WITH CAPS LOCK I BECOME CONQUERER OF WORLDS. ALSO OTHER EFFECTS OF CAPS LOCK THAT INCLUDE, BUT NOT LIMITED TO IS, NAUSEA HEART BURN INDEGESTION UPSET STOMACH, INTERNAL COMBUSTIONS!
WITH CAPS LOCK EVERY HOT AVAIBLE AND UNAVAIBLE WOMEN WILL WANT IN YOUR PANTS, ON THE SPOT, ANYWHERE ANY TIME. PLEASE USE CAPS LOCK TODAY, AND FOR A LIMITED TIME OFFER WE WILL THROW IN A SHIFT BAR AND ANOTHER CAPS LOCK KEY, WHEN YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO UNLEASH THE FUCKING FURY!
BUT IF YOU CALL RIGHT NOW, I'LL THROW IN 3 MUDKIPS, A SPACE BAR AND YOUR DOG. THAT'S RIGHT WITH CAPS LOCK YOU CAN ABDUCT PEOPLES DOGS. AIN'T IT WONDERFUL?
BUT WAIT, IF YOU DON'T HAVE A PHONE, DON'T FRET! YOU CAN GET A FREE CAPS LOCK BY LOOKING AT YOUR KEYBOARD, JUST HIT AND GO! UNLEASH YOUR FURY EVERY WHERE YOU TYPE. IT MAKES YOU LOOK SMARTER,FASTER, MORE SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND MAKES YOUR DICK/BOOBS TWICE AS BIG AS EVERYONE ELSES.
PLEASE USE CAPS LOCK TODAY!
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Had to be done.
As to the PS1.. uhhh... Castlevania.