Guy marries video game

[zidine100]

well good for him, whatever makes him happy i suppose.

anyway this posses some interesting questions, has he married one copy of the game, or the entire collection of these games, because i dont see this lasting too long if its just one copy and is the console itself part of the marage, and if it does catch on, can we imprission video games as bigamists.

anyway sorry about that random outburst.

 

[WorldCritic]

I really don't know how to react to that, but I'm sure I know some people who might do this:
Me: Hey how are you doing?
Friend: Great! I'm getting married soon!
Me: That's great! To who?
Friend: Katamari Damacy!
Me: .... Um, well I hope you two are happy together.

 

[KAPTAINmORGANnWo4life]

I'm sorry to whom it may offend, but the only way to properly describe this guy is: He's a ******.

To call someone a ****** is to put them on a level below a human being, and aside from Assef from The Kite Runner and Josef Frizl, I can think of no other manifestation, real or fictional, more appropriate for being branded a ******.


EDIT: One more: Michael Bay.

 

[ShotgunShaman]

C'mon guys, he can't choose who (or in this case what) he's attracted to, and it's not hurting anyone. To each his own, ya?

 

[Octorok]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Or you could just... you know... go soft?

 

[Drake the Dragonheart]

Even though this is nothing new, I think a guy in Tenessee tried to marry his truck, this nonetheless is a big shock. I also heard a few stories about someone who tried to marry I think it was his cat. In Japan a pair of kimonos were married.

 

[CrysisMcGee]

I've seen people deprived of human interaction before, but that is disturbing.

Hey, I may not be married but damn....

 

[Xan Krieger]

He'll have to fuck the disc, won't that hurt like fuck?

wait a sec....*lets immagination toy with this idea*...yes I believe it would hurt, badly. Might even require a trip to the hospital or some unlucky fireman to cut a slice out of the disc so he can get it off.

Or you could just... you know... go soft?

Actually that can be more difficult then it sounds, I recall a case in China where a man was doing a park bench and got stick and stayed that way for hours, even after police stuck him in the **** with a needle so the blood would drain. They eventually ended up cutting the bench to free him.

 

[Bernzz]

I hate to break it to him, but a character out of a dating sim is fairly unlikely to be faithful.

"Hey, man, how you been?"

"Oh, not bad, playing some video games."

"Really? Which ones?"

"Oh, Love Plus. Awesome game. I'm totally doing Nene right now."

"?! YOU BASTARD! THAT'S MY WIFE!"

Bwahahahahaha, you just made my day.

OT: I, I just...the fuck?!

 

[Littlee300]

The game should of said no, that man is going no where. What if the game will see him playing another game O:

 

[j1-2themax]

All I'm gonna say: glad to have that guy out of the gene pool.

 

[ma55ter_fett]

It's like in family guy where peter wanted to marry a piece of pie... it ain't going to end well.

 

[Kriptonite]

I bet the sex is wild.

My thoughts exactly!! Weird.

 

[Darth Rahu]

So you're telling me that homosexuals can't get married in America, but in Guam they allow anything? Hey I think I see a solution. Ha! I'm kidding, but seriously, wow.

 

[Phoenix Arrow]

Bam. [http://wakpo.com/articles/neat-stuff/japanese-man-petitions-to-marry-anime-girl-asahina-mikuru]
What I don't get about the second one is that she is the worst character in the series. All she does is go about having big tits and being molested by Haruhi.

Wow, thats pathetic.

This reminds me of that girl who married a canival ride, i think it was a Fairiswheel. It was posted somewhere here on the Escapist but it was a while ago.

It was a helter-skelter iirc. It was on Have I Got News For You.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Either this man is very sad or he needs help.I think he needs help.

 

[GoldenCondor]

Ace, I'm proposing to Morrowind NOW.

She doesn't put out easy, I tried earlier and she said no.

 

[Tucker154]

Wait you can marry video games!!!

Halo 3,will you marry me?

 

[TheRundownRabbit]

Our any of us that devoted to videogames!?

Wait dont answer that, Ill be right back........
(2 minutes later)

I've come to the the very vague conclusion that most of you are gonna say yes.

 

[T5seconds]

Spoiler: Your kidding right?

This...This... Where do I start? Fine then if we?re going to start marring weird shit I?m going to marry my hand...

The sex is wild?