they are the first of the 3 main console makers to take the risk of putting their focus on motion controls and and introducing touch screen gaming and 3D gaming on a hand held console means nothing.
In any given JRPG where an enemy will join your party, Defeat means friendship and your friendship is anti power and will cause any enemy who joins you to loose at least 2 digits of all of their stats.
Yahtzee's word is LAW
the AVGN's word is also LAW, infact pretty much every popular game reviewer/crittic's word is LAW and anyone who thinks otherwise is Betraying the LAW
If you don't like X game or have Y console, you are not a true gamer
and Nintendo never does anything new and the fact that they are the first of the 3 main console makers to take the risk of putting their focus on motion controls and and introducing touch screen gaming and 3D gaming on a hand held console means nothing.
D:...I...I think I deserve Bungie...I'm not a little douche bag asking for achievements and I don't try to shove Halo down CoD fans throats...I...iz sad you say this ....BlastedTheWorm said:
OT: NPCs are either the stupidest things around or they are stronger than you since they never die even when they stand there being eaten by zombies....
If Valve Time and normal time ever converge, the world will be rewarded with cake.
Followed by death.
Followed by death.
That sound.. it's in my head !.... *runs away shooting at shadows like a maniac until she runs out of bullet and the sound gets closer*Moriarty70 said:
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Fortunately, there will also be a portal storm before this happens, so we can be prepared.BlackStar42 said:
Most Halo fans are ungrateful little shits. It was just a generilzation. You deserve Bungie.MystryMeet said:
It's that game where you have to escort that useless NPC through the underground water complex without being seen by the robot sharks before the nuke goes off. The name escapes me.natster43 said:
(ok it's not from Bungie, but still, close enough)
Nighthief said:
Oh fuck, I twitched a little reading that.
Whenever the music changes, shit is about to get real.
pokemon snapDragonforce525 said:
luigi is a pansy
fable 1 and 3 were not bad and 3 was the best of the set
The average person has the ability to hold several thousand pounds of gold coins on thier person without any physical burden on their bodies.
I think I may have caught wind on some sarcasm there...Recron said:
Oh right, I need to post something OT
-Regardless of it's quality anything that appears in a videogame (songs, artwork, story) is automatically crap to anyone who dislikes videogames
-You will NEVER catch 'em all
-That whiney, ten year old kid on XBox live will beat you
"5. your a fag"nuba km said:
according to twelve year olds, the best way to be good at a game is become a homosexual. If they are half as good as they claim to really be (despite being destroyed fifteen times before that token fluke of a kill followed by five minutes tea-bagging and yelling profanity, followed by the separation of their head from their shoulders) then they, themselves must be homosexual. In a twelve year old's world, this is always bad. Hmm...
OT: there will always be the little shit on halo who, when you get the good weapon (e.g. shotgun, or sniper) they will betray you, take it, then proceed to use it in precisely the wrong way (e.g. running across the battlefield with it, trying to no-scope every living thing, or running at assault rifle toting opponents trying to close the twenty foot gap while said opponent backs away)
I swear in FFX Yuna is the chosen one and in FFXII Ashe is the chosen one. (Main character is technically Vaan but you can control her)StealthyNinja said: