Hello Kitty Meets Hooters

Drakmeire

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I'd go to a Japanese Hooters. Sounds like it would be interesting just for noticing the slight differences.
I generally enjoy Hooters food but I hate the clientele since every time I go it seems to be the same rude jock types being overly grabby. Last time I went I befriend almost everyone there just from being kind and gentlemanly. Yeah, I feel awesome.
 

CleverCover

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I have to tell my friend about this and convince her to go with her bf just to hear what the experience was like.

This sounds incredibly off the wall and completely insane.

Damn I wish I could check it out.
 
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scorptatious said:
Formica Archonis said:
Atmos Duality said:
A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]
Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.

Seriously though, what?

I remember Hello Kitty being a much more innocent brand when I was little. :/
Go to jlist.com and look up hello kitty massager. they have been around for 14 years if not more. These aren't the type you use for you're back if you catch my drift and are official licensed products.
 

Aethren

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Am I the only one in this thread more interested in that parfait? How the hell do you even eat one of those things?
 

Darth_Dude

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Darth_Dude said:
A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...
Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)
Well, this is just one Pornstar with artificial breasts. I meant the majority of Japanese women as a whole.
 

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I've always loved Hooters. Not so much for the ladies (as I always seem to get the angry, not so pretty servers), but more for the food! So I've always been able to keep my head about me when thinking of and observing Hooters. And all I really have to say is, they have a really odd marketing campaign. And some good-ass wings!
 

Saltyk

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Geez, some people need to relax. Hooter's isn't so bad. I've eaten there a few times with buddies. The girls never seemed unhappy to be there. I never felt that way anyway. My biggest problem is that the sauces are less than great. You want a mild sauce? Better get Hot. I don't particularly like Spicy food, but the mild at Hooters is a joke a little more than butter. I don't even notice medium. For the record, I usually eat Mild or Medium wings.

I will admit that Hello Kitty and Hooters aren't two things I would put together. Kinda mystifying honestly. Not that I really care. Not like any of the Hooters near me will be giving them away. If they were, I might go just to get one. Just for the random factor.
 

Liam Starrs

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kinda weird to use the least sexually provocative mascot ever in hooters. Also i can imagine this happening
Man walks into hooters-"oh i sho' do love some big boobie waitresses....hey hello kitty...reminds me of my daughter...sitting at home with her mom.....i gotta get outta here"
 

Xan Krieger

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Darth_Dude said:
A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...
Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)
Oh dear sweet mammary mountains she has giant....you know.

OT: It's Japan, nothing there surprises me anymore.
 

Paragon Fury

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The_root_of_all_evil said:
Darth_Dude said:
A Hooters? In Japan? I was under the impression that Japanese women didn't uh, have big breasts...
Two words: Hitomi Tanaka. (NSFW - I can't even do the Strict Google search)
Damn.

I'll take 2 please.
 

Proverbial Jon

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Grey Carter said:
The 'Volcano of Love,' as it's called, will cost you ¥2,400, around $30 USD. And your dignity.
Your articles always make me laugh, I always know it's one of yours even before I read the name. Keep up the great work!

OT: I would be surprised, disturbed and slightly reviled... but this is Japn we're talking about and frankly, this is probably quite tame compared.



I think this helps put things in perspective.
 

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Formica Archonis said:
Atmos Duality said:
A cat-girl self-pleasuring device...
*clutches head in agony*CAN'T...UNTHINK...IMAGE...can't...get....[sub]clean...[/sub]
Cat with a goddamn teddy bear, if you can believe it.

Available in several colors.
I'm basically stealing this joke from someone on youtube, but I've got to say it:

Hello Kitty? More like Hello Clitty.

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