Girls With Guns Strip in NSFW Duke Nukem Promo Game

[Moromillas]

Service unavailable....

What? People hating on the Duke? He saved all the babes. If they wanna show their appreciation I have no problem with that.

 

[The Human Torch]

I tried it, damn mouse cursor is unresponsive as hell, couldn't hit any target. Bah, no stripping girls for me. Might be for the best, my girlfriend is sitting right next to me playing Rift...

 

[Nuclear Pancake]

Ahh but it has the foolproof thing where you enter your age so its fine.

 

[CopperBoom]

http://www.wickedfire.com/shooting-shit/124400-duke-nudem.html
If you want to "cheat".

 

[presidentjlh]

At least it appears Duke Nukem Forever won't be a "gritty, emotional remake", thank goodness.

 

[Grey_Gore]

...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.

I agree.

Am I glad that I'm not so specific in my taste.

Not that I have anything against this stuff, but it's still plain stupid to me how this is a-okay to everyone but EA got all that undeserved hate for their Dead Space 2 ad campaign.

I suspect the main reason against Dead Space 2's "Your Mom Hates This" campaign was that it tried to appeal to people that were too young to legally play the game (i.e. below the ESRB age restriction, or whatever system they used).

OT: Did anyone actually select the "SFW" option at the start?
Edit: Just did, it puts little Duke sprites over the... interesting bits.

 

[Continuity]

Playing.

I don't care about women's integrity or whatever, BOOBS MATTER MORE.

You do realise you could skip the pointless little game and just type boobs into a google image search?

Try the game. They do matter more when you do put even some effort into getting to see them.

...Really?

You have to wonder where they find the girls to do things like this.

I only find the one on the far right to be even the slightest bit attractive.

I agree.

Am I glad that I'm not so specific in my taste.

Not that I have anything against this stuff, but it's still plain stupid to me how this is a-okay to everyone but EA got all that undeserved hate for their Dead Space 2 ad campaign.

Because.... Boobies?

Srsly this is actually quite amusing, and hell, why can't an adult themed game have adult themed promotions? And it's not exactly in your face, you have to decide to go to the site and play the game, it's not like advertising on tv.

 

[Smooth Operator]

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU

Why do something like this and then make it impossibly difficult?

It's a life lesson, you got to work for them titties

 

[idarkphoenixi]

daaamn this game is hard!

I gave up, those girls are hot but not THAT hot.

 

[sheic99]

It's ironic that they call him Duke,
cuz there's hardly anything noble about him.

Do you have a really boring job?

 

[Thunderhorse31]

Oh for fucks sakes. And they wonder why they're being labelled as misogynistic assholes...

No, they don't. I'm pretty sure they're aware of why.

And besides, in terms of graphic content, this is probably in the bottom 2% of the entire internet.

 

[BlazeRaider]

I couldnt look at any other porn until I beat one of the girls, it just felt like I would be running away. The ability to disable my porn viewing habits is a very frightening weapon indeed, kudos duke nudem.

 

[MrGFunk]

Yeah, I played it and the stream jumped over the money shot after I'd 'won'. I feel cheated and bored.

Oh, internet what have you done?

 

[Temah]

To the internet!

 

[Kragg]

this game needs a leaderboard, i cant gloat with 5345 points if i dont know where i stand !

 

[Jodah]

This game is not friendly to my touch pad sad face.

QFT. I tried on my laptop, which I use for most flash games, and got my backside kicked.

 

[Brotherofwill]

The first two are ridiculously easy and then the AK chick is just like "Whaaaa?"

Teasing piece of shit. I don't even wanna see the girls, just the...challenge of it...arghghgh!!!

I can't beat the last stage of the last girl. Fuck this. Shitty programmed mess, my computer is chugging so hard it's almost funny.

 

[EHKOS]

...Well fuck that was difficult. I'm really embarresed I could'nt beat any of them.