Girls With Guns Strip in NSFW Duke Nukem Promo Game

[MajWound]

BAN THIS SICK FILTH.

Ha ha, but seriously, this is awesome. Was anyone else here old enough to even play Duke Nukem when it was new?

 

[Deacon Cole]

I just tried this game and maybe I just have a crappy computer but the lag made it fucking impossible to play.

 

[Davey Woo]

Am I the only person to have beaten all 4?
Still don't think I'll be buying the game though, would be way too hard to explain it to my mum if she walks in whilst I'm playing it.

"Why are you throwing poo at the walls?"
"Uhh... Exp boost?"

 

[Grey_Focks]

Jesus christ, that was....weird. laggy as hell for some reason, which made me take two tries to beat the first chick. Then when I beat her, my "Reward" was unavailable...is it not available in the US or something, because I did notice it was a european site. Dammit, she was kinda cute, too.

 

[GeorgW]

Haha, that's hilarious!!
A fitting promo indeed. Will be interesting to see Fox's reaction though.

 

[Tdc2182]

I feel dirty. Also, it's pretty hard on a shitty computer.

(Yet the reward is so compelling)

Edit: Nevermind. The reward is not worth the hassle of playing with this laggy mess.

 

[thirion1850]

...This is just sad. Remember that Sin to Win thing? Yeah.

 

[Alphakirby]

And cue Fox News calling that video games are destroying America's youth.

Seriously, when they get their hands on this, they'll have a field day.

OT:Aw Duke,you silly alien killer you. Good to know the promotional material for Duke Nukem Forever is reminiscent of who Duke Nukem is as a person. In other words,hilariously sexist,and full of himself.

 

[Jack Macaque]

Strange yet...sexy?

Yea, let's go with that.

 

[MelasZepheos_v1legacy]

The fourth boss is still giving me trouble.

I didn't even start this to see boobs, I have a perfectly good Google image search for that, I started it to play a fun little distracting shooter thingy between working on my exam.

Curse you in-built gamer competitiveness, this game will not beat me!

Now I'm literally not playing it for the boobs, I'm playing it for the smug satisfaction of having beaten that goddamn final girl.

 

[emeraldrafael]

Really? You're not even bothered to do math to make sure your 18 through a birthdate? thats just lazy.

Though I guess its better then just clicking a button, you actually have to know waht the numbers 18 and 21 look like. And its really funny that it offers to share your score. Something tells me, you're not going to want people know you're playing this.

Also, grrr, not nice on my touch pad.

 

[Stevepinto3]

Question; why do people seem to be cool with this but were outraged by the "Sin to Win" contest? Besides the obvious fact that misogyny is one of Duke's defining characteristics.

 

[Professor James]

Oh for fucks sakes. And they wonder why they're being labelled as misogynistic assholes...

How the hell is this misogynistic? If this is misogynistic then I guess the whole porn industry is misogynistic too.

 

[Viking Incognito]

Am I the only one finding this game obnoxiously difficult?

 

[Lewis672]

I think the critical thing we're missing out on here is the legs! Boobs are good to a degree, but all these women have awesome pins. They wouldn't even have to censor anything (unless they felt like putting a duke nukem face on a kneecap just for a laugh).

 

[Biodeamon]

Damn my inferior age! if only i was older.....must play....

and i could less of a bloody crap about how unethical this is

 

[internetzealot1]

I've been looking for a way to celebrate the end of my last exam tomorrow. Mortal Kombat+this will suffice.



Wait, they stop at the bra? What faggotry is this? I sure as hell didn't go through all that work just to get her half naked.

...

 

[Davey Woo]

this game needs a leaderboard, i cant gloat with 5345 points if i dont know where i stand !

I think I had 5375 when I did it, so there you go
I would play again, but then I'd feel REALLY dirty.

 

[deanzig]

If you type letters instead of numbers into the 'How old are you?' section, it replys 'That ain't no age, douche!' and then Duke calls you a douche.

 

[ALPHATT]

it's only boobs tho, this is R rated at best not actually pornographic, that's a whole different ballpark.