I can't stop thinking of a quote about this I found somewhere that amuses me:
"In bed, there will be only chaos"
"In bed, there will be only chaos"
Hey Everybody, It's the God of War III Sex Scene! *NSFW*
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Imagine if this came out for the wii? I could see the remote being used to it's full potential here!
Kratos-God of War, Slaughter of thosands, killer of Gods and a premature ejaculator.
Kratos-God of War, Slaughter of thosands, killer of Gods and a premature ejaculator.
allright so just a guess that girl Kratosis getting it on with is aphrodite goddess of lust fertility and sex which is why its okay for her to get it on with other girls and why she acts like kratos has done her before also plot line wise kratos will probably impregnate her because she has that power, birth a half god half ass kicker child and then we have (depending on whether or not the titans or gods win) "the last god" or "the son of war"
Hee hee! Too funny.
And Aphrodite... woman, you must have had some seriously lousy lovers if you thought that was fantastic. Kratos lasts all of 3 minutes.
And Aphrodite... woman, you must have had some seriously lousy lovers if you thought that was fantastic. Kratos lasts all of 3 minutes.
No way. There were complaints about Mass Effect I's sex scene, and now this?!
God I hope it's for real. If only to outrage conservatists and island monarchies everywhere.
Just replace Aphrodite with Circe, that'd work.
God I hope it's for real. If only to outrage conservatists and island monarchies everywhere.
Definitely. A goat chained to the bed. He doesn't have to do anything, just stand there. As the scene focuses on the two servants we just hear the bell around it's neck sound a few times. Maybe ring. It would drive the idiots over at Faux News apoplectic.MR T3D said:
Just replace Aphrodite with Circe, that'd work.
Kratos is so good he can turn lesbians! He's not the God of War anymore... still some kind of God haha!
(Now that I've got laddish remark out of the way)
I knew there would be another sex scene, it's as mandatory as ripping out a cyclops eye. I think they're just side gags, like a God of War in joke by this stage. This is actually the most "graphic" of them all... which isn't very mind you.
(Now that I've got laddish remark out of the way)
I knew there would be another sex scene, it's as mandatory as ripping out a cyclops eye. I think they're just side gags, like a God of War in joke by this stage. This is actually the most "graphic" of them all... which isn't very mind you.
And here I was thinking it was the exact opposite: they want to paint Kratos as the ultimate pinnacle of masculinity: Bulking muscles, wades trough oceans of blood, gives the big-ol-finger to the very gods who oppose him...monkey_man said:
And is virile enough to make the goddess of beaty and love sigh in complete satisfaction and gives him an open invitation for a revisit.
In which case the only thing it adds to is the protagonist-wank the developers of God Of War seem to love.
If this is the opinion you people have of my generation, I'm saddened to say I agree with you. Now excuse me while I cry and wish I was born in the 50s.T-Bone24 said:
Yeah...that sex scene was...captivating, if not a little hilarious.
That's got to be one of the most ridiculous things in a game ever let alone the most ridiculous inclusion of sex in a game...ever!!
Despite being a little hilarious what value has that got at all? apart from to give 14 year olds who don't have a PC in their room some assistance in Teasing the weasel.
If that's all its there for then why not just go the whole hog and actually show the sex??
Despite being a little hilarious what value has that got at all? apart from to give 14 year olds who don't have a PC in their room some assistance in Teasing the weasel.
If that's all its there for then why not just go the whole hog and actually show the sex??
